Corrupt A Wish

[Eggy216]

The name says it all! Grant the wish of the person above you, but corrupt it ;) NAR wanted to do this, so I decided to beat him to it :P

I wish for a cookie!

[North American Republics]

Okay, you get a cookie, but you can never eat it.

I wish for Ron Paul to win the White House.

[Newhalla]

Ok, Ron wins the white house under foreign occupation.

I wish for a pet dragon.

[North American Republics]

You get your pet dragon, but he's not house trained yet.

I wish for this thread to reach 50 pages in length.

[Goncar]

Ok it reaches 50 pages but something happens to Internet and and the forum is gone.

I wish for a pizza

[Eggy216]

You get your pizza, but it's been laced with a deadly poison.

I wish for membership to reach 500.

[Deleted]

Granted, but they're all either trolls or ad-spammers.

I wish for pie.

[Goncar]

Ok, you get your pie but it is the pie from Minnie in the book and movie, The Help. ( It was filled with Minnie's crap. Yes that type of crap.)

I wish that Max Barry would realize that the SLU is the best region in NS and it brings in a lot of nations and then Grolsch could shut up about members falling out of 300 or rising above 300.

[North American Republics]

Granted, but Max Berry launches a coup d'etat against our region with the multitude of nations he brought with him and we are forced to start the Social Liberal Union - Part Two.

I wish that whoever changed the word 'and' to 'pimpmobile' is found.

[Goncar]

Ok you find out. But it was actually you.

I wish I didn't feel so crappy right now.

[Eggy216]

Granted, but you're condemned to an eternity of purgatory as a result.

I wish my boss would let me go home early today.

[North American Republics]

Goncar: You don't know how right you were.
@eggy: Granted, but you don't get paid!

I wish that we get at least one instance of enough good-for-snowballs quality snow for a snowball fight during a school day in the winter in NYC while the schools are open and students are in attendance.

[Eggy216]

Aug 8, 2012 16:13:50 GMT North American Republics said:

Goncar: You don't know how right you were.

I was betting on you or Avae :P

Granted, but before any students can get outside the snow piles too high and everyone is snowed in for the next two weeks.

I wish the Buffalo Sabres would win the Stanley Cup.

[North American Republics]

Yay for apartment buildings!

Granted, but they lose the cup on the way back to the hotel.

I wish for having an incorruptible wish.

[Newhalla]

Granted, but you can't use it.

I wish for an Nordic union including the Baltic nations.

[Avaerilon]

Granted, but you will never be able to live there due to a bureaucratic error.

I wish for a TVR Cerbera Speed12.

[Eggy216]

Aug 8, 2012 16:41:48 GMT North American Republics said:

Granted, but they lose the cup on the way back to the hotel.

Sadly, I don't think that would be the worst thing that's ever happened to the cup. . .

@ava-e Granted, but you crash it into a tree and die in a fiery explosion.

I wish for Obama to come out in favor for making cookies the national food of America.

[Avaerilon]

Granted, but only crap cookies are allowed to be eaten.

I wish for the Lib Dems to win a 55% majority in the next UK General Election.

[Newhalla]

Granted, but UK is no longer a democracy.

I wish for a personal AI like EDI

[Avaerilon]

Aug 9, 2012 12:25:41 GMT Newhalla said:

Granted, but UK is no longer a democracy.

[North American Republics]

Granted, the UK is now a direct democracy.

I wish that people would stop calling Democrats/liberals socialists already.

[Avaerilon]

Newhalla: Granted, but the AI decides all it wants to do is play poker with some stoners.

@nar: Granted, but we start getting called "Smorfags" by idiots, now.

I wish I won the lottery... as in about £30 million ;D

[Eggy216]

Granted, but you're paid its equivalent in Sluans.

I wish it would rain.

[North American Republics]

Granted, but your house floods.

I wish it would rain heavily where there is drought.

[Avaerilon]

Granted, but the water slips down cracks in the Earth, where it travels too far down to be of use to anyone for a long, long time.

I wish for a really nice pizza. REALLY nice, with extra mozzarella, mushrooms, pepperoni...

[Eggy216]

Granted. The rain comes down heavily, and washes away all soil, destroying any potential farmland and runing the drinking water.

I wish that annoying alarm would stop going off.

[Goncar]

(Ava wished for a pizza)

@ava. Granted it is out of cardboard in a dominos take out.

@eggy: granted but an even more annoying alarm goes off

I wish I could learn a 6th language.

[Eggy216]

Aug 10, 2012 12:06:43 GMT Goncar said:

(Ava wished for a pizza)

I was replying to NAR, apparently Avaerillon sniped me :P

Granted, you learn Korean but anger a Korean man when you insult his mother, and he kills you.

I wish for a time of great prosperity for the SLU under Millyland.

[Goncar]

Granted but the next delegate ruins everything that Millyland accomplished.

I wish my school didn't start on Wednesday

[North American Republics]

Granted, but it's economic prosperity and we are down to three nations.

I wish for a proper spoiler button instead of :O

Edit: I forgot my wish :P