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Post by Goncar on Jan 29, 2012 16:05:11 GMT
Haha. My turn. 267 whirling Squirttles just attacked Millyland for unnessary things.
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Post by Millyland on Jan 29, 2012 16:24:40 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2012 17:00:15 GMT
Come on goncar. Your Pokemon are worthless. Narglandia has sent ten thousand Arceus to all nations invoked in the war-- not a show of force, just to show our Poke- Power!
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Post by Goncar on Jan 29, 2012 20:09:24 GMT
Mews just attacked Millyland
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2012 20:19:04 GMT
Much better. Pokemon tournoment anyone? Pick your team of six, pull from gens 1- 5. Teams are open!
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Post by Millyland on Jan 29, 2012 21:25:51 GMT
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Post by Goncar on Jan 29, 2012 22:04:06 GMT
Why do you have to Milly?
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Post by North American Republics on Jan 30, 2012 0:59:30 GMT
Official Communique
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Post by Millyland on Jan 30, 2012 1:28:21 GMT
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Post by North American Republics on Jan 30, 2012 1:39:41 GMT
Official Communique
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Post by Eggy216 on Jan 30, 2012 1:47:47 GMT
Dear god please stop. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.
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Post by Avaerilon on Jan 30, 2012 8:23:49 GMT
While having a late night pizza, a man entered my study and offered his services to me as "a kick-ass mercenary." I do not know much about him, as a Brit, but he demonstrated his powers in another state for my benefit. I was not aware even he was this powerful. He seems quite determined to keep the peace, at all costs, and detests Pokemon, contrary to the government here. However, compromises must be made. As such, I'd just like to let everyone else know- don't make Avaerilon too upset :P
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Post by Kingdom of Grolsch on Jan 30, 2012 10:25:05 GMT
Well, this morning there was an interesting news item on Radio Uzvertim about Grolsch receiving certain weapons of mass destruction. You can listen the broadcast here: listen. It's only in the Grolsch language, so have fun finding out what it actually means :) The first person to get it right will get 100 million cookies.
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Post by Goncar on Jan 30, 2012 12:02:05 GMT
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Post by North American Republics on Jan 30, 2012 12:47:42 GMT
Rough Translation of Grolsch's statement, courtesy of the NARCI (North American Republics Central Intelligence):
"Welcome to Grolsch Mornings on Radio Uzvertim. (something Defense Minister something bombs in something). The bombs are manufactured in North American Republics and cost 155 million Beerams. Our bombs are capable of destroying 15 square kilometers and the Regulatory Committee of the World Assembly classifies them as weapons of mass destruction. Minister of Defense Willempie Willempie speaking about the bombs said, 'maaaaz Grolsch beesto superpower regionals' ("Now Grolsch is a regional superpower"?)."
The CRNAR has never created such weapons! We ask Grolsch who the agent was that sold you the weapons and he shall be swiftly punished.
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Post by Kingdom of Grolsch on Jan 30, 2012 16:20:48 GMT
Works for me, NAR :D The People's Commissar will get his 100 million cookies tomorrow by airplane. This is what it means: "Welcome to the Grolsch Morning News on Radio Uzvertim. Today the Ministry of Defense (note the ö in Defensö) has taken delivery of 40 hot-sand throwing guns. The hot-sand throwing guns are manufactured in the North American Republics at a cost of 155 million beerams. The hot sand-throwing guns are capable of destroying 15 square kilometers and the Regulatory Committee of the World Assembly classifies them as weapons of mass destruction. Minister of Defense (note the o instead of the ö in Defenso) Willempie Willempie speaking about the guns said, "now Grolsch is a regional superpower". -- Grolsch Military Intelligence Agency press conference, earlier today: GMIA Recording
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Post by North American Republics on Jan 30, 2012 17:16:37 GMT
Courtesy of the NARCI Translation Bureau:
"Welcome to the Grolsch Military Intelligence Agency (GMIA) press conference. Today the GMIA has ("found out more about the weapons, thanks to a tip from NAR"?). There were from terrorists (getun hat - translation unsure), but they have not been found yet and returned. The terrorists are going to Goncar. End of the press conference, ("Foreign Bureau")?."
This message was quite difficult to translate fully and with it comes the full apology from the NARCITB team.
The NARan people welcome the delivery of the cookies and they will be equally distributed among the 1.161 billion people of the nation.
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Post by Avaerilon on Jan 30, 2012 19:26:05 GMT
AVAERILON TELEVISION NEWS INTERNATIONAL +++++++BREAKING NEWS+++++++ A suspect in recent murders and illegal drug-smuggling has been killed in a shoot-out with Avaerilonian policemen. Recent footage shows this pokemon was complicit. But just who funded this malicious gangster???? :-X
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Post by Kingdom of Grolsch on Jan 30, 2012 20:41:52 GMT
@nar: Hehe, I won't make it any more difficult for you than this :P Translation: "Welcome to the Grolsch Military Intelligence Agency (GMIA) press conference. Today the GMIA has found out more about the weapons we just bought, thanks to a tip from NAR. The weapons are fakes sold to our beloved country by terrorists. The terrorists have been seen in Goncar lately. End of the press conference, and please enjoy your free beers afterwards." -- Avaerilon: Some terrorists believed to be somewhere in Goncar.
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Post by North American Republics on Jan 30, 2012 21:25:49 GMT
There we go. Free beer and fake weapons. Sounds like a good combination. ;D
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Post by Kingdom of Grolsch on Jan 30, 2012 22:34:52 GMT
Yeah certainly :) party + music + beer = always good :D
NAR, you can't have beer legally in the US right? Isn't the minimum age to buy and consume alcohol 21 over there? :P
In case that is still true, it sucks. I can't have alcohol in the US either then. Here you can buy alcohol legally at age 16...but many people here buy alcohol when they are like 14. It's not allowed, but everyone knows it happens.
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Post by North American Republics on Jan 30, 2012 22:38:34 GMT
No I can't get beer, haven't drunk any ever. I do, however, hear some crazy stories at school resulting from inebriation. Once one kid came to school really drunk and started hitting on one of the male gym teachers.
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Post by Kingdom of Grolsch on Jan 30, 2012 22:56:18 GMT
Never? Wow, respect to you :) Crazy things happen when you get drunk, that's true. It's up to those who drink to know their limits. Many people don't. I know some US snowboarders who did drink when I was with them...most get drunk, especially the younger ones, because they normally can't get beer lol
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Post by Goncar on Jan 31, 2012 0:43:28 GMT
I can't. ):
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2012 17:39:02 GMT
I hereby propose that the war is over and that pokemon battles between the waring partys settle the winner, that dosnt include me btw :P
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Post by Goncar on Feb 1, 2012 0:39:39 GMT
Or me
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