Hirematia
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Post by Hirematia on Nov 8, 2017 21:13:15 GMT
Granted, all players on all FIFA World Cup teams are hospitalized due to severe food poisoning before the World Cup is set to begin, save the Latvian national team. Vatican City assembles a national team for the sake of competition.
I wish Robert Mueller would issue an arrest warrant for Donald Trump.
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Auze
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Post by Auze on Nov 11, 2017 0:49:47 GMT
Granted, the united states ceases to exist.
I wish for a normal and tasty banana with nothing keeping me from eating it safely. No bad side effects as well
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Post by Courelli on Nov 11, 2017 2:00:40 GMT
Granted. You get a banana, and it is good, but, like all things, it can not satisfy your inner longing for deeper meaning in this vast, ultimately pointless universe.
I wish that had a 4.0 GPA, even if I had to sell my soul to the devil.
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Auze
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Post by Auze on Nov 11, 2017 12:44:57 GMT
Granted. You get a banana, and it is good, but, like all things, it can not satisfy your inner longing for deeper meaning in this vast, ultimately pointless universe. I wish that had a 4.0 GPA, even if I had to sell my soul to the devil. granted, you get in a accident and die 5 seconds later. Your body is never found. I wish I had a banana that did all that, that I can safely eat |
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Post by Harndon on Nov 11, 2017 13:32:36 GMT
Granted, no such banana exists. It's just a very pleasant banana, one that lasts too short a time, and does not sustain you for too long.
I wish I could shapeshift
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Auze
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Post by Auze on Nov 13, 2017 2:09:45 GMT
Granted, you can only shapeshift once. Hope you like your new form ;)
I wish for a samoa
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Post by Ramelia on Apr 7, 2018 14:25:00 GMT
Granted, an island falls upon your head. Granted, though as this sentence is technically also a wish, but no wish shall be a granted wish no more, this sentence becomes a non-wish wish, but still a wish, therefore this is a non-non-wish wish non-wish wish, & therefore this is a non-non-non-wish wish non-wish wish non-non-wish wish non-wish wish & therefore this is a non-non-non-non-wish wish non-wish wish non-non-wish wish non-wish wish non-non-non-wish wish non-wish wish non-non-wish wish non-wish wish & you're dead now. Isn't it ironic that this is the last forum post I made before abandoning the Odd Republic? I wish for the definition of the word wish to change. |
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Post by New Lettia on Apr 7, 2018 14:56:30 GMT
Granted. Wish previously meant 'a desire or hope for something to happen', but now it means 'a desire or hope for some event to occur.'
I wish that the flag of Ramelia contained 3 purple stripes.
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Post by Ramelia on Apr 7, 2018 15:50:04 GMT
Granted, but you have to imagine the third stripe because the editor software I use won't save anything to my computer.
I wish for Courelli to post next.
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Post by Courelli on Apr 7, 2018 17:12:08 GMT
Granted, but he doesn’t corrupt this wish. Or does he?
I wish for scientific proof that potato is, in fact, NOT stronk.
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Post by New Lettia on Apr 7, 2018 19:41:48 GMT
Granted, as potato is actually strong, rather than stronk. Latvians just mistype it.
I wish to have my own Fairly Odd Parents.
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Hirematia
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Post by Hirematia on Apr 13, 2018 21:19:00 GMT
Granted, but you get anti-fairies, dooming you to a life of misery.
I wish I did not have a pollen allergy.
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Post by New Lettia on Apr 14, 2018 9:03:35 GMT
Granted, but you now have every other allergy.
I wish I was immortal and lived a happy, healthy life.
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Post by Ramelia on Apr 14, 2018 11:21:32 GMT
Granted. The iteration of yourself in another universe gets this wish, but only be mercilessly depriving the iteration of yourself in every other universe of existence.
I wish for all my LoP editing powers to be taken away.
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Post by Courelli on Apr 16, 2018 17:54:32 GMT
[claims free post, as previous poster didn't post a wish]
I wish I would pass all of my final exams.
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Post by Ramelia on Apr 16, 2018 23:07:22 GMT
Oops.
You pass with all Ds.
I wish to allow my previous post in this thread to make a wish.
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Hirematia
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Post by Hirematia on Apr 17, 2018 3:00:08 GMT
Granted, but your previous post has been altered by me to say "I wish for all my LoP editing powers to be taken away."
I wish for a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich.
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Post by Ramelia on Apr 17, 2018 3:05:49 GMT
Granted, but the ham sandwich is Anaaxes reconfigured.
I wish for Donald Trump to go bald.
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Post by Harndon on Apr 17, 2018 6:45:51 GMT
He already has, but he is still POTUS
I wish I could just bugger off and live in the woods somewhere
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Post by Courelli on Apr 17, 2018 22:29:45 GMT
Granted. Forest fire.
I wish that I could cease to exist -- and not in the NationStates way ;)
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Post by Ramelia on Apr 17, 2018 23:53:34 GMT
You can. Lucky for you, you don't.
I wish Alex Jones would just...stop.
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Auze
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Post by Auze on Apr 18, 2018 0:34:11 GMT
Granted, the actor Alex Jones, stops advocating for the Deaf.
I wish that this thread died.
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Hirematia
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Post by Hirematia on Apr 18, 2018 1:07:23 GMT
Granted, but it will only die once the whole forum dies like LoP did.
I wish for LoP to be restored.
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Post by Ramelia on Apr 18, 2018 11:23:48 GMT
Granted, but Anaaxes moves the domain to something none of us can find.
I wish PARCC did not exist.
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Auze
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Post by Auze on Apr 18, 2018 11:41:54 GMT
Granted, the Wikipedia page for PARCC is deleted for not being neutral.
I wish to not cease to exist.
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Post by Ramelia on Apr 18, 2018 11:53:11 GMT
Granted, you are Schrodinger's Cat, and no-one knows your state of existence.
I wish Bernie had 8 years.
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Post by Courelli on Apr 18, 2018 13:11:26 GMT
Granted. Republican supermajority in Congress.
I wish that the images on my Library of Parliament page would restore themselves instead of me having to do it by hand.
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Post by Ramelia on Apr 18, 2018 13:36:15 GMT
Granted. You lose your LoP factbook.
I wish to not have to make a wish.
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Post by Courelli on Apr 18, 2018 17:02:42 GMT
Granted. You stop making wishes with the sole intent of breaking the game, making everyone else's life happier in the process.
I wish that vending machines took Chuck E. Cheese tokens.
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Hirematia
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Post by Hirematia on Apr 18, 2018 18:21:48 GMT
Granted, but only vending machines that sell plastic straws with holes in them.
I wish for no homework ever again.
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