Avaerilon
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Post by Avaerilon on Jul 11, 2016 19:26:28 GMT
Granted, your house burns down.
I wish for a free Dutch rail pass, all year-round.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2016 2:46:55 GMT
Granted, but it's for the previous year.
I wish for the ability to solve ANY maze in the first try.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2016 3:22:24 GMT
Granted, but it takes an absurdly long time to.
I wish for balloons that can never be popped.
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Avaerilon
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Post by Avaerilon on Oct 23, 2016 7:34:43 GMT
Granted, but the clutter-up your home and cannot easily be disposed of.
I wish for some Blue Mountain coffee beans.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2016 7:45:23 GMT
Granted but you dont get enough for even one cup of coffee.
I wish for a quantum computer.
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Post by Newhalla on Nov 2, 2016 12:14:41 GMT
Granted but you become bankrupt from the electricity bills.
I wish i could speak German already.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2016 4:38:13 GMT
Granted, but you completely forget the English language in the process.
I wish for a time machine.
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Post by Kanoria on Nov 4, 2016 12:38:23 GMT
Granted. You get a machine that can tell you the time. A Clock, in other words.
I wish for everyone that wants them to have a friendly dog that follows them around, and requires no maintenance.
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Avaerilon
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Post by Avaerilon on Nov 5, 2016 15:30:53 GMT
Granted, but the dogs' breath is disgusting and prevalent.
I wish my grocery shopping incurred no cost.
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Post by Newhalla on Nov 6, 2016 10:20:13 GMT
Granted, but you always get food poisoning from the food you "buy".
I wish for a car that isn't and will never be broken.
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Post by Kanoria on Nov 6, 2016 12:49:05 GMT
Granted, but the dogs' breath is disgusting and prevalent. I wish my grocery shopping incurred no cost. A price worth paying /Skip me. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2016 21:45:38 GMT
Granted, but it has the worst fuel efficiency imaginable.
I wish for toothpaste.
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Post by The State Of Candor on Nov 17, 2016 14:27:58 GMT
Granted, but its boiling point is so low that it evaporates instantly in your mouth, and it travels down your lungs, leaving you horribly sick for months.
I wish I could speak fluent Korean.
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Post by Mintonity on Nov 25, 2016 15:49:28 GMT
Granted, it's now the only language you can speak.
I wish buying christmas gifts didn't cost so much
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2016 1:35:17 GMT
Granted, but Wrapping Paper, Bows, Tape and Scissors have hit a massive spike in prices.
I wish there were less people in the world.
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Post by The State Of Candor on Nov 26, 2016 2:08:24 GMT
Granted, but you are one of the people who were kidnapped and 'disposed of' to create more space in the world.
I wish for global success of my favourite artist.
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Post by Mintonity on Nov 26, 2016 8:51:05 GMT
Granted, but the success corporate interventions ensuring their success mean they are no longer your favourite artist.
I wish redbull really did give me wings
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Post by Eggy216 on Nov 27, 2016 4:29:18 GMT
Granted, but the success corporate interventions ensuring their success mean they are no longer your favourite artist. I wish redbull really did give me wings Granted - two Chicken Wings (or buffalo wings, if you prefer) slathered in hot sauce. . . .which isn't really all that terrible in retrospect. I wish the Sabres would stop losing all the time. |
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Post by Mintonity on Nov 27, 2016 6:30:53 GMT
Granted, but the success corporate interventions ensuring their success mean they are no longer your favourite artist. I wish redbull really did give me wings Granted - two Chicken Wings (or buffalo wings, if you prefer) slathered in hot sauce. . . .which isn't really all that terrible in retrospect. I wish the Sabres would stop losing all the time. Granted, they don't play anymore. I wish I had more free time |
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Post by Eggy216 on Dec 1, 2016 5:21:06 GMT
Granted - your job no longer pays you a cent for your work, making all your time free.
I wish the semester would be over already
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Avaerilon
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Post by Avaerilon on Dec 2, 2016 17:24:04 GMT
Granted- you awake after having been in a coma for some time, and have to do all your exams again.
I wish for unlimited free pizza.
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Post by Mintonity on Dec 3, 2016 8:48:20 GMT
Granted, you get a bit too excessive, your bodies cholesterol levels go through the roof and bam myocardial infarction.
I wish there was world peace.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2016 20:33:31 GMT
Granted, but the world peace is caused by total atomic annihilation, killing everything.
I wish for the prosperity of the free world both in economics and personal freedoms
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Avaerilon
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Post by Avaerilon on Dec 9, 2016 9:41:31 GMT
Granted; this occurs in a parallel universe you cannot travel to.
I wish for a large, well-supplied and furnished kitchen.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2016 1:40:00 GMT
Granted; but it is located in the last house you lived in
I wish for straight A's for the next 10 years
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Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2016 12:28:26 GMT
Granted; but it is located in the last house you lived in I wish for straight A's for the next 10 years Granted, but you cheat to get those A's and get your high school diploma revoked after you are found out to have cheated on the SAT |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2016 5:43:59 GMT
Granted, but since you wished for nothing, nothing has been granted.
I wish for a set of dominoes.
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Post by Odd Republic on Feb 10, 2017 19:24:22 GMT
Granted, but they have no dots whatsoever.
I wish to have South Korea annex North Korea.
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Post by Mintonity on Feb 19, 2017 5:29:25 GMT
Granted, but they have no dots whatsoever. I wish to have South Korea annex North Korea. Granted, North Korea goes down with a huge fight, leading to cascading proxy wars and destabilisation to world peace. Nukes get used and one lands on your refrigerator. I wish I didn't have to do public speaking |
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Post by Odd Republic on Feb 19, 2017 6:08:34 GMT
Granted, but in 2032 your refusal to speak gets Donald Trump's corpse elected as the United States President for a second term.
I wish Bernie Sanders was president with Democratic supermajorities in both houses of Congress.
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