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Post by Millyland on Dec 20, 2011 22:45:53 GMT
Oh, by the way, the Avaerilonian pilots need to be released
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Post by Goncar on Dec 20, 2011 22:48:29 GMT
Goncar has sent a special force that has succeded in capturing and is now holding hostage the Executive Leader of Millyland. Executive Leader Austin Walls demands that Millyland aborts this act and the Executive Leader will be released.
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Post by Millyland on Dec 20, 2011 22:51:59 GMT
We have responded by baiting the Goncarian guards with cookies, and sneaking our leader back out. We have also kidnapped Goncar's leader. But, instead of holding him, we just decided to go with murder. Because, as we said before, killing is fun!
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Post by Avaerilon on Dec 20, 2011 22:56:41 GMT
NEWS FLASH!
ATN (Avaerilon Television News):
As the nations of the SLU bicker, squabble and send troops to aid opposing sides in a rush that mimics the beginning of the First World War, The Vegan Theocracy of Slimm Sheiks masses troops along their coastal border with the SLU. High and Mighty Mega Slimm Sheik Achmed the Incredibly Skinny was quoted this mornign as wishing: "Death to the unsavoury liberal-minded pigs of the Social Cookie Union! May they burn in damnation for their high-sugar content foods and guilty-pleasure biscuits! YAAAARRGGHH!!! Conservo-Vegans will rule the world! Our dietry law will become an all encpomassing religion that- contd. pg 94
In other news, the government of Avaerilon has seen a rash of minsters taking "Temporary Leave" to empty their accounts of all cookies and disappear into the forest for what appears to be a pre-End-Of-World-Save-Ourselves manoeuvre. King Aubrey has fallen into mild despair at the war and has begun eating two-month old Jaffa Cakes in a bid to remain calm.
Our editor calls upon the SLU- every nation- to end this bickering over delicious snacks (oh they're soooo goooood) and fight the real enemy- the dietary freaks of Slimm Sheiks! Gaah!
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Post by Eggy216 on Dec 20, 2011 23:17:57 GMT
We have responded by baiting the Goncarian guards with cookies, and sneaking our leader back out. We have also kidnapped Goncar's leader. But, instead of holding him, we just decided to go with murder. Because, as we said before, killing is fun! President Miguel Estévez Velázquez is angered by this display of reckless indifference on the part of the government of Millyland. We urge the government of Goncar to ally with us to team up against Millyland to get our revenge, but remind the Goncarian government that as a pacifist nation we have no actual armed forces, but unconventional weapons will be used in the battle. |
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Post by Avaerilon on Dec 20, 2011 23:22:38 GMT
It is with sore regret I announce I will not be available for much of tomorrow to partake in this argument of biscuit proportions. I must visit my Cookie-Loving grandparents in the... er.... picturesque (hahaha) city of Liverpool tomorrow. Let's just hope the Slimm Sheiks don't invade while I'm off...
"MUHAHAHA! The SLU will bow to dietary fibre and regular bowel-movement!!!!!!"- High and Mighty Mega Slimm Sheik Achmed the Incredibly Skinny
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Post by Kingdom of Grolsch on Dec 20, 2011 23:36:11 GMT
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Post by Millyland on Dec 20, 2011 23:39:30 GMT
We have responded by baiting the Goncarian guards with cookies, and sneaking our leader back out. We have also kidnapped Goncar's leader. But, instead of holding him, we just decided to go with murder. Because, as we said before, killing is fun! President Miguel Estévez Velázquez is angered by this display of reckless indifference on the part of the government of Millyland. We urge the government of Goncar to ally with us to team up against Millyland to get our revenge, but remind the Goncarian government that as a pacifist nation we have no actual armed forces, but unconventional weapons will be used in the battle. Sheesh |
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Post by North American Republics on Dec 21, 2011 0:48:48 GMT
After seeing these displays of aggressiveness from neighboring nations, we would like to point out that any invasion of our island will not be tolerated. Construction has already begun on coastal defenses and every citizen has had basic gun training. Many NARans are hardened veterans of the NARan Civil War and the October Revolution. In short, all invading forces will be repelled.
We would also like to warn Millyland that any further acts of blatant aggression will not be tolerated by NARans and we may have to join Eggy216 in his war against you.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2011 2:49:38 GMT
NARG agrees with NAR. Because Goncar is a personal friend and because of the extreme cruelty committed by Millyland we are officially allying with NO ONE. Gotcha! But, the Nargish Conglomerate is having all troops being pulled back and all citizens called to the AT LEAST impenetrable defenses of Great Narghalidus. Any and all shows of force against the conglomerate will be met with full military mobilization. No exeptions. Narglandia's military is over half the population of the nation and all citizens 25 and up have been armed with assault rifles and trained. Narglandia will not fall to this petty war.
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Post by Goncar on Dec 21, 2011 11:56:43 GMT
Goncar has officially declared war on Millyland due to their previous acts. By the way, u killed the leaders bodyguard. The leader of Goncar is safe. Goncar has sent the 36th legion air force and G.S.S. Jacob plus its men of the Goncaran Navy. They were successful in raiding 4 cookie storages in Millylands ocean territory. And yes, we ally with Eggy.
