Declaration of War against Azerzia and Logres

[North American Republics]

From the Workers' National Council

Dear leaders of the above mentioned countries,

Please note that our forces are now on-route to take over your nations. I thank you for your time. To the leader of Azerzia, please surrender unconditionally. Your people will be treated with the utmost respect, it is merely your government that displeases us. To the leader of Logres, we intend to relieve you of your puppet status and we ask that you throw of the Avaerilonian chains of oppression that have bound you to them. You have so much potential and that is squandered under the monarchy. We know that a declaration of war against you will bring in Avaerilon, but that was the point.

Signed,

[Avaerilon]

The Ministry of Foreign Affairs

Sender: Iago Penderyn, Minister of Foreign Affairs
Recipient: The Government of the CRNAR

To whom it may concern,

We anticipated you might decide to force your ideology upon ourselves and our allies via war. Therefore, know this: you will have your wish; you will get war. However, it will not just be with ourselves. As per the CAT organisation, the Allied States of Newhalla and the Democratic Republic of Franco-Lowlands, along with affiliated nations, will join us.

Your unwarranted and incredulous attack on the United Kingdom of Logres is ridiculous. We do indeed have close relations with Logres, but they are not "our puppet." Why should we want to oppress the nation which gave the world King Arthur and Merlyn?

There is still time for diplomacy, however. Cease your invasion of British [Logres'] territory, agree to a ceasefire, and release all Avaerilonian diplomatic staff. We will be happy to talk to yourselves should you comply.

If not, then the time for words is over, and only deeds can resolve matters.

Your military might be interested to know that a squadron of 5 RAAF Vulcans is currently in Logres, after refuelling. Carrying Plasma EMP missiles, we could quite easily cripple everything but small-arms in your invasion force, without a drop of blood being spilled. Should your forces get within twenty miles of the city of Brest, we will have no choice but to assist Logres in defending itself.

Contained here is a message from the Prime Minister of Logres.

Dear Sir/Madam,

Your boldness has indeed taken myself aback, but that is the last of your upper-hand game. While the British and Irish militaries are small, we are well-trained and equipped, and have also the ability to call-upon Avaerilonian air power at our whim.

I should also mention to you that a fleet of British ships are heading for Pont de Roche with an array of barrage explosives. Doubtless you will be hearing them soon enough.

It is clear our close working-relationship with the good nation of Avaerilon spurred your aggressive and small-minded actions. Cease and desist at one. Logres is not "a puppet" of Avaerilon and never has been. We will not forsake our relationship with our Celtic and Elven brethren because a nation that has a hatred of a friend says so.

Please, for the good of the region, turn around now.

Yours faithfully,

Ronabwy Gryffis-Efans,
Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Logres

As you can plainly see, our friend's sentiment is much the same as ours.

I hope you see wisdom and stop these futile actions.

Iago Penderyn,
Minister of Foreign Affairs

[North American Republics]

Upon receiving the communique from the Avaerilonian government, People's Commissar Crumrine chuckled and tossed the sheet into the garbage. She responded with the following...

Your Most Royal Pain In The ***, King Aubrey the Dragonheart,

You have sold us the rope that we will hang you with! Free trade has served its purpose and we are grateful for it. Your minister of foreign affairs claims that those EMP bombs of yours will only allow small arms to be operational. Have you forgotten the episode with Michutopia and our failed invasion of Equum Alatum? Do you seriously think that we would allow that to happen again and let our force be destroyed? That's absolutely laughable. The most you could do is halt communication between Pont de Roche and Dawchins Island, but you forget that these are militias; they have been trained to operate individually and to take advantage of any situation.

As to your bringing in of foreign help, we have not attacked you. We noted that you would be brought into the war, so your statement that CAT would be brought in to help is moot. CAT is a defensive treaty against aggressors (it's right there in Article One) and you are yourself would be an aggressor should you intervene. Give up support from CAT or let Logres be taken over, that is up to you.

Our troops look forward to entering Brest.

Signed,

PS. We have decided to include a small statement made by our former people's commissar.

