Avaerilon
Member State 
The Royal Cartographer, Peritus Scriptor Litterarum
Former Delegate, Minister of DA and Registrar of the Court
Posts: 6,518
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Post by Avaerilon on Jul 1, 2014 20:07:05 GMT
FNS is a world-renowned hunter of deep-sea anglerfish, and every Tuesday night at 10 presents an award-winning show on his passion.
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Post by Free Newdepolderian States on Jul 1, 2014 21:36:43 GMT
Ava is an avid supporter of the prohibition of alcohol
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Newhalla
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Omnia mirari etaim tritissima (marvel at evrything even the most commonplace)
Posts: 841
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Post by Newhalla on Jul 3, 2014 14:52:31 GMT
FNS hates all forms of Germanic languages.
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Post by Free Newdepolderian States on Jul 3, 2014 15:18:52 GMT
Newhalla does as well, especially the Norse based languages.
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Vernima
Ungrouped
Minister of Immigration
Who's on first.
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Post by Vernima on Jul 3, 2014 15:46:55 GMT
FNS secretly wishes he had total control of the entire planet so he could remake it in his image: monster trucks and demolition derbies held in a planet-wide stadium.
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Avaerilon
Member State
The Royal Cartographer, Peritus Scriptor Litterarum
Former Delegate, Minister of DA and Registrar of the Court
Posts: 6,518
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Post by Avaerilon on Jul 3, 2014 16:19:58 GMT
Vernima makes a living as a pool boy in Costa Rica; he does very well out of older ladies, who pay him top-dollar for his services.
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Post by Northern Inertia on Jul 3, 2014 16:23:16 GMT
Ava secretly believes cars are the devil's robotic henchmen, and that they one day will turn on us unless we start sacrificing sheep on a more regular basis.
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Post by Free Newdepolderian States on Jul 3, 2014 17:54:43 GMT
NI actually rejects newton's laws (along with the rest of science) and thus totally does not believe in inertia. (Or other scientific things, like evolution)
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Post by Chameliya on Jul 3, 2014 17:58:13 GMT
The Free Newdepolderian States aren't free or new, it has been going since the 4th Century and populated solely with chained up orphans.
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Post by Free Newdepolderian States on Jul 3, 2014 18:00:13 GMT
Jasminia is actually a Norwegian man named Jørgen Æfuldsen
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Post by Chameliya on Jul 3, 2014 18:01:32 GMT
FNS was once convicted of 'badger-bothering'.
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Post by Free Newdepolderian States on Jul 3, 2014 18:03:29 GMT
Jasminia is well known for stacking things in public places, and has been featured on the Today Show while in action.
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Post by Chameliya on Jul 3, 2014 18:05:20 GMT
FNS is a terrible kleptomaniac and has 'accidentally forgotten to put back' many fine artworks including the Mona Lisa.
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Vernima
Ungrouped
Minister of Immigration
Who's on first.
Posts: 237
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Post by Vernima on Jul 3, 2014 19:01:06 GMT
Jasminia is actually FNS's accomplice in his burglaries and I'm not entirely certain why he confessed on the Internet.
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Post by Anaaxes on Jul 3, 2014 19:18:25 GMT
Vernima actually likes his 'new and improved' Minecraft island.
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2014 19:29:37 GMT
Anaaxes is secretly a Verniman puppet.
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Post by Chameliya on Jul 3, 2014 19:40:58 GMT
Zunkwentania has a chronic fear of mushrooms. Any attempt made to feed them to him will cause him to come out in hives and writhe in pain.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2014 19:59:40 GMT
The Jasminia Islands are in fact peninsulas.
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Avaerilon
Member State
The Royal Cartographer, Peritus Scriptor Litterarum
Former Delegate, Minister of DA and Registrar of the Court
Posts: 6,518
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Post by Avaerilon on Jul 3, 2014 20:22:27 GMT
After ousting the foul dictator Nepuda Bravehs from the Equatorial Republic of Nebuga in Africa, Zunkwentania became the idolised and popular god-like ruler of the country, and enjoys great splendour and wealth while ruling as a just and benevolent dictator.
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2014 22:18:16 GMT
All the nations in the SLU are secretly controlled by Avaerilon, except Zunkwentania.
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Vernima
Ungrouped
Minister of Immigration
Who's on first.
Posts: 237
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Post by Vernima on Jul 3, 2014 23:52:20 GMT
Everything Zunkwentania has been saying on this particular thread has not been a lie at all. In fact every word is true and he is a spy, secretly listening in on all of our private lives.
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Post by Anaaxes on Jul 3, 2014 23:54:36 GMT
Vernima's deepest fear is: puppies.
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Avaerilon
Member State
The Royal Cartographer, Peritus Scriptor Litterarum
Former Delegate, Minister of DA and Registrar of the Court
Posts: 6,518
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Post by Avaerilon on Jul 4, 2014 0:04:04 GMT
After being embroiled in a scandal involving a Brazilian multi-millionaire's wife, US$25 million of stolen money, some tennis shoes and the Hungarian National Circus, Anaaxes retired to a quiet life outside Chester, UK.
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Post by Goncar on Jul 5, 2014 14:47:33 GMT
Avaerilon secretly has 12 owners so you never know what you are gonna get each day.
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Post by Northern Inertia on Jul 5, 2014 15:36:05 GMT
Goncar spends much of his spare time invading football pitches across the Americas, usually intent on unfurling a banner with the message "Save Our Squirrels"
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Avaerilon
Member State
The Royal Cartographer, Peritus Scriptor Litterarum
Former Delegate, Minister of DA and Registrar of the Court
Posts: 6,518
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Post by Avaerilon on Jul 5, 2014 17:11:21 GMT
If you type in "Northern Inertia" backwards into a browser address bar, you end up at the website for a shadowy agro-chemical company.
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Vernima
Ungrouped
Minister of Immigration
Who's on first.
Posts: 237
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Post by Vernima on Jul 5, 2014 17:45:42 GMT
If you type in Avaerilon backwards into google you get the website for the Westboro Baptist Church which Ava secretly leads.
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Post by Anaaxes on Jul 11, 2014 6:46:58 GMT
Detonating a nuclear bomb within Vernima is punishable by a $500 fine.
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Vernima
Ungrouped
Minister of Immigration
Who's on first.
Posts: 237
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Post by Vernima on Jul 11, 2014 6:48:35 GMT
Anaaxes uses a combination of their real name and birthdate for every password. Their accounts have been hacked multiple times.
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Post by Anaaxes on Jul 11, 2014 7:01:55 GMT
Vernima sued Subway for millions of dollars because his '$5 Footllong' sandwich was only 11.9 inches.
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