Avaerilon
Member State 
The Royal Cartographer, Peritus Scriptor Litterarum
Former Delegate, Minister of DA and Registrar of the Court
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Post by Avaerilon on Nov 6, 2014 15:52:47 GMT
But since you're still working on them, me and my army can still get through. Throw in the cells; I may have use for him later.
*burly men haul Kanoria off*
And Daleks, your mission is complete; we are victorious. Return to base.
THE DALEKS ARE VICTORIOUS! OUR ENEMIES WILL LEARN TO FEAR THE DALEKS! WE WILL RETURN TO BASE NO-OW.
*Daleks leave, waggling their telescopic manipulators spiritedly*
You men there, let us see if we can't build a wall anew to keep our people safe from those damned alligators?
*cheering, wall rebuilt, Ava re-installed as the rightful king of the hill*
Now, let us celebrate our great victory; this feast is provided for all persons of the hill, and at no cost. Let all come into my hall and be merry!
*more cheering*
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Post by Kanoria on Nov 7, 2014 1:07:12 GMT
It is a shame how poorly your men searched me before they put me in this sell, they left he with the key, and, whats more, the wealth of the hill-kingdom, and a megaphone. I should mention your men no longer work for you, Ava, and through you over the wall to the Alligators.
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Vernima
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Minister of Immigration
Who's on first.
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Post by Vernima on Nov 7, 2014 6:19:01 GMT
Alternatively we could NOT do that, release a fine mist of silver nanoparticles into the air to murder the alligators and a powerful electromagnetic pulse to drop the Daleks instead and give the hill to me!
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Post by Kanoria on Nov 7, 2014 7:15:24 GMT
Problem being, we DID do it already, nice blue sky thinking, though, Varnima. It is a shame that blue sky is so occluded by the view of my hill from the bottom.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 25, 2015 3:06:03 GMT
I just arrived to claim the hill.
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Post by United Democracy of Scientists on Feb 28, 2015 3:59:28 GMT
You shall never have it! For the geological samples!
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Avaerilon
Member State
The Royal Cartographer, Peritus Scriptor Litterarum
Former Delegate, Minister of DA and Registrar of the Court
Posts: 6,518
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Post by Avaerilon on Feb 28, 2015 11:04:18 GMT
Please submit a formal application to take geological samples, thank you- notice on behalf of HM Avaerilon, King of the Hill
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Post by United Democracy of Scientists on Mar 1, 2015 1:55:55 GMT
To His Majesty King Aubrey the Dragoheart, We have attached our application to this letter. You may find it here.
Sincerely, The United Democracy of Scientists Department of Geological Studies *Starts digging.* |
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Post by North American Republics on Mar 5, 2015 15:23:40 GMT
Ah, the ol' domain. How it has transformed since I last ruled.
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Avaerilon
Member State
The Royal Cartographer, Peritus Scriptor Litterarum
Former Delegate, Minister of DA and Registrar of the Court
Posts: 6,518
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Post by Avaerilon on Mar 5, 2015 15:38:08 GMT
Indeed. Here is the broom you will use to sweep the floor *hands NAR a large broom and a badge reading "chief sweeper"*
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Post by North American Republics on Mar 5, 2015 15:46:08 GMT
Thanks for the nifty new title, now to sweep the dirt off the throne in the name of the people!
*swats at Avaerilon*
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Avaerilon
Member State
The Royal Cartographer, Peritus Scriptor Litterarum
Former Delegate, Minister of DA and Registrar of the Court
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Post by Avaerilon on Mar 5, 2015 15:50:25 GMT
*rolls a d20 to check for dodge, natural 20*
You need to do better than that, sweeper.
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Post by North American Republics on Mar 5, 2015 15:56:56 GMT
I could have sworn the broom would have worked. Nevertheless, let the realm tremble under the presence of my mop!
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Post by United Democracy of Scientists on Mar 5, 2015 17:19:06 GMT
A mop without a soapy bucket is just a droopy broom! You are powerless to stop me!
