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Post by Eggy216 on Dec 15, 2011 23:07:03 GMT
The Government of the Free Land hereby delcares war on Millyland.
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Post by Avaerilon on Dec 15, 2011 23:48:08 GMT
O_O
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Post by Millyland on Dec 16, 2011 2:22:10 GMT
Bring it on
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Post by Eggy216 on Dec 16, 2011 2:52:07 GMT
Hmmm I don't think we ever hired a new FA minister after our last one quit during the first great war between Azerzia, Mintonity, and Eggy216. Better do that.
*goes out to the streets and picks some random cookie vendor*
Now that we've got that out of the way, let's continue with this war!
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Post by Administrator on Dec 16, 2011 4:26:21 GMT
That was good time Eggy, until you kamikaze-d your whole country into mine
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Post by Avaerilon on Dec 16, 2011 10:39:33 GMT
One question my people are dying to know: is Eggy216 running short of cookies and other biscuit-type snacks? Does Millyland hold all the digestives in this game? WHY ARE THESE COOKIES EVEN HERE?!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2011 10:50:32 GMT
Narglandia has acquired the largest store of cookies and such in a tiny island but rebels have taken it over. We need help to regain our cookies! We remain neutral in this war.
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Post by Goncar on Dec 16, 2011 11:18:35 GMT
Goncar will remain neutral unless one of the warring nation proposes that I should side with them.
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Post by Kingdom of Grolsch on Dec 16, 2011 11:38:22 GMT
Grolsch hereby requests the nations at war to consider a ceasefire agreement. The Kingdom of Grolsch' Ministry of Defense is willing to act as the enforcement agency for the ceasefire.
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Post by Avaerilon on Dec 16, 2011 20:56:51 GMT
Avaerilon will gladly help Narglandia in recovering the stolen cookies, in a show of goodwill and friendship that Eggy216 and Millyland should be mirroring! >:( To further this, I hereby propose a coffee and cookie meeting in my capital of Avalon for all the heads of the SLU to attend, with special emphasis on the two warring nations attending. Let us talk calmly and peacefully, while enjoying the best coffee and cookies in Avaerilon. ::) Failing that, let a game of pool decide the winner of the war, who is to be afforded 125 billion cookies by the loser. Best of 3, chaps.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2011 21:06:06 GMT
As keen proponents of pool, the Government of Cemaes are happy and willing to send over observers to Avalon to referee the contest. They will be wholly impartial and with an encyclopaedic knowledge of the game, I can assure all that the adjudication will be done to the highest of standards.
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Post by Kingdom of Grolsch on Dec 16, 2011 21:57:54 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2011 22:18:51 GMT
I'm in on that. Narglandian And Avaerilonian Troops will chase the rebels into the sea and off to the LAND OF NO COOKIES. :o Emporer Cullenus IX would be honored to visit Avalon. In Fact, I will make a new thread called "The Cookie Assembly Hall." Again thank you Avaerilon for your show of friendship.
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Post by Eggy216 on Dec 16, 2011 22:19:57 GMT
The minister of foreign affairs is too busy eating cookies to make peace right now, but he has sent a large army of cheese towards Millyland.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2011 23:20:46 GMT
Here is the map of the area of war:  |
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Post by Eggy216 on Dec 17, 2011 13:05:51 GMT
Oh that is awesome.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2011 13:07:48 GMT
Notice how big the facilities are.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2011 22:02:26 GMT
Narglandia is sending 2 million troops and the entire 1st navy to keep the forces in check. If anyone attacks, I am backing the other with full military support.
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Post by Avaerilon on Dec 18, 2011 22:15:37 GMT
Avaerilon's Special Air Service (SAS) is on standby to move-into the area and protect the cookies if necessary; innocent biscuits are at stake!
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Post by North American Republics on Dec 18, 2011 22:27:15 GMT
Avaerilon, SAS planes were seen flying over CRNAR airspace and were spotted on radar. We request an immediate apology for violating our sovereignty!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2011 2:14:40 GMT
Fly Something in our airspace, and i assure you you will be destroyed
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Post by Kingdom of Grolsch on Dec 19, 2011 23:03:22 GMT
The Grolsch Air Force has intercepted four Avaerilon fighter aircraft and detained the pilots. The pilots will be in Military Court, the 20th of December 2011 08.00 CET
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2011 5:03:39 GMT
Am or pm
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2011 5:05:39 GMT
Narglandia has spotted a small skirmish on an eggyan island and requests further intel.
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Post by Avaerilon on Dec 20, 2011 17:35:02 GMT
Avaerilon would like to apologise for our aircraft- part of the RAAF (Royal Avaerilonian Air Force), not the SAS- invading certain airspaces. We profusely apologise, but must stress drones sent from the Vegan Theocracy of Slimm Sheiks and Tofu were spotted over SLU territories and had to move closer in order to disintegrate them safely. We attempted to contact your respective nations, yet the drones blocked all air-based communications due to built-in SkinnySally (TM) Scrambler Systems. Also, the events coincided with a dissatisfied employee cutting our Hotline telephone cables. She has since been fired and her cookies given to the poor and needy.
The skirmish on Eggyan territories is nothing to do with us- we believe it to be another SLU member nation.
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Post by Avaerilon on Dec 20, 2011 17:46:21 GMT
The Vegan Theocracy of Slimm Sheiks is an ultra-religious and Conservative state that harbours a gross hatred for the SLU and its love of cookies, biscuits and various tasty if rich sweet snacks. Avaerilon believes these individuals fund the PBFF (Protein-Bar Freedom Fighters), which last year attempted to assassinate an official in Grolsch and tried to replace all cookies in the NAR with Genetically Modified Soya-Supreme Wagon-Tastic Roundie Os. Eeurgh.
In order to secure the release of our pilots, we would happily give 25 billion special order butterscotch shortbread fingers- made in NE Avaerilon-to Grolsch as an apology.
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Post by Kingdom of Grolsch on Dec 20, 2011 20:06:05 GMT
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Post by Goncar on Dec 20, 2011 20:30:51 GMT
Goncar has sent The 12th Legion Air Force, 42nd Cohort of the 1st legion in the Army to the capital of Grolsch. They have laid siege to the Capital and will until the Avaerilonian pilots are released and Goncaran Army. My men will not fire a bullet unless fired upon. If not released in a month, Goncar will have to take more derastic measures.
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Post by Eggy216 on Dec 20, 2011 21:21:53 GMT
The skirmish spotted on our islands was due to invading Azerzian forces. We demand a response from the Azerzian government as to why there were forces found in our area.
Our government is currently holding 5 Azerzian soldiers hostage and they will be treated with all due respect.
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Post by Millyland on Dec 20, 2011 22:44:00 GMT
We have sent troops to attack those of Goncar laying siege to Grolsch. Because killing is fun.
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