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Post by Administrator on Apr 6, 2012 1:12:11 GMT
Okay, starting out, this thread will probably include NSFW content. With that in mind, please avoid this thread if your sensibilities (or your office's) will be injured.
Moving on, anyone have any jokes?
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Post by Newhalla on Apr 6, 2012 11:14:18 GMT
An Irishmen walks past a bar. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2012 11:21:12 GMT
I am offended! jk
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2012 11:25:14 GMT
So there are three guys: crap, shut up, and manners. They are rednecks and crap is riding in the back of an open pickup truck. anyway crap falls out and manners goes to get him. Shut Up is speeding and gets pulled over. When the police officer comes to his car, he asks of his name. "Shut up," he says. "Where are your manners!?!?!?!" The policeman answers back.
"oh, well about ten miles back picking up crap out of a ditch."
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Post by Newhalla on Apr 6, 2012 17:46:48 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2012 14:14:34 GMT
"what kind of comic does a blond person buy?"
"IDK"
"The 'Albeano'!" ;)
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Post by Administrator on Apr 21, 2012 8:05:07 GMT
So a doctor, a lawyer and a priest are on the Titanic. Right after it hits the iceberg they go running around to find a lifeboat.
So the doctor runs up to a lifeboat and says to the attendant "Please I have a very important patient waiting for me in New York" to which the attendant says "I'm sorry sir, women and children first."
The doctor says he understands, then goes to the bar to do shots since he's good as dead.
The lawyer and the priest run up to the same lifeboat a minute later and the lawyer says "Please I have a very important case in New York and he is a very important religious man. We need to get to New York" to which the attendant says "I'm sorry sir women and children first."
The lawyer, in a rage, says "Fuck the children!"
The priest says "Oh do we have the time?" |
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Post by Avaerilon on Apr 21, 2012 16:09:36 GMT
Ablind man and his friend are waiting at the bus stop with four blonde people. The bus hasn't come yet, and the blind man and his friend are bored. So the blind man says: "Hey, wanna hear a joke about blonde people?"
"Sshh!" Says his friend. "There are four blonde people here! You shouldn't tell the joke."
"You're right," Says the blind man. "I'd have to explain it four times." |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2012 18:49:22 GMT
Edited.
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Post by Newhalla on Apr 23, 2012 16:10:57 GMT
Censored by Azerzia
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Post by Administrator on Apr 23, 2012 17:47:52 GMT
Looking at a lot of them, they were offensive which is the point. But that's why the are hidden in notes, not deleted. Click on the text and its still there, relax
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Post by Newhalla on Apr 23, 2012 18:40:51 GMT
yes i know, i was not serious.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2012 0:39:13 GMT
Well I can delete it if you want guys come on
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2012 16:35:10 GMT
Blonde joke 2.0;
A blonde is getting her hair cut and has her headphones in. The hair dresser asks her to take the headphones out, but the blonde shakes her head and asks the hairdresser to cut round them. Which she does and it takes twice as long. The blonde falls asleep and the the hairdresser takes them out carefully. Suddenly the blonde slumps, slides out of the chair and lies dead on the floor. When the police arrive they listen to what the girl was listening to. "breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in etc. Etc. "....
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