Corrupt A Wish

[Newhalla]

Goncar. Granted, but now the school starts on Sunday.

@nar. Granted, but the button is bugged out and can't be used.

I wish for that people didn't "sniped" each other.

[Eggy216]

Aug 10, 2012 14:02:08 GMT North American Republics said:

Granted, but it's economic prosperity and we are down to three nations.

Which 3?

Granted, but now they "gun down" each other.

I wish my boss would stop yelling sexist and homophobic comments all day.

[North American Republics]

Granted, now everyone uses "ninja'd."

I wish for 100,000 wishes that I can use as I please.

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Lol. | Idk.

[Goncar]

Granted but then someone shoots you and you die on the spot.

I wish that Spain wins the semifinals match in bball and loses in the final

[North American Republics]

Granted, but riots break out in Spain over the loss eventually leading to a second Spanish Civil War.

I wish these gnats would leave already.

[Newhalla]

Granted, but they grow as big as a human and becomes sentient, and takes over Washington D.C.

I wish that USA loses against China in the Olympic medal count.

[Eggy216]

(same here) Granted, but in a fit of anger the US declares war on China, resulting in WWIII.

I wish my Pokemon RP would be a success :D

[North American Republics]

Granted, but you never win a pokemon battle.

I wish that you could preview a quick reply message.

[Newhalla]

Granted, but your computer freezes every time.

I wish that it stops raining all the time.

[North American Republics]

(same here)
Granted, but now it never rains.

I wish that golf looked more fun.

[Eggy216]

I can't even grant that. Just. . .not possible :P

Fine. Granted, by now it's even more boring to play.

I wish that Pink Floyd would reform and tour and I could go.

[North American Republics]

Granted, but Justin Bieber is on vocals.

I wish that your avatar could sparkle more. :P

[Eggy216]

Aug 10, 2012 22:42:35 GMT North American Republics said:

I wish that your avatar could sparkle more. :P

Just you wait.

Granted, but it'll give you seizures.



I wish Justin Bieber was dead.

[North American Republics]

Granted, now people flock to Rebecca Black and she becomes an international sensation after her hit single Tuesday.

I wish the pizza currently in the oven would hurry up and finish already.

[Eggy216]

Granted, but your oven explodes.

I wish for more people to join my RP.

Also, does that one sparkle more :P

[North American Republics]

Most definitely, although it could be faster. :P

Granted, but we are allowed to make up moves and someone removes the "no godmodding" rule.

I wish that I had something to wish for. Maybe I'll just wish for Eggy to make the transitions quicker. :P

[Eggy216]

Granted, but he can't make them any faster :P.

I wish that NAR would make his flag trippy too.

[North American Republics]

FASTER!!! Really trippy, dude.

Granted, but it will happen in the far future.

I wish that the Church of Ainland would start up again.

[Avaerilon]

Granted, but of one of them is Unibot.

I wish I had a time-machine.

[Eggy216]

Granted, but it only works one and you can only travel 1 second in either direction.

I wish I could figure out where my e-books went on my laptop.

[Goncar]

Granted but you never can access them.

I wish the Olympics lasted longer

[North American Republics]

Granted, now Great Britain forms a union with all of America forming Oceania from 1984...

I wish that I could focus on one task at a time.

[Goncar]

Granted but you will never need to do anything ever again.

I wish I was a famous soccer player

[North American Republics]

(That...sounds nice, actually...)
Granted, but fame goes to your head and you spiral into poverty at the age of thirty, never to climb back out again.

I wish that NationStates would allow me to stay logged in at all times instead of me having to log in every time I open the browser.

[Avaerilon]

Granted, but your computer gets a terrible virus you can't get rid of.

I wish there was a really good political compass test out there, with more dimensions and analysis. And a cute girl to present the results ;D

[Goncar]

Granted but you fail the test and the girl is a devil

I wish that I had a large espresso right now.

[North American Republics]

Granted, but there is so much caffeine in it that you go crazy.

I wish that my beard would grow at a rate of 1 inch each day.

[Eggy216]

Granted - Your beard grows 1 inch every Venus day (243 Earth Days)

I wish that they would stop using chainsaws outside at 7 AM.

[North American Republics]

XD

Granted, now they use them at 6 AM.

I wish that the standard acceleration due to free fall on Earth was 5 ^m/_s²

[Avaerilon]

Granted, but all the villains pushed out of aircraft by heroes now have a better chance of survival.

I wish that they made a fourth Matrix film to tie-up all those loose ends in the third.