Avaerilon
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Post by Avaerilon on Mar 12, 2012 21:07:24 GMT
THE RULES: Using real words (or as real as possible) and good grammar, you must construct a sentence or two, adding to this scientific manual on how to build a time machine. Like so:
Well, first of all, the linear diffuser must be in-sync with the plasma extrapolator.
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Post by North American Republics on Mar 12, 2012 21:14:45 GMT
The oxybolic carburetor needs to be transfused to the fission/fusion multipurpose generator.
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Post by Avaerilon on Mar 12, 2012 21:19:13 GMT
Before we encode the short-wavelength etheric beam locator with the correct ion frequency.
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Post by North American Republics on Mar 12, 2012 21:25:13 GMT
One has to encrypt the code sent via the lithium charge dispersal wave before encoding anything.
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Post by Avaerilon on Mar 12, 2012 21:26:50 GMT
Indeed, assuming, of course, one has the decompresser set to high-velocity and the magnetic coils running at full-wattage, to ensure there isn't a hydraulic blow-out in the main valve chamber.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2012 21:53:53 GMT
We need to stop being stupid and use the Duct Tape.
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Post by Avaerilon on Mar 12, 2012 22:00:30 GMT
But that would cause a cataclysmic build-up of gaseous dioxy-nitro-caesium in the lower gamma chamber! Foolish fool! Duct tape indeed! Ha!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2012 22:01:42 GMT
No, it would glue the thing together get it right.
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Post by Avaerilon on Mar 12, 2012 22:05:17 GMT
But the mouldings do not require duct tape, man! They have already been retrofitted to be connected without the need to be bonded! (Lol just post amazingly over-the-top science stuff in an completely hammed-up way ;) )
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2012 0:52:57 GMT
Then we'll use super glue okay gosh
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Post by North American Republics on Mar 13, 2012 10:24:11 GMT
But the molecular bindings within the super glue cannot hold together the covalent fusion center.
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Post by Avaerilon on Mar 13, 2012 10:26:19 GMT
Indeed, my dear sir! We might experience a hyper draining of the evaporator circuit, moreover!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2012 10:40:50 GMT
Then we blow the whole thing up
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Post by North American Republics on Mar 13, 2012 20:15:08 GMT
Using the systematic pulse drive? Quite ridiculous, sir. Moreover, the whole point is to build it up. I would suggest the addition of the polyvinyl acetate to the particle decelerator, to allow it to remain in place during inter-universe space travel.
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Post by Avaerilon on Mar 13, 2012 20:45:42 GMT
Are you referring to Professor Carlos DiMaggio's theory of structural preservation via the acryllic properties of the Polycarboethelhydrocolbalt when applied to a ferrous layer of nuclei?
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Post by North American Republics on Mar 13, 2012 20:59:59 GMT
No, it was a reference to Sir Perigold the Seventh, whose remarkable research into polyvinyl acetate and its effect on the bonding potential between two composite objects. His research has gone relatively unnoticed by the scientific community, which is quite a shame.
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Post by Avaerilon on Mar 13, 2012 21:14:16 GMT
Indeed it is, for his manipulation of quantum physics in the deployment of hexagonal electrodes in the catalytic filtration index was at least 50 years ahead of his time.
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Post by North American Republics on Mar 13, 2012 21:16:25 GMT
Nay. It was his work on string theory that ultimately left him isolated and alone for the rest of his life, ergo why the rest of his work is not widely known.
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Post by Avaerilon on Mar 13, 2012 21:27:36 GMT
Shame about the acceleration of trans-fused sub-atomic beta waves within an electrode via a spectrum tube; that cost more lives than tobacco ever did!
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Post by North American Republics on Mar 13, 2012 21:53:59 GMT
Yes, it may have proved more useful than the current method of propulsion, a beta couplet sub-freezing-chamber propulsion apparatus.
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Post by Avaerilon on Mar 13, 2012 21:58:26 GMT
If only he had realised that one does not simply multiply vertical drag in a convection stream of atomic pressure. Perhaps had he enlisted Dr. Claude van Doppleheimer III, whose work on the helix propulsion of combative dark matter frequency generation was unparalleled, things would have been different.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2012 22:44:32 GMT
Si let's use the all powerful two by four.
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Post by Avaerilon on Mar 15, 2012 21:48:09 GMT
Ah! He refers to the common longitudinal biological armour separation device! Hhhhmmmmmm.... no, far too lacking in the circumventory application of prime force via a silica mass shield.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2012 23:49:24 GMT
Aha! The there I fixed it button should work just fine! *push*
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Post by North American Republics on Mar 16, 2012 0:07:49 GMT
NOOOO! You forgot to connect the forward accelerator module to the standard multifarious transmission controller!
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Post by Avaerilon on Mar 16, 2012 6:34:50 GMT
HEAVENS ABOVE! A cataclysmic over-diffusion of the evaporator circuit could occur at any moment! Quick; utilise the plasmic trans-navigon laser refraction stabiliser generator!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2012 10:10:28 GMT
Then I will pug into the wall for lifes sake dang guys...
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Post by Avaerilon on Mar 20, 2012 20:05:48 GMT
I am not able to comprehend that which you have stated, dear sir. Might I recommend that, in the meanwhile, we adjust the cartographic, solar-pixel generation field device, and therefore modify the third dimensional LCD display tube.
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