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Post by North American Republics on Mar 13, 2012 21:59:10 GMT
Somehow he found himself in an alleyway in Shinjuku.
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Post by Avaerilon on Mar 13, 2012 22:25:44 GMT
"You die now, FBI scum! You never take this business from Yakuza!" Screamed the leader of the gang, mistaking Cullen for an agent.
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Post by North American Republics on Mar 13, 2012 22:48:41 GMT
"What do you guys want now?!" responded Cullen; he did just run away from the scene of a crime.
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Post by Avaerilon on Mar 13, 2012 22:51:59 GMT
"We want to bring illegal TY plush toys to the streets of Las Vegas! Make big money, yes? Tell you what, Mr. FBI coward fool. You bring shipment of toys to Las Vegas, I let you live. Deal, yes?"
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Post by North American Republics on Mar 13, 2012 22:54:48 GMT
Suddenly adopting the accent, "I make shipment, I live. I no make shipment, you no let me live, right? Yes, I make shipment then."
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Post by Avaerilon on Mar 13, 2012 23:04:08 GMT
Within half an hour, Cullen found himself on a plane to Las Vegas.
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Post by North American Republics on Mar 15, 2012 21:52:53 GMT
He was still surrounded by Yakuza, albeit with anime fans surrounding the group.
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Post by Avaerilon on Mar 15, 2012 22:18:19 GMT
He was beginning to wish he'd just stayed home; he hated anime.
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Post by North American Republics on Mar 16, 2012 20:21:51 GMT
He would do anything to get away from these murderous fiends; the anime fans, of course.
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Post by Avaerilon on Mar 16, 2012 21:59:21 GMT
As the walked into the Arrivals section of the airport, he made a mad dash for the giftshop.
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Post by North American Republics on Mar 16, 2012 22:00:23 GMT
The Yakuza he was with thought that he was trying to escape and opened fire with their...
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Post by Avaerilon on Mar 16, 2012 22:02:38 GMT
... .22 sub-machine guns, shattering glass and sending miniature skyscrapers flying.
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Post by North American Republics on Mar 18, 2012 11:38:44 GMT
Cullen was only just able to avoid being shot by hiding in the miniature golf course.
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Post by Avaerilon on Mar 18, 2012 11:41:32 GMT
He dodged around the windmill, past the castle and under the legs of the astronaut, where he found...
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Post by North American Republics on Mar 18, 2012 11:50:18 GMT
... two specially trained attack turtles who, at the sound of a whistle would charge their enemy and subdue him/her.
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Post by Avaerilon on Mar 18, 2012 11:55:30 GMT
Cullen gave a sharp whistle, and slowly the turtles plodded towards the Yakuza, determined to cause maximum... er.... stuff.
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Post by Goncar on Mar 19, 2012 11:34:57 GMT
Whlie they were slowly walking towards the Yakuza, a helicopter flew above them and a large net came down, capturing them all.
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Post by Avaerilon on Mar 19, 2012 13:35:24 GMT
It was the dreaded Turtle Liberation Front! (not to be confused with the Front of Turtle Liberation, or the Turtle Front of Liberation)
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Post by Goncar on Mar 19, 2012 18:45:26 GMT
The heli flew up and away.
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Post by Avaerilon on Mar 19, 2012 20:57:18 GMT
With Wagner playing VERY LOUDLY.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2012 17:32:45 GMT
People began to flock, having heard that Wagner had risen from the dead.
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Post by Avaerilon on Mar 20, 2012 17:40:01 GMT
One group of mad fans, the Wagneristas, began appearing in their dozens, wearing powdered wigs and Valkyrie costumes.
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Post by North American Republics on Mar 31, 2012 17:11:12 GMT
"Oi! Look at all of these Wagneristas!" exclaimed Cullen while pointing up in an effort to confuse the Yakuza chasing him.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2012 18:53:32 GMT
Suddenly Cullen woke up in a nice warm jacuzzi bed in his room in his mansion.
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Post by Avaerilon on Mar 31, 2012 21:16:27 GMT
And noticed that his hair was singed, his toes purple, and his clothes covered in fake blood and operatic make-up. He also had several phone numbers of Valkyries in his pocket.
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Post by Avaerilon on Apr 14, 2012 20:47:41 GMT
Upon hearing these outrageous events, Bob Newman left the bar in a drunken huff.
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Post by North American Republics on Apr 18, 2012 23:35:51 GMT
He stumbled through the door and into the bouncer.
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Post by Avaerilon on Apr 19, 2012 14:19:57 GMT
"Hey, pal, watch where you're going," Grunted the huge, ape-like man.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2012 16:31:10 GMT
Do you know who you're talking to!? Screamed Bob as he morphed into a fifty foot satan
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Post by Avaerilon on Apr 24, 2012 16:41:17 GMT
The bouncer wet his trousers at the sight of this fire-cloaked monstrosity.
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