Avaerilon
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The Royal Cartographer, Peritus Scriptor Litterarum
Former Delegate, Minister of DA and Registrar of the Court
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Post by Avaerilon on Jul 11, 2014 10:38:04 GMT
Anaaxes is rumoured to be the lovechild of Frank Sinatra and Sharon Stone; his publicist has denied all rumours relating to this.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2014 15:06:50 GMT
Avaerilon is the dragon on his flag.
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Vernima
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Minister of Immigration
Who's on first.
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Post by Vernima on Jul 11, 2014 15:31:21 GMT
Zunkwentania's real name is Sarah Palin, who's real name is Sarah Putin. Nobody is quite certain how we missed that connection.
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Post by Anaaxes on Jul 12, 2014 2:39:33 GMT
Vermima spent all of his paycheck on posters and memorabilia of Miley Cyrus.
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Avaerilon
Member State
The Royal Cartographer, Peritus Scriptor Litterarum
Former Delegate, Minister of DA and Registrar of the Court
Posts: 6,518
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Post by Avaerilon on Jul 12, 2014 10:31:47 GMT
Anaaxes has acquired all the hot dogs in the world, yet still feels empty inside.
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Post by Lombardy und Venetien on Jul 12, 2014 11:31:14 GMT
Avaerilon drives through the Yorkshire Dales playing the harp on cold winter nights.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 12, 2014 13:30:21 GMT
Westerheim steals our cookies to fund his public transport system.
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Avaerilon
Member State
The Royal Cartographer, Peritus Scriptor Litterarum
Former Delegate, Minister of DA and Registrar of the Court
Posts: 6,518
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Post by Avaerilon on Jul 12, 2014 14:12:27 GMT
After an unsuccessful bid to host the Olympics from their parent's house, Zunkwentania is now lobbying to have the next F1 series conducted on the street they live on.
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Vernima
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Minister of Immigration
Who's on first.
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Post by Vernima on Jul 12, 2014 14:15:41 GMT
Ava regularly visits firing ranges, where he hones his slingshot skills on clay birds meant for shotguns.
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Avaerilon
Member State
The Royal Cartographer, Peritus Scriptor Litterarum
Former Delegate, Minister of DA and Registrar of the Court
Posts: 6,518
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Post by Avaerilon on Aug 21, 2014 10:40:44 GMT
Vernima is actually quite interested in birdwatching.
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Post by Northern Inertia on Aug 21, 2014 14:39:01 GMT
Ava spends most of his weekends getting lost in Newcastle.
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Post by Chameliya on Aug 23, 2014 21:32:35 GMT
NI opted for an early retirement due to his status as heir to the Marmite Family's lucrative range of divisive breakfast spreads. He now plays NS from the comfort of his estate in the Scottish Highlands.
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Avaerilon
Member State
The Royal Cartographer, Peritus Scriptor Litterarum
Former Delegate, Minister of DA and Registrar of the Court
Posts: 6,518
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Post by Avaerilon on Sept 21, 2014 21:30:43 GMT
Jasminia once built a supercomputer twice as fast as anything on the earth, ten times as large, and so expensive only the five richest kings in Europe could afford it.
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Post by Chameliya on Sept 22, 2014 16:32:21 GMT
Avaerilon suppresses his fantasies of power and has to hide his wall chart of the 'Top 10 Despots' every time Grolsch comes to stay.
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Avaerilon
Member State
The Royal Cartographer, Peritus Scriptor Litterarum
Former Delegate, Minister of DA and Registrar of the Court
Posts: 6,518
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Post by Avaerilon on Sept 29, 2014 21:34:53 GMT
Jasminia is the legal pretender to the ancient throne of Byzantium through his father's family, and has a growing fan club in western Turkey.
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Post by Kanoria on Oct 12, 2014 5:02:16 GMT
Ava was recently identified by paleontologists as the missing link between deep-sea tube worms and the mythical Space-Pterodactyl.
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Avaerilon
Member State
The Royal Cartographer, Peritus Scriptor Litterarum
Former Delegate, Minister of DA and Registrar of the Court
Posts: 6,518
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Post by Avaerilon on Oct 14, 2014 8:09:34 GMT
Kanoria is the frontman of a heavy metal band known for its celebration of death by stoned fruit.
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Vernima
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Minister of Immigration
Who's on first.
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Post by Vernima on Nov 5, 2014 1:21:27 GMT
Ava is secretly the shadow dictator of the SLU despite who the delegate appears to be.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2014 11:21:28 GMT
Vernima is the CEO of Google.
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Avaerilon
Member State
The Royal Cartographer, Peritus Scriptor Litterarum
Former Delegate, Minister of DA and Registrar of the Court
Posts: 6,518
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Post by Avaerilon on Dec 30, 2014 13:24:47 GMT
Cornelis was a Benedictine Monk in 13th Century Gascony, who feel asleep in the monastery's garden while reading a rather boring text. He awoke in 2014, unaged and unharmed, and has since adapted well to modern life.
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Post by Anaaxes on Jan 4, 2015 6:39:49 GMT
Ava's life dream is to become a world-famous contortionist.
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Post by Chameliya on Jan 4, 2015 23:13:42 GMT
Anaaxes is secretly the coordinator of a highly-sophisticated international unit of mercenary squirrels.
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Post by Anaaxes on Jan 5, 2015 3:04:38 GMT
Chameliya smuggles and sells Lady Gaga merchandise on the black market.
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Post by Kanoria on Jan 5, 2015 5:59:19 GMT
Anaaxes recently took the bell of the ball home with him. Now the hamster runs silently.
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Post by Anaaxes on Jan 5, 2015 9:47:01 GMT
Kanoria once bought out all of the tickets to a Celine Dion concert.
*hides and awaits slanderous retaliatory reply*
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Avaerilon
Member State
The Royal Cartographer, Peritus Scriptor Litterarum
Former Delegate, Minister of DA and Registrar of the Court
Posts: 6,518
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Post by Avaerilon on Jan 5, 2015 10:06:40 GMT
After a scandal involving Carla Bruni, twenty tonnes of satsumas and a small hen in its late 40s, Anaaxes had to step down as the Minister of Agriculture, Horticulture and Window Cleaners of Lichtenstein.
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Post by Deleted on May 8, 2015 6:25:30 GMT
Avaerilon was sired by Prince Harry and Pippa Middleton.
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Avaerilon
Member State
The Royal Cartographer, Peritus Scriptor Litterarum
Former Delegate, Minister of DA and Registrar of the Court
Posts: 6,518
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Post by Avaerilon on May 16, 2015 5:57:37 GMT
Child 44 is genuinely the 44th child of a very fertile couple
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2015 8:28:24 GMT
Avaerilon is my mother
(try enduring 44 childbirths...)
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Avaerilon
Member State
The Royal Cartographer, Peritus Scriptor Litterarum
Former Delegate, Minister of DA and Registrar of the Court
Posts: 6,518
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Post by Avaerilon on Jul 11, 2016 19:38:44 GMT
Child44 is the result of typing in "show me your true form" into Google backwards in Hindi.
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