Corrupt A Wish

[Avaerilon]

(Not to my knowledge- it got abolished in the '60s, I believe)

Congrats!

Granted, but Scientology becomes incredibly popular instead.

I wish Civ V was more dynamic.

[North American Republics]

Granted, you are now plaing Europa Universalis III. (iz better so no really corrupted! ;))

I wish that the political ads on Proboards would go away.

[Goncar]

Granted but now all you see dating relationship sites ads.

I wish it wasnt raining

[Avaerilon]

Granted, it never rains again.

I wish instant coffee tasted as good as fresh coffee.

[Deleted]

Granted, but it's 13,o00 calories.

I wish for 20 Pounds.

[North American Republics]

Granted, you are now 20 pounds heavier.

I wish for a modern version of 1984.

[Deleted]

Sept 14, 2012 23:37:55 GMT North American Republics said:

Granted, you are now 20 pounds heavier.

I wish for a modern version of 1984.

Granted, it's in a nuclear Apocalypse.

I wish for a pet penguin.

[Deleted]

Granted, you have to call an exterminator for your penguin infestation.

I wish for a girlfriend

[North American Republics]

Granted, but she's incredibly possessive and will not let you hang out with your friends.

I wish for good movies to come out in theaters.

[Avaerilon]

Granted, but everyone else wants to see them as well and you can never get in when they're on-show.

I wish for more Kettle Chips.

[Wish]

Granted, but they taste like sulfur.

I wish to be Prime Minister of Canada ;D

[Avaerilon]

Granted, but you are impeached for failing to log-on and are imprisoned for life.

I wish for a new computer mouse.

[Deleted]

Granted but it's made in Taiwan and it doesnt work.
I wish Avaerilon got a new keyboard.

[Newhalla]

Granted but it's made of cheese and Avaerlion gets HIV.

I wish i could visit my Turk,Arab,Kurd,Bosnian and Finnish friends more.

[Avaerilon]

Granted, but you end up living in airports, you spend so much time flying to see them.

I wish the Irish lecture I have on Wednesday would disappear, giving me a free Wednesday.

[Newhalla]

They actually live in Sweden :P

Granted but you're now forced to take Swahili lessons instead.

I wish for an end of Nationalism.

[Deleted]

Granted, but now you have no friends because they left the nation.

I wish to be Deputy Minister of Defense.

[Millyland]

Granted, but the Minister of Defence is Dog Bird.

I wish I could live in Sweden.

[Avaerilon]

Granted, but the Swedes ban Loreen's music when you arrive.

I wish I didn't have Advanced Welsh at 9 in the morning.

[Deleted]

granted but instead you have to run track & field

[Avaerilon]

(OOC: And your wish is...?)

[Millyland]

I'll start a new one:

I wish I could speak every language.

[North American Republics]

Granted, but you say every word in a sentence in a different language.

I wish for competent group members.

[Avaerilon]

Granted, but you're never in-office again.

I wish for the SLU to have the most active off-site forum in NS.

[Goncar]

Granted but every time you post, it doesn't make sense because some one answered before you. (I hate when that happens.)
I wish that I could go to NYC.

[Deleted]

Granted, but it's in chaos because of a hurricane

I wish for my own island.

[Avaerilon]

Granted, but its populated by zombies.

I wish for a more powerful radiator in my room.

[Goncar]

Granted but you get radiation sickness and eventually die.

[Newhalla]

and the wish?

well i can wish then.

I wish they made a Halo movie trilogy based on the forerunner saga and another movie trilogy for the kilo-five novels

[Avaerilon]

(Goncar- erm, I was talking about a heater? Oh well :P )

Granted, but the speical effects are doen by a low-budget company run by children, and are therefore terrible.

I wish that my dishwasher was working again.