King Aubrey, your constitutional monarchy is detestable. I support our troops in Pont de Roche and those heading to Azerzia. Communism cannot be maintained in one country alone and needs to spread the revolution to other countries. Freeing Logres, despite what is said, is the first step for them and the lower stage of communism is the next step for Azerzian society. I cannot believe that this day has come, but it finally did and it could never have been better!

[Avaerilon]

The Ministry of Foreign Affairs

Sender: Iago Penderyn, Minister of Foreign Affairs
Recipient: "People's" Commissar Crumrine

*The Minister sniggers after reading the letter, passes it to HMRM who laughs, sets the letter alight and throws a dagger at a photograph of Lenin*

Madam,

You clearly fail to understand either Avaerilonian politics or how to write a letter. Our esteemed monarch did not write the letter; I did. Therefore, you would do well to reply to myself. His Majesty, I dare say, would not waste his valuable time writing a letter to yourself, since it appears you would write back to some poor chap in Llanlwgos instead.

I understand your arrogance with regards to the Vulcans. We might just deafen your ill-organised militia with the sound of our engines, instead.

You are quite right, you did not attack us. But you attacked Logres- a signatory sovereign state. Ergo, you attack CAT as a whole, and therefore did attack us. Wonderful how the hunted thinks he is the hunter, but actually the hunter is letting him think he is the hunter so he, the real hunter, can toy with his quarry.

Logres' small but capable army is making its way to meet your militia, we understand. We wish our British and Irish cousins every success. I am sure a little trench-warfare will do nicely.

Do send my regards to the ex-People's Commissar, and my wishes that whatever prison cell you flung his good person in is clean and habitable at the very least.

Yours with a snigger,

Iago Penderyn,
Minister of Foreign Affairs

P.S.
Don't worry, Bryan, we'll get you out of the gulag!

[North American Republics]

Dear friend,

You clearly don't understand that my letter was purposely addressed directly towards your His Most Lowly Peasant, King Aubrey. I would never think to personally communicate with some two-bit minister of foreign affairs, but you seem to speak for the king and so here I am. Then let your planes fly low, let our mortars fire at will! Let's see how brave your pilots are with artillery pieces aimed directly at them!

We have no qualms with Newhalla as we see their compromise with the Leninists as favorable, but if they wish to mobilize their forces for an attack against us, then so be it. We will not invade Newhalla, the Franco-Lowlands or the Franco-Highlands. Our only aim is to rid the region of the liberals that continue to stall the advance of history.

You seem confused, dear friend. We have multiple militias in the north, but it's not like we are going to tell you exactly where they are.

How dare you claim that the former people's commissar was arrested! You ungrateful, ignorant p****. Go bow down to your king already.

- People's Commissar Crumrine

[Newhalla]

Sender: State Minister Clara Bjengson
Recipient: People's Commissar Crumrine

Dear commissar

What do think you can achieve by using this act of aggression against two sovereign states. Do you really think that you can convert the people of Azerzia and Logres by invading them. While i have no qualms whit socialism or even Communism, the way you try to enforce it on other people is highly disgusting. You're intolerance of other ideology's, other ways of living and you're use of military means to enforce you're idea of a society is wrong. And unless the vast majority people of Logres and Azerzia wants a Communist nation then i will not move a finger, but when you use force to topple democratically elected governments then that's over the red line. I will do whatever i can to help the people of Logres and Azerzia as long they requires and more importantly wants it.

But it's not to late to stop this madness Commissar, let's do the right thing. Let's stop this war before it moves out of control.

[North American Republics]

Sender: People's Commissar Crumrine
Recipient: State Minister Clara Bjengson

Dear Madam,

We realized the folly of allowing capitalism, however regulated, to exist within a country. We saw it under the People's Republic that we were once. Political power became centralized as capitalists sought to maintain their power through the use of the state. You state that we are intolerant of other ideologies, but do we not allow any person to run for office, and do we not actually give them a chance of winning, whoever they are? We do not care for how others live their lives, yet you attack us on the point. Are we not libertarian? Then finally you reach the use of the military. The people of the North American Republics want the revolution to spread. It is not the will of our state, for that has been abolished, nor is it the will of a small ruling class. It is the will of the vast majority of people, the proletarians. Do not confuse the actions of the North American Republics as coming from the top, instead view it as coming from the bottom. I fear for the influence the state has in the nations of the region, and the people here do too. We wish to free them and we will do it. We like our Newhallan brethren, and I reiterate that we will not invade Newhalla, but we will defend Dawchins Island to the last person.

