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Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2014 20:36:45 GMT
Granted, but they murder everyone else.
I wish for a magical, fun, non deadly pegasus
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Post by Deleted on Jul 2, 2014 20:44:33 GMT
No! I accidentally posted with Jasminia! Granted, but you are sent to a slave camp. Same wish as above.
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Post by Vernima on Jul 2, 2014 23:29:19 GMT
Granted, but it is only magical and fun for anybody who isn't you. Never said loyal in there. Can't fool the wish-genie!
I wish I COULD fool the wish genies...
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Post by Free Newdepolderian States on Jul 2, 2014 23:32:48 GMT
Granted; it dies inexplicably. You then die as well, completely unrelatedly.
I wish I could find mathematics as beautiful as it truly is
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Post by Free Newdepolderian States on Jul 2, 2014 23:35:05 GMT
Gah! I did the same thing!
Granted; they become angry at your trickery and blow up the universe.
Same wish
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Post by United Democracy of Scientists on Jul 2, 2014 23:36:17 GMT
Granted. You understand the true scope of the meaning of infinity, and promptly go insane.
I wish for a good cup of tea.
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Post by Anaaxes on Jul 2, 2014 23:38:34 GMT
Granted, but it's extremely hot and you spill it all over your crotch.
I wish for a magical Fedora.
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Post by United Democracy of Scientists on Jul 2, 2014 23:42:04 GMT
Granted. It makes you so euphoric that you become this guy.I wish that the weather in my area wasn't so damn bipolar. |
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Post by Anaaxes on Jul 2, 2014 23:46:41 GMT
(What the hell do you watch on YouTube?)
Granted, but it's negative energies transfer to you, and you now have severe bipolar disorder. You are now the most feared person in your neighborhood and infamous for your constant mood swings.
I wish there was a Starbucks directly across the street from where I live.
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Post by United Democracy of Scientists on Jul 2, 2014 23:51:52 GMT
(Only the good stuff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
Granted, but they only serve decaf, and it makes your street extremely noisy from the commercial traffic.
I wish my pens didn't just randomly stop depositing ink on the paper when I write. Every damn time.
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Post by Vernima on Jul 3, 2014 1:01:03 GMT
(...I thought that said penis and I was very confused.)
Granted, all of your pens stop depositing ink at all. None of your pens work again. They break as soon as you buy them forever.
I wish for a MILLION wishes!
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Post by United Democracy of Scientists on Jul 3, 2014 1:37:24 GMT
Granted, and all one million of them are corrupted.
I wish for some actual dinner instead of RP dinner.
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Post by Avaerilon on Jul 3, 2014 11:04:42 GMT
Granted; you get served dog in a rat sauce.
I wish I lived in a building like my fictional home in the RP.
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Post by Free Newdepolderian States on Jul 3, 2014 14:28:06 GMT
Granted; it burns to the ground with you inside it. Even the non-flammable parts.
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Post by Vernima on Jul 3, 2014 15:46:14 GMT
I wish I had a device that shocked anyone who forgot to make a wish.
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Post by Avaerilon on Jul 3, 2014 16:35:18 GMT
Granted; the shock is fatal, and you are arrested for manslaughter.
I wish I owned a grandfather clock.
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Post by Free Newdepolderian States on Jul 3, 2014 17:51:17 GMT
Granted; your grandfather is killed and then has a clock inserted into his chest.
You wanted a grandfather clock, not my fault it's so morbid.
I wish I was better at time
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Post by Chameliya on Jul 3, 2014 17:54:08 GMT
Granted, you waste none of it on NS.
I wish I was more motivated.
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Post by Free Newdepolderian States on Jul 3, 2014 17:58:05 GMT
Granted; you become motivated only to stack things, and thus do nothing else. Ever.
I wish for a better keyboard. Preferably an Icelandic one. Or an English one. Just one that works. And is for some language that employs the latin alphabet.
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Post by Vernima on Jul 3, 2014 18:59:37 GMT
Granted, but all of the keys are unmarked and scrambled in a random order. But it works perfectly.
I wish for the Steam Summer Sale to actually last all summer.
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Post by Avaerilon on Jul 3, 2014 23:13:04 GMT
Granted; they only sell alpha versions of games aimed at casual "gamers."
I wish for a ticket to Hawaii, so I could wear my new (Hawaiian) shirt and pose as a dead ringer for a younger Tom Selleck, just for fun.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2014 23:19:35 GMT
Granted, but a volcano erupts and you die. I want infinite wishes for anything I want.
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Post by Vernima on Jul 3, 2014 23:50:54 GMT
Granted, but the wish genies resent your new found power and plot to corrupt and destroy every single wish you make or grant.
I wish I was a wish-genie.
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Post by Avaerilon on Jul 3, 2014 23:51:13 GMT
Granted; you can't think of anything you want, and your wishes are meaningless.
I wish I had abilities like Neo from The Matrix.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2014 14:45:23 GMT
Granted, then you wake up.
I wish I could take a pill and be insta-buff.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2014 16:19:19 GMT
Granted; You get too heavy to get out of bed. I wish I was an indestructible, omnipotent god.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2014 16:29:41 GMT
Granted; You get to heavy to get out of bed. I wish I was an indestructible, omnipotent god. Wish granted. There are numerous other indestructible, omnipotent gods in the universe and you all struggle for power over each other. I wish to have infinite materials on the Minecraft server. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2014 16:34:41 GMT
Granted; Everyone always kills you. I wish for a non-poisonous, normal-tasting Kitkat.
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Post by Vernima on Jul 29, 2014 1:52:13 GMT
Granted, but it is also on fire. Hey, at least its not poison!
I wish for a wish about wishing for wishes while wishing for fishes while fishing a fish.
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Post by Avaerilon on Aug 21, 2014 10:31:04 GMT
Granted; you are found foaming at the mouth after your foolish wish divides your brains by zero.
I wish more people were active on the forum.
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