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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2016 2:45:59 GMT
Insule sweeps Anaaxes under the rug as well, rolls the rug up, chains it up with a lock and thrown away in a trash compactor.
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Post by Free Newdepolderian States on Oct 29, 2016 16:38:23 GMT
In the Newdepolderian Republic, the Patriarch is said to to be "elevated" to the office, rather than being "sworn in" or some such term.
Likewise, I have been so elevated above all of you.
*turns to an important looking bishop and begins to argue exactly what it means to be elevated to the office of patriarch, and how it is in any way relevant to the situation*
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Post by Deleted on Nov 2, 2016 0:13:01 GMT
Whatever it is- I'm still king.
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Post by Avaerilon on Nov 2, 2016 10:54:50 GMT
Of the toilet cleaning staff. Here, this is your ceremonial plunger. Pretty clogged right now, so you'd best get to work.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2016 4:40:42 GMT
*Raises my toilet plunger with nobility*
I deem these lands as Toilettopia!
*Sits gracefully on my porcelain throne*
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Post by Kanoria on Nov 4, 2016 12:40:36 GMT
*Flushes the remarkably oversized toilet, dismissing all comers to the sewer they belong in. *
That's better.
*Pulls lever that sends the toilets away and replaces it with my throne. Sits*
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Post by Goncar on Nov 4, 2016 22:42:13 GMT
Kicks Kanoria off.
I don't think so.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2016 1:18:51 GMT
A sewer pipe suddenly appears above the throne and Goncar is washed away, leaving Insule sitting upon throne.
"Fetch my plunger."
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Post by Avaerilon on Nov 5, 2016 15:27:34 GMT
Fetch it yourself, knave. Guards, arrest this pretender!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2016 21:51:40 GMT
"Look! Over there! A flying bathtub has broken into the castle!"
*The guards glace at the commotion coming from the other side*
"Attack, my minions!"
*Hundreds of toilets with legs come marching in, baring maces that have a striking resemblance to Toilet Brushes.*
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Post by Goncar on Nov 6, 2016 23:09:09 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2016 23:46:59 GMT
"What?"
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Post by Free Newdepolderian States on Nov 7, 2016 6:24:11 GMT
"No more kings! Only democratically elected representatives! But also, like, stand in kings that are also democratically elected, but only sort of. Yeah."
*frowns at the ground with increasing befuddlement*
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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2016 23:44:19 GMT
"..."
*Pushes Newdepodlerian aside and continues with my siege.*
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Post by Mintonity on Dec 3, 2016 8:45:46 GMT
Slides in slowly in an unexpected coup
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Post by Avaerilon on Dec 3, 2016 10:56:42 GMT
*carried back into throne room by well-armed knights*
Have this individual arr-
*pauses*
No, wait. His genius is Machiavellian. Offer him a position on my spymaster's staff.
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Post by Mintonity on Dec 4, 2016 3:51:12 GMT
Slides in even more slowly back onto throne
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2016 16:33:23 GMT
*Pushes a lever that is strangely shaped like a toilet flusher, and the throne has rapidly morphed into a toilet once again, sucking Mintonity in, never to be seen again. Insule walks over, puts the seat down and sits majestically upon the throne.*
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2016 1:32:01 GMT
*Uses a portal gun to open up a portal beneath Insule sending them to a ski lodge in Airellia. Airellia casually strolls into the throne room and sits down*
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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2016 5:47:35 GMT
*Insule portals back fully dressed in my ski suit, baring skis and ski picks.*
"Thanks, Airellia for that free ski trip, now if you don't mind, I'll take my seat, now."
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Post by Odd Republic on Feb 10, 2017 19:18:36 GMT
Uses incredibly heat resistant pod to go to mantle, be shot to the throne in volcanic explosion
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Post by Free Newdepolderian States on Feb 18, 2017 14:56:34 GMT
*reappears in an impressive flash of light and burst of smoke, musket in hand, accompanied by the sound of men singing enthusiastically in a minor key*
SIC SEMP- no, wait, John Wilkes Booth kind of ruined that one. Damn it. Uh... Get out? Yes. GET OUT!
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Post by Odd Republic on Feb 18, 2017 15:35:37 GMT
Dumps excess material from the Rocky Mountains on the hill, burying the hill in a bigger hill, then sits on the hill
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Post by Mintonity on Feb 19, 2017 5:23:30 GMT
-Rolls odd Republic down the hill and pulls up a chair -
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Post by Odd Republic on Feb 19, 2017 15:00:26 GMT
Uses dirt to build peak about 1 centimeter taller, sets down throne
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Post by Mintonity on Feb 20, 2017 5:26:06 GMT
-Sits on odd Republic-
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Post by Odd Republic on Feb 20, 2017 20:10:04 GMT
Pushes MIntonity off lap, builds fence around self
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Post by Mintonity on Feb 21, 2017 1:57:37 GMT
Puts roof over fence and sits on roof.
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Post by Odd Republic on Feb 21, 2017 5:15:15 GMT
Takes down fence, leaving Mintonity rolling down hill
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Post by Mintonity on Feb 23, 2017 12:30:53 GMT
Takes down fence, leaving Mintonity rolling down hill Rolls back up the hill in an incredible feat |
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