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Post by Chameliya on Jul 1, 2014 22:22:03 GMT
Granted, the collapse of the 'SLUrozone' means that we are now all slaves to Avaerilon's austere fiscal policies.
I wish for the overfishing of our seas to stop.
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Post by Avaerilon on Jul 1, 2014 22:28:51 GMT
(Bwahahahaha! Bow before my fiscal belt-tightening! xD )
Granted; all the fishing boats turn their attention on rivers and lakes instead.
I wish I owned a chateau in Gascony.
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Post by Chameliya on Jul 1, 2014 22:33:26 GMT
Granted, it's made of highly soluble dishwasher tablets.
I wish fish and chips was healthy.
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Post by Vernima on Jul 2, 2014 0:37:12 GMT
Granted but it follows the Law of Inverse Deliciousness: the healthier it is the worse it tastes.
I wish for an obscure artifact that is completely worthless in every way.
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Post by Free Newdepolderian States on Jul 2, 2014 1:01:37 GMT
Granted; it turns out to be highly radioactive, and you die very quickly.
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Post by Vernima on Jul 2, 2014 1:07:42 GMT
ONCE AGAIN I WISH YOU WOULD STOP DOING THAT
CMON FNS WE BELIEVE IN YOU, YOU'VE GOT THIS!
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Post by United Democracy of Scientists on Jul 2, 2014 1:09:50 GMT
Granted. FNS makes a wish, but he wishes for the death of everyone who has ever made a wish, thus killing off over 99% of the global population.
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Post by Free Newdepolderian States on Jul 2, 2014 1:22:48 GMT
I wish I hadn't made that wish. I sort of killed myself with it. I also wish UDS had made a wish. A good wish.
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Post by United Democracy of Scientists on Jul 2, 2014 2:14:32 GMT
Granted. I wish this endless chain of forgetting to make a wish at the end of one's post is broken.
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Post by Free Newdepolderian States on Jul 2, 2014 3:47:51 GMT
Granted; a new one starts.
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Post by Free Newdepolderian States on Jul 2, 2014 3:49:52 GMT
Kidding.
I wish I could read Devangari so I wouldn't have to read transliterated Sanskrit
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Vernima
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Post by Vernima on Jul 2, 2014 5:06:23 GMT
Granted but you can never read in any other language ever. Sucks to only be able to read like 10 really ancient things, you'll never be able to read the last Game of Thrones book.
I wish for a little bit of sanity to be introduced into these forum games.
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Post by Chameliya on Jul 2, 2014 5:38:35 GMT
(Hey, I can read Devanagari!)
Granted, the forums become exceptionally dull and unexciting and everyone turns to self-medication to fill the forum-shaped holes in their hearts.
I wish that exams weren't so stressful.
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Post by Avaerilon on Jul 2, 2014 8:37:40 GMT
Granted; teachers hand-out "anti-stress" pills before each exam, causing addictions in tens of thousands of students.
I wish air travel was more reasonably priced.
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Post by Anaaxes on Jul 2, 2014 10:50:01 GMT
Granted, but terrorists are able to book cheap flights all the time, and hundreds of people die in hijackings. I wish that my President and Foreign Secretary were seated directly next to Chameliya monarch, and were served large platters of cooked goat during the diplomatic dinner. *maniacal laugh* :P |
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Post by United Democracy of Scientists on Jul 2, 2014 11:06:00 GMT
Granted, but princess Ārohi then goes on a rampage, and storms out of the dinner hall. Meanwhile, the Scientian representative films the whole thing on his smart phone and posts a YouTube Poop of it. The next day, The Jasminia Islands declare war on Anaaxes.
I wish that my representative was seated directly next to one of the Avaerilonians so that he could loudly sulk about wizards within their earshot.
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Post by Anaaxes on Jul 2, 2014 11:19:10 GMT
Granted, but the wizards give your representative the "shit-face" and temporarily leave to go outside and slash the representative's tires.
I wish that the WA didn't make torture, er, "enhanced interrogation techniques" illegal.
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Post by United Democracy of Scientists on Jul 2, 2014 11:33:08 GMT
Granted. The Jasminians use it liberally on your POWs.
I wish I owned a Tesla Model S.
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Vernima
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Post by Vernima on Jul 2, 2014 12:06:19 GMT
Granted, but it was all a ruse. Tesla cars are secretly not as sustainable as they lead you to believe, and are actually just really fancy fossil fuel cars.
I wish the Hobby Lobby wasn't run by conservatives.
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Post by Free Newdepolderian States on Jul 2, 2014 13:52:29 GMT
Granted; it's now run by ultra-conservatives.
I wish I could understand Japanese so I could read/watch Attack on Titan in the original. :P
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Post by Newhalla on Jul 2, 2014 15:19:50 GMT
Granted, but in the process you forget all other languages.
I wish i could do Charles Dance voice, for the upcoming event.
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Post by Chameliya on Jul 2, 2014 15:36:32 GMT
Granted, your bodyguards fail to recognise you with your new voice and think you are an imposter so shoot you.
I wish that people didn't say stuff about Her Majesty behind her back.
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Post by Free Newdepolderian States on Jul 2, 2014 15:51:36 GMT
Granted; they now say them to her face.
I wish it would storm more often
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Post by Avaerilon on Jul 2, 2014 17:45:25 GMT
Granted; you are struck by lightning and burn to a crisp. Do I smell bacon? *sniffs*
I wish my fellow SLUans wouldn't plot to ruin the event. xD
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Post by Chameliya on Jul 2, 2014 18:17:45 GMT
Granted, they do it spontaneously instead and it ends in a big fiery mess.
I wish for a delicious melted cheese sandwich.
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Post by Avaerilon on Jul 2, 2014 18:21:22 GMT
Granted; you are now lactose intolerant.
I wish I owned twenty wheels of Parmigiano Reggiano cheese.
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Post by Vernima on Jul 2, 2014 18:48:32 GMT
Granted, but they may only be used to replace the wheels on your car/motorcycle/any other wheeled devices you own.
I wish for the skillz to pay the billz.
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Post by Free Newdepolderian States on Jul 2, 2014 19:02:36 GMT
Granted; you do not, regrettably, have the skillz (or skills, for that matter) to do anything else. You cannot eat. You cannot blink. You cannot breathe. You may only pay the billz.
I wish I was better at creating campaign threads
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Post by Avaerilon on Jul 2, 2014 20:25:34 GMT
Granted; you are subsequently elected to every governmental position, and are thus guilty of violating the Constitution.
I wish 2 more people would turn up for the event...
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Post by Chameliya on Jul 2, 2014 20:36:32 GMT
Granted, they are FBI agents and they've been tipped off about an orgy...
I wish that school would end.
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