Corrupt A Wish

[Deleted]

Granted; they're from The Black Riders, trying to masquerade themselves to pull off a stealth raid. I wish Ainland would return.

[Chameliya]

Granted; having completed his PhD in Cynicism at the University of Life, he abuses his power as Founder and destroys what is left of the SLU with his uncompromising despotism.

I wish for happiness.

[Deleted]

Granted; you look happy and catch the attention of a sad, crazy person with a gun and get killed. I wish I'm Ainland's BFF.

[Chameliya]

Granted; your friendship is so strong you jump off a cliff for him.

I wish that my train would turn up.

[Kanoria]

Granted, the electronic points send it onto an under construction track that spirals into the sky before abruptly ceasing. The train falls killing hundreds, and you get home late. You monster. :P

I wish I would just feel well again!

[Avaerilon]

Granted; you feel well, but never, ever fantastic.

I wish I had a life-sized replica of the Gold Dalek from Day of the Daleks.

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Aug 30, 2014 15:10:18 GMT Avaerilon said:

Granted; you feel well, but never, ever fantastic.

I wish I had a life-sized replica of the Gold Dalek from Day of the Daleks.

Granted. It falls on you and you die. I wish to be able to read mind

[Kanoria]

Aug 30, 2014 15:10:18 GMT Avaerilon said:

Granted; you feel well, but never, ever fantastic.

I wish I had a life-sized replica of the Gold Dalek from Day of the Daleks.

So better than normal then? (I have had depression since I was 13 or before, upswings are almost as bad as downswings). Not so much a corruption mate :).

Granted. It falls on you and you die. I wish to be able to read mind

Granted.
mind.oxfordjournals.org/

Enjoy :)

Oh and I wish news programs would focus on....news.

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Aug 30, 2014 16:50:56 GMT Kanoria said:

Aug 30, 2014 15:10:18 GMT Avaerilon said:

Granted; you feel well, but never, ever fantastic.

I wish I had a life-sized replica of the Gold Dalek from Day of the Daleks.

So better than normal then? (I have had depression since I was 13 or before, upswings are almost as bad as downswings). Not so much a corruption mate :).

Granted. It falls on you and you die. I wish to be able to read mind

Granted.
mind.oxfordjournals.org/

Enjoy :)

Oh and I wish news programs would focus on....news.

Why do I keep misspelling? It's what happens when you use a phone to type, I guess. Wish granted. All the people who watched the news just for cat videos riot in the streets. I wish I was an omnipotent god, and I was the only god.

[Avaerilon]

Granted; everyone becomes atheistic and, despite regular miracles, refuses to believe in you.

I wish I could slow time.

[Kanoria]

Granted. You remain in the same time frame as everyone else though. Only one fly in Indonesia experiences the fluctuations in temporal dynamics.

I wish that day air smelled as nice as night-air.

[Vernima]

Granted but it is the night air in a barn full of farm animals with eternal diarrhea.

I wish for Kanoria to notice me senpai <3

[Kanoria]

Granted, Kanoria notices you, but is no Senpai, and is infact a class lower.

I wish For Vernima to think more highly of himself!

[Avaerilon]

Granted; he becomes a megalomaniac.

I wish life were on a slightly lower difficulty setting :P

[United Democracy of Scientists]

Granted, but you can only get achievements while playing hard mode.

I wish that marijuana being legalized in DC leads to federal legalization in the US, eventually leading to legalization across the developed world.

[Avaerilon]

Granted; the price skyrockets to meet demand.

I wish I owned a lakeside villa in Switzerland.

[Vernima]

Granted, but the lake's water level rises completely flooding your house. Your insurance, sadly, does not cover flood damage (for shame, Ava), and it costs you hundreds of thousands of dollars (or the equivalent amount of local currency).

I wish for eternal youth and immortality for me and my loved ones.

[Deleted]

Granted but you all become infants and will remain so for all of eternity. You will never gain motor skills, speaking abilities, or be able to move on your own.

I wish my sweetheart was with me at this moment

[Avaerilon]

Granted; they're now trapped as a program within the forum, in what is a more boring version of the Matrix.

I wish I had a croissant

[United Democracy of Scientists]

Granted. The finest bakery in Paris mails a croissant to your front door. By the time it arrives, however, it has rotten enough to smell like a stereotype of a frenchman.

I wish my reactants would arrive more quickly.

[Avaerilon]

Granted; they arrive at such speed they combust and are rendered useless.

I wish keyboards didn't need cleaning so regularly

[Kanoria]

Granted, all keyboards and other input devices, as well as a number of stringed and electronic musical instruments are now kept by law in clean rooms that require four separate pass keys, and two decontamination washes, as well as authorisation from some person typing on a keyboard, which is, of course, impossible, because the keyboard they need to type on is in a clean room somewhere far away from them. On the plus side, the keyboards hardly ever need cleaning.

I wish I was more outgoing so I could do the whole knocking on doors for RL politics thing.

[United Democracy of Scientists]

Granted, but for every door you knock on, a group of Jehovah's Witnesses knock on yours.

I wish the finger prick they give you to test blood iron levels before you donate blood didn't sting so much.

[Avaerilon]

Granted; it now burns rather than stings

I wish it wasn't so damn cold this evening

[Deleted]

Granted....it is now VERY hot

I wish I wasn't so tired

[United Democracy of Scientists]

Granted, you now have severe insomnia which can only be treated by taking hallucinogenic amounts of ambien.

I wish there existed a strong, not vinegary hot sauce that I could easily find besides sriracha.

[Vernima]

Granted, but the only other kind of hot sauce is made of ghost chili pepper extract. Hot enough for ya?

I was Ubisoft wasn't so shady.

[United Democracy of Scientists]

(I actually own a bottle of ghost pepper sauce. Anything more than a drop is actually hotter than a real ghost pepper.)

Granted. Ubisoft goes bankrupt and sells all of its assets to EA.

I wish I could play Alien: Isolation without having a panic attack every ten minutes.

[Vernima]

Granted. You can no longer feel fear, leading to a horrible accident involving a car, a bear, and three bottles of fine wine.

I wish that I could stop wishing.

[United Democracy of Scientists]

Granted. You can no longer post in this thread. further participation will lead to you being b&.

I wish that I was capable of integumentary respiration.