Corrupt A Wish

[North American Republics]

Granted, but the movie is actually only a black screen with the words, "And Neo woke up from his dream..."

Silly NAR!

I wish $2 million that I can use as I please.

[Avaerilon]

Granted, but you get it as it coincides with hyperinflation, so you can only buy a packet of doughnuts.

I wish for a computer with 100GB RAM, 10GB Graphics, a processor 5x better than i7, and 15TB of storage.

[North American Republics]

Granted, but 14.9TB of your hard-drive is filled with MLP:FiM stuff.

I wish for a movie-character-checker app for Google Chrome.

[Newhalla]

Granted, but it cost a fortune to have it.

I wish i got the map i ordered from Avaerilon.

[Avaerilon]

Granted, but the file is corrupted and Avaerilon is two busy learning five other languages (I am, actually!) to do another.

I wish I could straighten my hair at the snap of my fingers.

[Eggy216]

Granted, but in return you lose your hands.

I wish for Apple would develop Final Cut for Windows.

[Goncar]

Granted, then the world ends.

I wish that I could just be lazy for a couple more days

[Newhalla]

Granted, but all you can do is looking at the clouds.

I wish for 3 wishes.

[North American Republics]

Granted, but you're limited to wishing me twenty thousand dollars.

I wish for the FCC to be dissolved.

[Eggy216]

Granted, but 10 seconds later 5,000 nukes are simultaneously dropped on various parts of the world.

I wish that nobody would come to the pool when it's raining.

[North American Republics]

0.o The FCC was that important?

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Granted, but it rains forever and you're out of a job.

I wish for a chocolate chip cookie.

[Eggy216]

Aug 14, 2012 19:09:37 GMT North American Republics said:

0.o The FCC was that important?

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Granted, but it rains forever and you're out of a job.

It was two unrelated matters, that happened to occur at the same time.

Also, when it rains I still get paid so I'm not out of a job :P

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Granted. This website just saved a chocolate chip cookie to your computer. Unfortunately this overloads your web browser and causes it to crash.

I wish the birthers would just shut up or grow a few brain cells already.

[Avaerilon]

Granted, but now they all form their own political party, and get elected into office.

I wish the bl**** seagulls would shut-up.

[Eggy216]

Granted, but they all register to vote and vote conservative, so the liberals never win another election.

I wish that the rain would stop beating down on the door of the hut. It's f*cking scary!

[Avaerilon]

Granted, but the door opens and the murderer comes in and kills you.

I wish that my internet operated at 10gb/s.

[Goncar]

Granted but then it explodes.

I wish for a awesome flag

[North American Republics]

Granted, but it becomes invisible every time you look directly at it.

I wish to understand how to display bitmaps using C++.

[Avaerilon]

Granted, but you become a programming bore, lose all your friends, and starve to death because you forget how to feed yourself.

I wish I could fly up Mynydd Penglais from Aberystwyth town, instead of having to walk :P

[North American Republics]

Granted, but your alternate method of transportation disappears once you get there and you have to walk back anyway.

I wish that my laptop battery would last for 12 hours on a single charge.

[Avaerilon]

Granted, but it burns whatever surface it touches, it becomes so hot.

I wish I had a skeleton key.

[Goncar]

Granted but it b
Dissolves every time .

I wish for a sweet tea

[Avaerilon]

Granted, but it contains too much sugar and you get diabetes.

I wish this bloomin' virus would go away!

[Newhalla]

Granted, but it's replaced by an even worse virus.

I wish i could get coffee whiteout leaving my computer.

[Goncar]

Granted but it spills on your computer and you get fired

I wish for A third party candidate

[Avaerilon]

Granted, but they turn out to be a megalomaniac.

I wish for some nice wireless headphones.

[Deleted]

Granted, but the batteries constantly die so you have to keep charging them.

I wish for a time machine

[Avaerilon]

Granted, but you travel back to the Jurassic period and get squished by a brontosaurus.

I wish I had another bottle of Pepsi Max in the fridge.

[North American Republics]

Granted, but the bottle is all that it is.

I wish that I could pause time.

[Avaerilon]

Granted, but you are unable to get-out of pause mode, and are stuck, on your own, in a paused world.

I wish my post (mail, y'all) would get here on time.

[North American Republics]

Granted, but you're being drafted for war(the UK's got the draft, right?).

I wish that astrology would die out.

7,000th post, me thinks.