Avaerilon
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Post by Avaerilon on Mar 1, 2012 0:26:35 GMT
The General strode forward, the boots echoing on the cold, hard ground, his cane tucked under his arm.
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Post by North American Republics on Mar 1, 2012 0:28:15 GMT
General Peterson, in a booming voice and with spittle spewing out of his mouth, rejoined, "'Cause if you don't, I'll be forced to make you clean the lavatories with your bare hands!"
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Avaerilon
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Post by Avaerilon on Mar 1, 2012 0:29:36 GMT
Some of the other soldiers shuffled uncomfortably; Peterson was not a nice man at all.
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Post by North American Republics on Mar 1, 2012 0:31:18 GMT
That much could be seen; one story tells of a man who had to climb the flag pole with only his tongue.
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Avaerilon
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Post by Avaerilon on Mar 1, 2012 0:35:42 GMT
Another tells of a warrant officer forced to copy out the entire Yellow-Pages by hand. Using a quill and smelly ink.
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Post by North American Republics on Mar 1, 2012 0:41:52 GMT
Yet another tells of a private having to crawl around camp for a week because of a remark to the general; it is not known why he had to crawl, be it because of an injury dealt to him or further punishment if he did not comply.
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Post by Avaerilon on Mar 1, 2012 0:46:50 GMT
At any rate, the general was a force to be reckoned with, and now he was practically standing on Tusker's toes.
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Post by North American Republics on Mar 1, 2012 0:50:00 GMT
Who, for some reason, decided to enlist in the army.
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Avaerilon
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Post by Avaerilon on Mar 1, 2012 0:56:00 GMT
Indeed, Tusker Bill believed his key to victory was to gather right-wing support from grunts in the army.
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Post by North American Republics on Mar 1, 2012 1:02:07 GMT
With the general moving ever closer to Tusker Bill and finally stepping off of Vonil's foot, Mr. Bill shouted, "What are you going to do with me, eh?"
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2012 1:35:08 GMT
He said, " as long as you people know that the tabloids have been on me for years and we have quietly dismissed the claims. I only remove ranks.
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Post by North American Republics on Mar 1, 2012 1:53:29 GMT
Mr. Bill decided that, even with this reassuring news, it was in his best interest to back away.
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Post by Avaerilon on Mar 1, 2012 8:20:44 GMT
The general gave an incredibly unpleasant smile.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2012 13:30:57 GMT
it was at that moment tusker had one of his..."little moments"...
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Post by Kingdom of Grolsch on Mar 1, 2012 23:51:42 GMT
At which time a strange-looking creature came in...
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Post by Goncar on Mar 2, 2012 22:45:12 GMT
Then German pilots appeared and killed the general
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Post by Avaerilon on Mar 2, 2012 22:47:29 GMT
The EU had realised the general posed a threat to the croissant population of the world, and moved in to protect innocent pastries.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2012 23:06:53 GMT
Then, as Everything Got worse and worse, Tusker Bill woke up in the base's infirmary. He was shocked to see the general right next to him in the bed beside him.
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Post by North American Republics on Mar 2, 2012 23:08:37 GMT
He jumped up with a shout, banged his head against the top bunk and fell unconscious into the general's arms.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2012 23:27:13 GMT
The general winced in pain as he dropped Jim from his broken arms
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Post by Goncar on Mar 2, 2012 23:40:26 GMT
Then the general died due to pain
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Post by North American Republics on Mar 2, 2012 23:43:25 GMT
The next day, a funeral was held for the general; no one came.
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Post by Goncar on Mar 2, 2012 23:50:15 GMT
Except a hobo who threw a grenade.
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Post by North American Republics on Mar 2, 2012 23:51:30 GMT
Which exploded near the coffin of the deceased, launching his stiff body into the air.
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Post by Goncar on Mar 2, 2012 23:54:54 GMT
Burning it
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Post by Avaerilon on Mar 3, 2012 0:02:54 GMT
And frightening off twenty pyrophobics, who caused havoc in their attempts to escape.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2012 0:22:30 GMT
Then he woke up again.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2012 0:28:27 GMT
Tusker Bill. He found out he and five of his friends, named Austin, Aubrey, Will, even including the general had been banished. They devised a daring pact. He said to them they would fight through adversity and overtake the government togemther.
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Avaerilon
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Post by Avaerilon on Mar 3, 2012 0:34:49 GMT
They would start by getting the local CIA agent, Cullen Peterson, arrested for stalking.
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Post by North American Republics on Mar 3, 2012 0:39:24 GMT
This "Cullen Peterson" is quite the character.
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