Do not call this madness and see beyond your state's intentions. There is a world to win out there for the vast majority and we are so close to winning it.

[Newhalla]

Sender: State Minister Clara Bjengson
Recipient: People's Commissar Crumrine

Dear commissar

But if the vast majority of Logrens and Azerzians doesn't want a Communist state, will NAR stop invading them?

And whenever people kill each other i call it madness. Because can't we just live together as one species. Perhaps not *sight* very well commissar it's seems that blood will be spilled in the next following day's.

[North American Republics]

Sender: People's Commissar Crumrine
Recipient: State Minister Clara Bjengson

Dear Madam State Minister,

We intend to advance history and if it needs be through military might, so be it. We believe that Newhalla is on the right path and so we are content, but the liberal governments of Azerzia, Logres and Avaerilon have fallen backwards. We need to free the markets and change the curricula so as to include all views in as unbiased a manner as possible. We need to get streamline the social safety nets and provide for the common welfare by giving workers control over their workplaces. In the end, we need to establish council republicanism to give everyone an equal say within their council district and the country. We hope that they relinquish sovereignty without bloodshed, but we know that the ruling classes of those countries will not do so peacefully. We call for the workers of the assorted nations to rise up and not fear the Naran army. We come as liberators who will champion civil rights, political freedoms, and economic democracy!

[Avaerilon]

The Ministry of Foreign Affairs

Sender: Iago Penderyn, Minister of Foreign Affairs
Recipient: "People's" Commissar Crumrine

*The Minister shows the letter to HMRM. His Majesty nearly chokes on his whisky with laughter, pens an insulting note, attaches a box of chocolates, and sends Iago on his way*

My dear People's Commissar,

Firstly, peasants are not lowly in our nation, thank you very much. Second, His Exalted Majesty comes from a non-peasant background.
Thirdly... is it that time of the month? My girlfriend uses "Arabian Nights VP+" for that. Perhaps you should try it?

Anyway, on to other matters. Eurgh.

CAT will respond as a whole, and will move as one to repel your invasion. Furthermore, it is highly likely we will agree to bar your nation from being able to launch unwarranted attacks against another. If the people of Logres wanted a council republic, they'd vote for the All Logresian Communist Alliance Through Route A-Z (ALCATRAZ), which garnered 1.6% of the vote in the last general election.

We respect and encourage some of the highest and most exemplary civil, economic and political freedoms in the world. Please do not lecture us about these; it won't fly.

By the way, Vulcans fly high enough to avoid any mortars available. Good luck.

Already, Logresian soldiers have dug lines of trenches, moved forward tanks and prepared artillery pieces for firing. If you do not wish to have a bloodbath on your hands, please turn around and head back south. It is not too late to end this mess, dear.

Mynd a fynd am dro hir oddi ar y clogwyn byr,

Iago Penderyn,
Minister of Foreign Affairs

P.S.
Ham. Or maybe mushroom. But ham keeps warm in the cardboard better.

[Millyland]

To: My Girl Crumrine
From: Prime Minister Lynda Woodruff

Hello! Congratulations on your recent election, you have a lot more balls than the last guy from NAR! Anyway, I'm not quite sure what this "communism" thing is, but you have some serious sass! You can take our military forces, just show those men who's boss.

[Administrator]

The Confederated Kingdoms of Azerzia denounces the attacks on Logres and has stepped up patrols. The Azerzian Navy and submarine fleets dares you to make an attempted landing. The people of Azerzia want a socio-capitalist system; to take that from them is to remove their sovereign rights.
In short, if you want to beat us, come and take us; we will never give up our independence.

