Avaerilon
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Post by Avaerilon on Feb 26, 2012 17:02:23 GMT
Right. The purpose of this thread is simple- to create an actual never-ending story. How does it work? Well, you post a sentence, word, or part of a sentence as a response to the post above, trying to make a coherent story (ideally a funny one!).
Okay then:
Once upon a time, there was a man called Vonil, who was very poor and lived inside a shed.
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Post by Millyland on Feb 26, 2012 17:08:06 GMT
As he was very poor, Vonil owned nothing but a knife, which he used to murder passers-by and take what meagre supplies they had.
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Post by Goncar on Feb 26, 2012 17:32:02 GMT
One day, he killed his dad.
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Post by Avaerilon on Feb 26, 2012 17:33:19 GMT
He thought the man was a beggar, and he had had too much to drink, so he couldn't see properly.
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Post by Goncar on Feb 26, 2012 17:35:28 GMT
So he weeped and soon decided that the best thing to do was get some sort of glasses.
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Post by North American Republics on Feb 26, 2012 17:36:24 GMT
Not to mention that the cataracts he was suffering from further reduced his vision.
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Post by Goncar on Feb 26, 2012 17:38:03 GMT
So he went to VisionWorks bu the glasses were too expensive even though he stole a lot of money.
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Post by Avaerilon on Feb 26, 2012 17:45:46 GMT
So he wept in despair and drank a whole bottle of whisky under a railway bridge.
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Post by Goncar on Feb 26, 2012 17:47:06 GMT
Causing him to get drunk like a Russian and act like a Zombie throwing glass bottles all over the place killing 4 people the rest of the day.
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Post by Avaerilon on Feb 26, 2012 19:41:34 GMT
That night, a police car was driving past, when the constables inside saw the drunk, murderous man.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2012 20:28:19 GMT
But the idiot had an RPG and shot the car.
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Avaerilon
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Post by Avaerilon on Feb 26, 2012 20:42:01 GMT
Which tumbled into the air, spinning like a monstrous washing machine.
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Post by Millyland on Feb 26, 2012 21:18:22 GMT
And landed in a .....
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Post by Avaerilon on Feb 26, 2012 21:20:55 GMT
...pile of steaming horse manure.
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Post by Millyland on Feb 26, 2012 21:36:20 GMT
"Mmm", the police said, "Dinner!"
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Post by Avaerilon on Feb 26, 2012 21:37:57 GMT
Vonil was so distracted by this madness, he didn't notice the constable behind him kosh him with a truncheon.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2012 22:04:59 GMT
Suddenly he turned around and knifed the cop in the chest. Sitting in the policemans car was 1,000,000 USD the police found when...
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Post by North American Republics on Feb 26, 2012 22:07:25 GMT
Vonil woke up and saw the constable stare at him from the cell doors.
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Post by Millyland on Feb 26, 2012 22:09:25 GMT
"Get over here", said his cellmate.
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Post by Avaerilon on Feb 26, 2012 22:10:46 GMT
"I'm lonely, and you look like a tough guy: I like tough guys."
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Post by Millyland on Feb 26, 2012 22:12:13 GMT
"That's interesting", replied Vonil as he backed away slowly.
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Post by North American Republics on Feb 26, 2012 22:15:55 GMT
The cellmate slowly started advancing towards Vonil, licking his lips.
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Post by Avaerilon on Feb 26, 2012 22:18:01 GMT
But the gaoler saw this and tasered the large, creepy cell-mate.
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Post by North American Republics on Feb 26, 2012 22:19:13 GMT
While the cell-mate was writhing on the floor in pain, Vonil pleaded with the goaler to let him free.
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Post by Avaerilon on Feb 26, 2012 22:24:19 GMT
"Now sonny, you did some murdering, I ain't gonna let you go." Said the gaoler.
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Post by North American Republics on Feb 26, 2012 22:25:33 GMT
Vonil pleaded with the man, bringing up his wife and children.
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Post by Avaerilon on Feb 26, 2012 22:29:53 GMT
The gaoler fingered the keys in his pocket, but reasoned that the man could not possibly be married or have children, and walked into his office upstairs.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2012 22:30:20 GMT
after considerable time, the guard came back and said that he was granted a court case. Narglandia is fair anyway.
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Post by Millyland on Feb 26, 2012 22:34:50 GMT
Then, Vonil woke up, realizing that it was again, only a dream. His cellmate stood over him, licking his lips.
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Post by Avaerilon on Feb 26, 2012 22:35:52 GMT
Vonil realised he had a raging fever.
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