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Post by Deleted on Feb 22, 2012 11:57:24 GMT
Self explanatory the way I see it. Post your best Chuck Norris Joke here.
First One:
Chuck Norris Climbed Mt. Everest with THREE STEPS.
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Post by North American Republics on Feb 22, 2012 12:21:45 GMT
Chuck Norris divided by zero...he got an answer.
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Post by Administrator on Feb 23, 2012 23:59:34 GMT
Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushed the earth down
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Post by North American Republics on Feb 24, 2012 0:07:36 GMT
Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.
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Post by Administrator on Feb 24, 2012 0:13:56 GMT
The boogie man checks his closet for Chuck Norris
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2012 3:03:09 GMT
Chuck Norris Sleeps with a pillow under his shotgun.
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Post by Administrator on Feb 24, 2012 3:11:16 GMT
In the beginning, God was created by Chuck Norris
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2012 3:12:16 GMT
Not Nice Azerzia :(
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Post by Administrator on Feb 24, 2012 3:13:04 GMT
It's a joke =P
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2012 3:15:09 GMT
I know I sound like one our republican candidates but please don't. ps chuck norris plays the bermuda triangle
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Post by Deleted on Feb 25, 2012 13:40:06 GMT
chuck norris peed in a gas tank once. that car is now known Optimus Prime.
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Post by North American Republics on Feb 25, 2012 14:12:11 GMT
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 25, 2012 16:07:55 GMT
when chuck norris looks in the mirror it is automatically destroyed; there can only be one chuck norris
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