The Joint Greater Azerzian Navy (made up of Confederate Kingdom and Irnlander/Outer Azerzian ships) will be on patrol in the seas between our states and will sink any military vessel will a NARan flag on sight. We await your forces to meet ours and look forward to causing your communist state to crumble

[Deleted]

To the Leader of Logres,
Luxembourg-Belgium will help defend Logres. Simply tell us where you need us, and we will come. Our help is limited, because we do not know what NAR is thinking, and we need to defend ourselves.
Best Wishes,
Guy Henri

To whom it may concern,
We regret to inform you, that Azerzia will not be getting help from Luxembourg-Belgium. 21% of our military our ready to be stationed in Logres, when they are ready for us. 77% are stationed around and in Luxembourg-Belgium. That leaves 2%, which are the newbies being trained. We are deeply sorry Azerzia. The physical location between Logres and LB is much closer, which everyone will soon know when maps are updated.
Best Wishes,
Guy Henri

[Administrator]

To the government of Luxenbourg-Belgium:
We thank you for your concern. We should be able to hold off the NARans with the forces at hand. If emergency arises, we will contact you so you may make a decision then.
With regards,
Azerzian Foreign Office

[North American Republics]

(OOC: Really? No one wants to help? So be it...)

General Communique

I am appalled by the general lack of knowledge amongst the Azerzian citizens. Do they not realize that your so-called "socio-capitalist" system is not sustainable, nor is it very liberal. It's a band-aid on the hardships faced by workers in Azerzia! You talk of sovereign rights, what rights? The right to be exploited by the capitalist class in Azerzia? We only aim to eliminate that injustice!

We are not warmongers; we selected the people that we are liberating for a reason. We are only liberating the people of Azerzia, Logres, and Avaerilon. Azerzia is, however, clearly willing to cause a collapse of a democratic society where political freedoms, civil rights, and economic democracy are held sacrosanct. They further show their ignorance by stating that we have a communist state, whatever that may be. We have eliminated the oppressiveness of the state-apparatus by getting rid of the state itself, as any true communist society is supposed to. We do not think that we would have had to reiterate this multiple times, but it appears as if we do.

Luxembourg-Belgium, I hope that relations between our people and your state are not harmed. We would like to engage in trade with your state once we have won the war.

Finally, and thankfully, we come to Avaerilon. I will personally lead the militia entering Avaerilon and find my dear friend, Iago, the minister of foreign affairs. Your deserve having your head on a spike for insulting a head of government as your have, but I would settle for laughing at your ugly face. You talk of being high in economic "freedom," we bring true economic freedom, the economic freedom that can only be found in communist society where commodities are only produced for use and the means of production are owned by the workers themselves! I must also protest the electoral system of Logres. It is clear that voter fraud is taking place when a group calling for even greater rights and freedoms garners only 1.6% of the vote.

Millyland, we thank you for your support and we will make use of the allotted resources.

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Continue spreading disinformation, CAT. Our anti-aircraft emplacements are fully operational and are aimed directly at the sea. May our artillery shells destroy your ships and our AA your aircraft.

Signed,

[Avaerilon]

The Ministry of Foreign Affairs

Sender: Iago Penderyn, Minister of Foreign Affairs
Recipients: 1-People's Commissar Crumrine, 2-Guy Henri

You, madam, are a simple barbarian. Your disgusting words only highlight your lack of any positive qualities. It is pathetic that you feel able to lead a militia into Avaerilon- a country in which no foreign invasion force has entered since the 1400s! You, certainly, will not change this. We will have crushed you soon enough.

For instance, it would be a terrible blow to you if some of the main arms storage facilities were, how shall we say, destroyed, right? Of course it would... and look!

This action was taken by the Democratic Empowerment Resistance of the People (DERP), a group of NARan citizens fed up with your sham of an administration, and grateful to receive equipment from CAT.

I highly doubt your shells will reach our aircraft; but we shall have to see.

Good luck.

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Dear Mr. Henri,

I am happy to inform you that my dear friend Ronabwy Gryffis-Efans welcomes your support, and will make provision for your soldiers to assist in the defence of Logres. You troop swill work alongside CAT servicemen in pushing-back the invasion force from NAR.

