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Post by Goncar on Oct 10, 2016 19:57:10 GMT
Pushes button and new throne falls and crushes Free Newdepolderian States*
No, thank you.
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Post by Free Newdepolderian States on Oct 10, 2016 20:16:15 GMT
No matter. I shall build a new throne, more glorious than the first.
*quickly stacks some assorted rocks and sits carefully on top*
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Avaerilon
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Post by Avaerilon on Oct 10, 2016 20:19:38 GMT
*coolly regards FNS from a throne made of swords, with a large velvet cushion*
It's good to see that ordinary people have taken up art as a hobby
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Post by Free Newdepolderian States on Oct 10, 2016 20:29:27 GMT
Art? Art?! I'll show you art!
*lobs a large, round stone in Ava's general direction*
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Post by Avaerilon on Oct 10, 2016 20:32:11 GMT
*has a servant leap in front of the stone*
A pity. He was my 23rd-favourite servant, and an excellent boot-shiner.
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Post by Free Newdepolderian States on Oct 10, 2016 20:41:46 GMT
I will not be mocked by some boyish aristocrat! I am a man!
*picks up a conveniently placed spear with a little too much intensity and runs headlong towards Ava*
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Avaerilon
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Post by Avaerilon on Oct 10, 2016 21:02:19 GMT
Boyish?! Hadarya, sir, hadarya!
*fishes out a siege crossbow from a pile of weapons and fires a large bolt at FNS, after straightening his hat*
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Post by Free Newdepolderian States on Oct 10, 2016 21:18:07 GMT
*rolls out of the path of the bolt*
I shall tear down the wicked where they stand! I do the will of the Almighty!
*stops running and pulls out a Bible to find support for that statement*
It's in here somewhere. Isaiah maybe? Er...
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Avaerilon
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Post by Avaerilon on Oct 10, 2016 21:35:11 GMT
*begins the tedious task of winding back the siege crossbow, then gives up*
Mercutio? Bring me another weapon!
"We only have this one loaded, m'lord."
Oh, very well.
*fires a laughably small mini-crossbow at FNS, the bold of which has a pink feather attached to the rear*
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Omerica
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Post by Omerica on Oct 10, 2016 21:55:38 GMT
*comes in and sits down on FNS’s throne while he isn’t looking*
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Post by Goncar on Oct 10, 2016 21:57:42 GMT
Cooly sits down on the throne and watches the chaos.
*snaps fingers and a servant brings out sweet tea*
FNS, I believe you'll find something useful in the book of Joshua.
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Post by Kanoria on Oct 11, 2016 1:02:36 GMT
"Cute" my voice roars out like thunder whiping the tired grey skies as I decend from the heavens on a throne made of light and clowds,encircled by raidient particles that engender pure joy on those who look upon them.
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Post by Omerica on Oct 11, 2016 17:50:04 GMT
*becomes overwhelmed by joy*
*stands up and falls to his knees in awe*
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Post by Avaerilon on Oct 11, 2016 20:05:05 GMT
Out of the throne room, knaves! I will be holding royal counsel shortly; the moat needs expanding.
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Post by Eggy216 on Oct 11, 2016 20:49:51 GMT
GET RID OF THIS MOAT, FILL THE THRONE ROOM BACK UP.
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Post by Kanoria on Oct 12, 2016 6:55:20 GMT
I shall fill it indeed. With my underlings.
Stand before me underlings!
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Post by Avaerilon on Oct 12, 2016 9:28:28 GMT
*sound of crickets chirping*
Perhaps you'd care to leave? Before this gets embarrassing?
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Post by Eggy216 on Oct 12, 2016 18:04:52 GMT
Why would I leave I've only just returned
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Post by Northern Inertia on Oct 12, 2016 23:15:08 GMT
Ah, I know this hill. It's my hill.
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Avaerilon
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Post by Avaerilon on Oct 14, 2016 8:35:37 GMT
Ah, I see my gardener has arrived. Be a good chap and mow the grass, would you?
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Post by Goncar on Oct 17, 2016 1:50:28 GMT
Yes that's great and all but being Founder doesn't make you King.....I have ruled this hill and I shall continue to do so.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2016 7:14:49 GMT
And without warning came Insule, sitting on top of Goncar's lap without any regards for Goncar or their existence.
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Avaerilon
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Post by Avaerilon on Oct 21, 2016 9:39:40 GMT
No horseplay in my throne room, you vagabonds!
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Post by North American Republics on Oct 23, 2016 1:47:13 GMT
A-gain with this talk of thrones and kings. Next you'll be going on about strange women lying in ponds distributing swords as a basis for government!
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Post by Free Newdepolderian States on Oct 23, 2016 3:20:14 GMT
*climbs over the top of a small drop*
I shall topple the thrones of the wicked! The downtrodden shall be risen up in their place!
*waves a stick in no particular direction for emphasis*
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2016 3:38:55 GMT
While you waved your silly little stick, I "risen up" and took my place as king of this hill.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2016 16:57:49 GMT
With persuasive abilities never before seen in this region of the universe, I talked you into handing me the crown and stepping down.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2016 4:28:31 GMT
Only to come to my senses while swiping the crown right out of your grubby hands.
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Avaerilon
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Post by Avaerilon on Oct 24, 2016 7:02:38 GMT
Thank you, crown polisher, that will be all.
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Post by Anaaxes on Oct 24, 2016 15:57:04 GMT
I don't think so *sweeps Ava under the rug*
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