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Post by Eggy216 on Dec 21, 2011 12:16:32 GMT
The free land of Eggy216 is currently has converted 3 passenger planes to war planes, and has sent them over Millyland to drop soldiers armed with squirt guns. One warehouse of cookies was flooded in the process.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2011 13:50:14 GMT
Squirt Guns? Come on Eggy. If you're gonna fight a war than use force like the Conglomerate. Arm Your Citizens! It's Time to bring an end to this War. Ps the Emporer Cullenus IX is in hiding in a secure bunker and only he can activate the 28- test lock sequence, complete with two lazer cannons placed on the sides of a room filled with mirrors (i.e. the lasers bounce around A LOT). And By this protection The Walls of Narghalidus and all of the Conglomerate are the strongest in the region. and considering the Average Narglandian's size (7' 3", 245 lbs, in muscle since our cookies are genetically modified to make every Narglandian have twice the power of the average human, we Have no Limits. Invade us, If at all possible.
Now that I've got all that out of the way, Narglandia is sending it's best cruiser (like the kind that flies in space) to meet up with Goncarian Forces and to give air support. I would have told you earlier, but that skirmish was Narglandia, fending off Millyland's attack on cookie vault 12 on a small Eggyan island.
*Man my hand is tired now.*
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Post by Goncar on Dec 21, 2011 15:43:31 GMT
Thanks NARG. As I said previously, we invaded 4 now 5 cookie storages in Millylands ocean territories. Eggy and Goncaran citizens have enjoyed those cookies.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2011 15:46:19 GMT
Goncar, Be careful. You BORDER Millyland.
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Post by Goncar on Dec 21, 2011 17:48:59 GMT
Ocean territory doesn't border anyone .
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2011 23:17:05 GMT
On the MAINLAND, Goncar.
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Post by Goncar on Dec 22, 2011 13:04:54 GMT
His cookie storages I'm raiding are on the ocean territory.
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Post by Kingdom of Grolsch on Dec 22, 2011 15:51:30 GMT
Ocean territory doesn't border anyone . I beg to differ. Actually, according to international maritime law, nations can have so-called Exclusive Economic Zones (EEZ; usually up to 256 NM) and a smaller Littoral Zone (usually 16 NM). |
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Post by Goncar on Dec 22, 2011 18:51:21 GMT
Oh. But NARG you get the point
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Post by Avaerilon on Dec 22, 2011 19:15:35 GMT
Any news on those pilots of mine? The wives and kids want to know if daddy's ok. And seeing how I'm not declaring war on any nation and those pilots were acting under orders to shoot hostile anti-SLU drones down, they shouldn't be held captive.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2011 20:27:37 GMT
All Avaerilonian Pilots were freed due to the amazing special forces of The Conglomerate, and will arrive by Saturday, Just in Time for maybe the late Service on Christmas Eve. No news From Grolsch, Though. Also, A Narglandian Barrage of Cookie Bombs Has Destroyed the largest Vegetable Farm. Narglandia Will Never Fall!
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Post by Goncar on Dec 22, 2011 21:55:14 GMT
Uh.............. No NARG. It was do to the siege Of the Goncaran forces. Yes NARG helped but it was not solely the Nargish Conglomerate.
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Post by Millyland on Dec 22, 2011 22:42:15 GMT
But the Goncaran forces were for the most part dead, due to our forces attacking them.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2011 22:53:25 GMT
Narglandian Special Forces are trained by [-name deleted for safety reasons-] and And have taken down evil dictators and also set fire to 7 of Millyland's Cookie facilities while we enjoyed the cookies inside. Uh-huh. The enjoy cookies INSIDE burning warehouses. We are THAT awesome.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2011 22:56:01 GMT
It was mainly Goncar even though our forces Easily Got under the gates while they were still outside. They were mainly a distraction that killed off most of grolsch's troops.
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Post by Avaerilon on Dec 23, 2011 13:01:37 GMT
There appears to be a shortage of cookies in the SLU right now... oo-er :/
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Post by Kingdom of Grolsch on Dec 23, 2011 15:30:22 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2011 14:00:14 GMT
The only reason Narglandia came in was to bring pilots with nonharm done to Grolsch home for the Holidays. We are pleased to report that no soldiers were killed in the assault. The special forces used Sleeper Darts for less casualties. The guards, though, will probably wake up maybe 3:00 PM Grolsch time Christmas Day. Goncarian troops are yet to disclose any ideals of force. In fact, as a show of friendship, Emperor Cullen Peterson IX wishes to meet with the leader of Grolsch, Millyland, Eggy216, and Goncar some time in January to talk peace-- or more Narglandian Overpowerment. The Emperor wishes these words in the best to the mentioned nations- and have a wonderful, Avaerilonian pilot free Christmas!
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Post by Goncar on Dec 25, 2011 1:32:56 GMT
I propose that no war talks occur during Christmas for one day Of peace.
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