Best wishes,

Iago Penderyn,
Minister of Foreign Affairs

[Deleted]

To the leader of NAR,
When you will most likely lose, there might not be to much of your economy to trade with. Plus, my people are not to happy with your declaration of war on our friends, which is the reason we got involved in this war to stop from destroying/taking over them. And it looks like Millyland is on your side, unless I read his message wrong.
Hoping you lose,
Guy Henri

[North American Republics]

Sender: People's Commissar Crumrine
Recipient: Iago Penderyn, Minister of Lolreign Affairs

How you continue to speak as if we are willing to back down. Your arrogance will be your downfall. Who's to say that we do not have operatives in your country as you have stated that you have in ours? We have been monitoring our military intensely and we have seen nothing change except rage after reading how you have insulted their people's commissar. Your disinformation, which is being used to garner support from other states, is destined to fail when you have credible information being released by honest Narans without connections to the government. Did we not privatize our media outlet as part of a larger government reform? You also seem to believe that fellow states in the region will believe a video entitled "Baghdad: Mar 21,2003." I can see that your state media is not up to par with our workers' media! You also seem to discount our militia and the experiences that they have gone through over the past year. What a dangerous folly you have committed, discounting our great militia forces that have prepared greatly for situations like this. They are willing to head to the hills if they must! Contradictory messages from the government of Avaerilon are quite disconcerting to me, and they must be doubly so for their allies. I ask my fellow region-mates to take a look at the events that have been transpiring and see who your real friends are. We are still willing to trade with many of you and we have sworn to not invade anyone but Azerzia, Logres, and Avaerilon.

I have, however, not released rather important information related to a small issue that we pressed before. The Avaerilonian shells that we found in the forests, were not truly duds. They were leftover ordinance and our scientists were able to note a surprising amount of radiation within the payload of the ordinance. Why would the Avaerilonian government experiment with tactical nukes? Again, the information we have gleaned through our months of working together under NATO and other great information from operatives within Avaerilon itself point to them not being friends of the region.

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To Mr. Henri, as I'm sure that you will be given this message, do not talk of absolutes, as in "when you lose," they only serve to aggravate a situation that is currently favorable for your state. Whatever the outcome of this war, we hope that relations can be repaired between our people and your state, as well as with Newhalla. We do not wish for them to be destroyed, but for the workers to be liberated under the banner of communism. Have we not stated our goals before? In any case, we will not start an offensive against Luxembourg-Belgium or Newhalla. The people of North American Republics still view your two states as friendly, however much you blindly support the Avaerilonian and Azerzian states.

[Deleted]

The Queendom of Comanici formally announces that we will be supporting the defender of war, however, we have no defense budget so we will call for volunteers in my country and send them to Luxembourg-Belgium where they will be trained as "newbies" and fight in their millitary, otherwise we would be sending in long-haired hippies yielding bong swords and fiberglass peace sign shields. We hope that our relations with The North American Republics can come out of the war unharmed. Thanks.

[Deleted]

To the leader of Comanici and Azerzia,
Cars and planes have been banned in my country recently. If planes are still legals in yours Comanici, we would actually like to send the "newbies" to be trained by us in Azerzia, and then fight along Azerzia. When the war is over, they will return to Luxembourg-Belgium. So, we request to use Comanici's airways to get our soldiers to Azerzia (along with your volunteers). We also request are soldiers to be trained by US in Azerzia, fight along Azerzians, and return home when the war is over. Is that okay?
The Questioning,
Guy Henri

[Deleted]

Planes are still in service! Sounds like a plan. We have no millitary planes so the Vice President will loan you Air Force 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6.(Used by VP, First Lady, Queen, Prince Alexander and Prince Rupert). Plan is great we look forward to colaborating with Luxembourg-Belgium!

[Newhalla]

Sender: Minister of Defense Stene Tolfors
Recipient: Luxembourg-Belgium

It has come to my attention that you're troops need a lift. And we can offer 28 Oden A-23 Transport planes to your defense forces to loan until the conflicts is over. The Oden planes are one of the larger troop transport aircraft's in the Newhalla arsenal.

