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Post by Mintonity on Feb 20, 2017 5:29:48 GMT
Granted, but in 2032 your refusal to speak gets Donald Trump's corpse elected as the United States President for a second term. I wish Bernie Sanders was president with Democratic supermajorities in both houses of Congress. Granted, he joins the model parliament of a high school and is elected president. I want to be forever young |
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Post by Odd Republic on Feb 20, 2017 6:04:39 GMT
Granted, your 20-something(?) corpse is cryogenically frozen.
I want more wishes.
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Post by Mintonity on Feb 21, 2017 1:59:00 GMT
Granted, they're all corrupted though.
I want an incorruptible wish.
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Post by Hirematia on Apr 5, 2017 2:00:55 GMT
Granted, but the wish gives you no other benefit than breaking the game.
I wish for Mintonity to stop breaking the forum games.
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Post by Odd Republic on Apr 5, 2017 9:53:27 GMT
Granted, but the forum games cease existing.
I wish for infinite incorruptible wishes which do as I chose.
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Post by Mintonity on Apr 12, 2017 11:36:52 GMT
Granted, it has no real tangible impact in the real world and you get very sad that the only achievement was winning a not too important forum game. That awareness and sadness corrupts your wish.
I wish I had a cookie.
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Post by Odd Republic on Apr 12, 2017 12:59:35 GMT
Granted, it has no real tangible impact in the real world and you get very sad that the only achievement was winning a not too important forum game. That awareness and sadness corrupts your wish. I wish I had a cookie. Granted, but the cookie is made of the heads of SLUan heads of state. I wish for Mintonity to have an incorruptible wish. |
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Post by Avaerilon on Apr 19, 2017 19:39:50 GMT
Granted; Mintonity never does anything with it, so the wish is pointless.
I wish laptops cleaned themselves.
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Post by Hirematia on Apr 19, 2017 21:51:23 GMT
Granted; Mintonity never does anything with it, so the wish is pointless. I wish laptops cleaned themselves. Granted, but they clean themselves using water, causing all laptops to break. I wish I could function on five hours of sleep. |
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Post by Odd Republic on Apr 19, 2017 23:17:20 GMT
Granted, but you must sleep during work hours.
I wish for Labour to win every single seat in the House of Commons and make Corbyn PM.
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Post by Hirematia on Apr 20, 2017 11:39:00 GMT
Granted, but everyone besides Corbyn is a political clone of Tony Blair.
I wish for renewable energy to replace fossil fuels overnight.
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Post by Odd Republic on Apr 20, 2017 13:14:27 GMT
Granted, but none of the renewable energy plants are of quality and they fall apart the next day.
I wish for Trump, Pence and Ryan to be impeached and get Tillerson as president.
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Post by Hirematia on Apr 20, 2017 17:04:40 GMT
Granted, but Trump, Pence, and Ryan stage a coup and nuke every country in the world after winning.
I wish for a chocolate bar.
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Post by Mintonity on Apr 21, 2017 0:47:22 GMT
Granted, the bar at the pub you just bought is now made of chocolate. Things do not turn out swimmingly.
I wish I was organised
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Post by Hirematia on Apr 21, 2017 1:30:11 GMT
Granted, you become despised by your friends for being the perfectionist.
I wish for a genie who grants incorruptible wishes with which I can do whatever I want.
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Post by Avaerilon on Apr 26, 2017 7:00:55 GMT
Granted; before you can make a wish, you are rushed by an ACME anvil, due to the balancing nature of he universe.
I wish for the Liberal Democrats to win a majority in the UK election in order to stop Brexit.
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Post by Odd Republic on Apr 26, 2017 13:22:26 GMT
Granted; the Lib Dems form a coalition with the Conservatives and re-elect May.
I wish for nuclear weapons to cease existing (and yes I know the obvious hole in this).
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Post by Hirematia on Apr 26, 2017 19:36:07 GMT
Granted, America and Russia feel emboldened and become locked in brutal conflict. Also warring are India and Pakistan, Israel and Iran, and China and Japan. Good work!
I wish for mosquitos to go extinct.
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Post by Avaerilon on Apr 27, 2017 7:55:11 GMT
Granted; the Lib Dems form a coalition with the Conservatives and re-elect May. My wish was for the LDs to win a majority ;) I wish for mosquitos to go extinct. Granted; the disappearance of this insect causes the ecosystem to fall-into chaos. I wish for a free supply of cappuccino milk. |
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Post by Odd Republic on Apr 27, 2017 10:46:43 GMT
Granted; the Lib Dems form a coalition with the Conservatives and re-elect May. My wish was for the LDs to win a majority ;) Sorry, I misspoke. Several LIB Dem MPs are shot to death, and so they lose their majority and form a coalition with the Conservatives. Granted, but the cappuccino milk (or whatever that is) is sweetened with poisonous sugar alternatives. I wish for the new SLU constitution and accompanying legislation to be passed. |
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Post by Hirematia on Apr 29, 2017 15:51:54 GMT
Granted, they only pass with last-minute amendments that turn the SLU into an iron-fist dictatorship.
I wish for A's in all my classes.
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Post by Odd Republic on May 21, 2017 2:23:54 GMT
Granted, they only pass with last-minute amendments that turn the SLU into an iron-fist dictatorship. *and then it does pass* I wish for A's in all my classes. Granted; your classes are all remedial. I wish for a cookie. |
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Post by Hirematia on May 21, 2017 3:35:28 GMT
Granted, you get a cookie from a shady website that steals your personal data and sells it to a shady tech firm based in China.
I wish for Labour to win the UK general election.
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Post by Courelli on Jun 9, 2017 14:39:14 GMT
Granted, they form a coalition with UKIP and elect Nigel Farage as Prime Minister.
I wish I could cease to exist; exit this life; be done with this cruel, cruel world.
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Post by Astrolinium on Jul 10, 2017 14:44:43 GMT
Granted, but the universe fills the hole created by your removal with something exactly like you that is doomed to repeat the wish in vain.
I wish I could get my hair cut without having to travel to the barber shop.
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Post by Kanoria on Jul 10, 2017 17:10:10 GMT
Granted, but the universe fills the hole created by your removal with something exactly like you that is doomed to repeat the wish in vain. I wish I could get my hair cut without having to travel to the barber shop. Granted  . I wish there was one fewer negative consequences to this wish than the number that is set out in the reply to this wish. |
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Post by Auze on Jul 28, 2017 15:20:41 GMT
Granted, the universe implodes at the exact same time the Netherlands go fascist and take over the universe, and now they rule everything and nothing, and literally always have and always will, and never have and never will.
I wish nobody corrupted this wish
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Post by Odd Republic on Jul 30, 2017 17:05:52 GMT
Granted, the amorphous blob that is this thread corrupts the wish.
I wish that I could create a new United States Constitution.
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Post by Auze on Jul 31, 2017 14:03:39 GMT
Granted, you create it just before the aforementioned fascist Netherlands take over the U.S.A
I wish the forum games forums were more active with people who don't cheat and aren't trolls or alt-right
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Post by Courelli on Jul 31, 2017 14:35:59 GMT
Granted, but the only game you can play is Seinfeld Trivia: Untimate Edition.
I wish (or hope, honestly) that I won’t have to watch Luke Skywalker die with my own two eyes in Star Wars, Episode VIII: The Last Jedi.
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