Corrupt A Wish

[Ramelia]

Granted, but only as you must stay at school without cessation.

I wish no wish to be corrupted after this wish, and any ensuing wishes which are to be corrupted.

[Harndon]

Granted, your wish is now corrupted, voiding it, as you wished for all wishes after your wish to not be corrupted.

I wish student finance would actually pay me, instead of making up excuses and witholding payments.

[Ramelia]

Granted, you're expelled.

I wish nuclear weaponry disappeared from the world.

[Harndon]

Granted. You've just removed weapons that no-one would ever actually use anyway, and humanity goes on killing eachother as it always has, and always will.

I wish for it to be less damn hot

[Ramelia]

It’s now absolute zero.

I wish I didn’t break my leg a month and a half ago.

[Auze]

Granted, you broke your skull... and brain.

I wish that whoever corrupted this wish received the corrupted wish twice, and if the wish has any benefits that they do not get the benefits, only the downsides.

[Ramelia]

No benefits exist to your wish, and thus no downsides.

I wish for Xi Jinping to be removed in a socialist revolution against a "socialist" tyrannical government.

[Hirematia]

Granted, the new socialist government is immediately deposed by the CIA, and China becomes a fascist state.

I wish that a grand jury indicted a ham sandwich.

[Kanoria]

Granted, the ham sandwich points out all the flaws in the proceedings, and thereby destroys the case for their to be a grand jury at all.

I wish that the forum had more active users from our region on nationstates

[Ramelia]

Granted, they're sleeper invaders.

I wish AInland were active.

[Kanoria]

Granted, he is, when I let him know that he will cte soon (no change).

I wish that more people understood the beauty they are exposed to every day

[Ramelia]

Granted, but they don’t care.

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[Goncar]

Granted, except your keyboard broke.

I wish for fried chicken.

[Ramelia]

Granted, but you now live in a country where vegetarianism is compulsory.

I wish for the Supreme Court nominee to be blocked until the next Democratic presidency.

[Courelli]

Granted. There is never another Democratic presidency.

I wish that I could graduate college right now, with all the skills and knowledge I need for life, without having to go to class or do assignments.

[Ramelia]

Granted. A gunman opens fire on the graduation ceremony as you receive your degree.

I wish to be the next Speaker of the Union.

[Harndon]

Granted; your premiership results in the total and permenant collapse of the SLU

I wish my mam would stop breaking her arm every 5 seconds

[Ramelia]

Granted, but she breaks every bone in her body every two seconds instead.

I wish I could get a full ride scholarship.

[North American Republics]

You get your full ride scholarship... To ITT Tech.

I wish for a better vacuum cleaner.

[Ramelia]

Granted. Someone steals it.

I wish that the wish succeeding this wish be granted without corruption.

[Courelli]

Granted, but you'll be the first victim of the following:

I wish that people be ignored and skipped if they try to break the game.

[Ramelia]

Since, pursuant to the wish which I am obliged to grant, I must ignore the wish prior to said wish, I must corrupt the wish I am supposed to grant, so:

I wish that the wish prior this wish be ignored.

[Goncar]

Granted but every single wish of yours is now ignored.
I wish to get on this dang AIRPLANE!

[Harndon]

Granted but there's a tiny leak in the cabin. The pressure drops, the pilots get hypoxia. Becoming drunk on lack of oxygen, they fly further and further in the original direction of travel until the plane runs out of fuel. You hear the turbines judder to a halt as the plane starts to plummet towards the ground...
I wish I could be less depressing

[Courelli]

1. hahaha wouldnt it have been funny if your corruption came true hahahaha

2. granted! you get a frontal lobotomy, rendering you unable to experience emotion.

i wish that the nazis just... stopped being nazis

[Hirematia]

granted, they become clerical fascists instead.

i wish i could go to a real new year's eve party instead of being stuck at home with uncles and aunties.

[Courelli]

granted -- the retirement home down the road absolutely LOVES when youngsters stop by.

i wish the world assembly commended me

[Ramelia]

Granted, but the fascists retake every region captured by The Red Fleet.

I wish my existence had more than negative meaning.

[Courelli]

granted! it has exactly one meaning: to slave away producing worthless trinkets for the capitalist elite

i wish that capitalism would swiftly meet its demise

[Harndon]

granted...  i t  f e u d a l i s m  t i m e

I wish for a limetime's supply of cheese