[Deleted]

To the leaders of Newhalla and Comanici,
Thank you for the planes Newhalla. The trainees are currently riding an environmentally friendly train to Johannesburg, Comanici. We would appreciate if you will send your planes there, pick up our men/women, and then fly to Rotae City, Azerzia. When they arrive, all men/women will be sent to a base, and your planes returned. The leaders training, and a few people almost done with there training will ride Comanici's Air Force 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6. The rest will be on one of the twenty-eight Oden A-23's. Sadly this means all of Comanicis volunteers will be on a Oden A-23. Before we carry out these tasks, we must wait for Azerzia's approval. Go ahead and send your planes Newhalla, and Comanici prepare for my trainees coming. If Azerzia does not approve, we can always redirect them to Avaerilon, who currently has none of our help.
Best Wishes,
Guy Henri

[Administrator]

The Joint Greater Azerzian Military eagerly awaits the arrival of Comanici and Luxembourg-Belgian recruits. They will be trained alongside our own recruits but will be in units under your direct control. The training will occur on Losel Island in unpopulated areas which match up with the environment of NAR. They will be primarily trained as infantry, for a possible invasion of NARan territory to overthrow the militaristic communist regime.

If it is acceptable, we may also create joint-task force special ops teams of the most qualified from all four states involved (Azerzia, the Irnlands, Comanici and Luxembourg-Belgium)

[Deleted]

Comanici has 476 volunteers. Out of them 13 Have faught in a war before and want to join the special ops team.

Requirements to Volunteer:

•Can shoot a gun
•Can swim
•Can walk/run/hop/skip/jump/slide and army crawl.
•Understands that Friendly Fire will be severely punished.
•Speak English and/or Azerzian.

[Administrator]

May I request the recruits have a basic understanding of Azerzian and/or English?

[Deleted]

To the leader of Azerzia,
In my country, the military is looked as not needed, and that we just need peace. Thus, we only have about 1,200 trainees. Therefore, we will watch all trainees in training (from Luxembourg-Belgium), and select the top 25 to be on a special ops team. Your request for them to be able to speak English or Azerzian is denied. If someone in the top 25 does not speak English, we still want them on a special ops team. Our education budget is very high, so many speak English, so hopefully we can translate or something. On a different note, our trainees have arrived in Johannesburg, Comanici safely. Seventeen out of twenty-eight planes have arrived from Newhalla also. All planes should be here within 3 hours. A one hour rest time, and then the first plane to Azerzia will leave. All planes should be in Azerzia by 3:30pm GMT. Further arrangement will be made.
Best Wishes,
Guy Henri

[Administrator]

We will attempt to make due linguistically then. We await the arrival of the recruits to be trained.

[Avaerilon]

Two things, whoever is kind enough to read this loudly and slowly to the fool in-charge of the once great state of NAR:

1. That's our fault, with the video. We forogt we hacked your internet and messed it up. Sorry. Oh, and now we know what you spend $25 a month on... are you sure those are real?

2. Avaerilon never has, and never will, consider nuclear weapons as a feasible option. Nor did we fit any shells with isotopes. Either your information is false, or someone else has tampered with those weapons.

Sorry, I have important matters to attend to- like breathing.

X

[Avaerilon]

Transmitted from within Avaerilon

To our comrade brothers and sisters in the Council Republic,

Beannachtaí! Greetings!

We are the Soldiers of Freedom, who have for too long been forced to work within the Avaerilonian "political system;" a sham that puts principles of liberal democracies ahead of the power of the working men and women of our country. The DNP is noble in its cause- to free Dunaemair from the shackles of the Briton-dominated government. Too many of our own people have been brainwashed by "liberal" teachers into believing Fereldan is our rightful master! But they are committed to "peace." They fail to realise that the goal of a socialist, independent state cannot be achieved through the liberal-capitalist cesspool that is the Incredibly Nice Kingdom.

Therefore, we are declaring unrelenting war upon the Avaerilonian and Fereldonian governments, and upon Morrwind's and Aranlor's too, should they dare hinder us. It goes without saying that we do not recognise the government in Dunaemair, which is a Welsh farce, masquerading as a Gaelic body!

However, donors and volunteers within our fair lands are scarce; too many are pacifists, who do not understand our need for world revolution and too many love the so-called King, whose command over animals and hypnotic words have bound the opium-deranged earth-worshippers to him.

We therefore call on our comrades across the sea to fund our good cause, and supply us with arms, since Avaerilon has strict controls on its people's safety, and forbids many firearms. We promise to pay you back twice over, once we have secured our right and homeland, and will extend to you our token of good faith by declaring any serving soldier in Avaerilon fair game. Woe betide the murderous scum- we shall slay these beasts in their sleep!

Workers of the world unite!

[Name withheld],
General Council Secretary