Newhalla
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Omnia mirari etaim tritissima (marvel at evrything even the most commonplace)
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Post by Newhalla on Dec 1, 2012 20:23:59 GMT
Granted, but your fridge is now broken.
I wish that i had a real wish.
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Avaerilon
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Post by Avaerilon on Dec 3, 2012 7:14:31 GMT
Granted, but you've divided by zero and plunge the world into a terrifying extra-dimensional portal, filled with random numbers, algebra and failed T.V. stars.
I wish I didn't have a rehearsal tonight.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2012 13:48:19 GMT
Granted, but now you have to swim in a pool filled with wrinkly old ladies and wet pasta.
I wish college were not mandatory.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2013 15:16:03 GMT
Granted, but because it already isn't, it now is mandatory
I wish for this thread to be revived
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Post by Avaerilon on Jan 11, 2013 17:09:44 GMT
Granted, but doing so cuts-off the power in your home.
I wish to walk on the moon.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2013 17:28:34 GMT
Granted, but space werewolves eat your face off
I wish for Comanici to love me (Not in a homosexual way)
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2013 6:14:34 GMT
Granted but he loves you because when he looks at you all he sees are a pair of THUMBS... Good save, hunh? ???
I wish for all bronies to be trapped in a room listening to Justin Bieber, Rebecca Black & One Direction back to back to back to back to back for 57 hours straight without food water or bathroom breaks.
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Post by Kanoria on Jan 13, 2013 6:35:40 GMT
Granted, but they find the remote after one hour.
I wish I could see through anything I liked at my discretion.
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Post by Avaerilon on Jan 13, 2013 20:56:20 GMT
Granted, but you see through into a gents' changing room that for some reason was labelled "women's" and are scarred for life.
I wish they re-made the Matrix 2 and 3 to be as good as the original.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2013 1:07:10 GMT
Granted, but they left even more questions
I wish for a hug.
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Post by Kanoria on Jan 14, 2013 12:05:04 GMT
Granted, but you get it from a toddler who does not accept he has to ever let go.
I wish I could find it in myself to love myself.
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Post by Avaerilon on Jan 14, 2013 13:55:18 GMT
Granted, but you eventually become self-obsessed and spurn the love of others, leading to a sad, lonely life :(
I wish I will be able to remember all the poems I need off-by-heart for the upcoming exam I have.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2013 20:23:27 GMT
Granted, but the exam is about European and African Swallows.
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Avaerilon
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Post by Avaerilon on Jan 15, 2013 7:17:23 GMT
(OOC: ... and your wish?)
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2013 12:01:12 GMT
I don't need a wish :P
(I wish for the boxed set of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
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Post by Kanoria on Jan 15, 2013 12:11:52 GMT
You get it, but have to lend it to me.
I wish for a pint of orange juice!
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Post by Avaerilon on Jan 15, 2013 14:04:11 GMT
Granted, but it is poisoned by me an unnamed hater of My Little Pony, and you die a terrible, terrible death.
I wish Jeremy Brett hadn't died and made more of the Sherlock Holmes TV series.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2013 20:20:17 GMT
Granted, but then after some unexpected plot turns, the show ends up like Star Wars episode 3
I wish Avaerlion was a brony.
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Post by Kanoria on Jan 15, 2013 20:28:05 GMT
Granted 'but Since he already is a closet Brony, he just Keeps denying it.
I wish that turtles could fly.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2013 20:32:53 GMT
Granted, but the magic on the propeller fails and the turtle dies.
I wish for an omni-brony party thread.
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Post by Avaerilon on Jan 15, 2013 21:31:32 GMT
Granted 'but Since he already is a closet Brony, he just Keeps denying it. Granted, but hackers steal all your personal data and use your details to troll millions. I wish I had another week to revise. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2013 21:47:01 GMT
Granted, but at the last minute you get hacked, turning all your work into.  |
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Post by Avaerilon on Jan 15, 2013 21:57:05 GMT
(OOC: post a wish, dammit... :P )
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2013 22:44:37 GMT
OOC: Make me :P
Challenge Accepted
I wish I respected forum decorum.
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Post by North American Republics on Jan 23, 2013 17:10:11 GMT
Granted, but you only do so on a Westboro Baptist Church forum.
I wish that people were less bigoted.
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Avaerilon
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Post by Avaerilon on Jan 23, 2013 17:44:56 GMT
Granted, but while the world is united as one and has thus destroyed all arms, aliens attack with forks and take-over the planet, with the oppressed peoples of the world cursing your name.
I wish it was easier to clean laptop fans.
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Post by Kanoria on Jan 23, 2013 18:25:30 GMT
Granted, but the rate at which they attract dust increases in direct proportion.
I wish the mirror would stop staring at me!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2013 23:20:45 GMT
Granted, but then a frost troll comes out if the mirror
I wish for Avaerlion to never edit my g****** posts again!
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Post by North American Republics on Jan 23, 2013 23:27:35 GMT
Granted, but now I edit your posts.
I wish that I knew about tonsilloliths earlier.
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Avaerilon
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Post by Avaerilon on Jan 23, 2013 23:41:21 GMT
Granted, but your entire life is changed for the worse as a result of your careless meddling with time.
I wish my tumble-dryer worked.
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