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Post by North American Republics on Mar 5, 2015 19:46:39 GMT
By the power vested in my by the Grand Council on Custodial Usurpance, I declare this hill mine!
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Mons Garle
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Stärker mit Einigkeit
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Post by Mons Garle on Mar 5, 2015 20:07:47 GMT
The Mons Garlean Anti-Usurpance Special Ops Unit bundles NAR into an unmarked car, whilst declaring Mons Garle to be King of the Hill ;)
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Avaerilon
Member State
The Royal Cartographer, Peritus Scriptor Litterarum
Former Delegate, Minister of DA and Registrar of the Court
Posts: 6,518
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Post by Avaerilon on Mar 5, 2015 22:08:43 GMT
Hey, no parking here, churl!
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Vernima
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Minister of Immigration
Who's on first.
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Post by Vernima on Apr 4, 2015 5:01:08 GMT
Nobody expects the Verniman Inquisition!
Mainly because it doesn't exist. Nevertheless, no flag no country. This is my hill now.
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Post by United Democracy of Scientists on Apr 4, 2015 5:15:08 GMT
I don't see a flag in the above user's avatar. I guess that means that they don't deserve the hill by their own logic. BEEP BEEP. ACTUAL COUNTRY COMING IN.
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Vernima
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Minister of Immigration
Who's on first.
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Post by Vernima on Apr 4, 2015 5:19:53 GMT
Touche. Speaking of which, EN GARDE! A FENCING MATCH DECIDES THE HILL!
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Post by United Democracy of Scientists on Apr 4, 2015 5:26:33 GMT
Sure thing. You can be Macbeth.
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Avaerilon
Member State
The Royal Cartographer, Peritus Scriptor Litterarum
Former Delegate, Minister of DA and Registrar of the Court
Posts: 6,518
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Post by Avaerilon on Apr 4, 2015 9:52:57 GMT
The International Fencing Association has sent a letter of complaint in that a you have failed to organise an actual fencing match, instead resorting to Western Martial Arts. As such, you have been issued with a writ, citing misrepresentation and a demand that you appear in court in three days' time, UDS.
Now, back to having a real king in-charge. Excellent.
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Mons Garle
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Stärker mit Einigkeit
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Post by Mons Garle on Apr 4, 2015 23:09:38 GMT
The Supreme Mons Garlean Justice of All Things Judicial strikes down the writ, declaring it null and void. In the ensuing legal vacuum, Mons Garle steps in to become King of the Hill ;)
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Avaerilon
Member State
The Royal Cartographer, Peritus Scriptor Litterarum
Former Delegate, Minister of DA and Registrar of the Court
Posts: 6,518
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Post by Avaerilon on Apr 5, 2015 7:45:35 GMT
A foreign attempt at a legal coup, eh?
*gets phone*
Hello, is Ban there? Yeah, hi Ban, there's this guy... 'unwavering international support?' Why thank you! Ciao
*puts phones away*
You may leave before the diplomatic equivalent of the bailiffs come to remove you.
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Vernima
Ungrouped
Minister of Immigration
Who's on first.
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Post by Vernima on Apr 5, 2015 13:18:52 GMT
Someone called to remove some intruders from my hill?
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Post by Goncar on Apr 7, 2015 0:03:40 GMT
The original king is back!
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Post by Kanoria on Apr 7, 2015 1:36:39 GMT
Thank you for announcing me, Goncar, I was personally anointed to this position by some priest or other, hence I am the original legitimate king.
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Post by United Democracy of Scientists on Apr 7, 2015 7:42:44 GMT
Your gods have no power here!
*Takes a seat on the throne.*
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Post by Anaaxes on Apr 7, 2015 8:12:27 GMT
*shooes UDS away with a broom* When will these damn scientists ever learn?! Mine!
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Post by United Democracy of Scientists on Apr 7, 2015 8:15:59 GMT
Brooms? Two can play at that game!
*Begins beating Ana with a wet mop.*
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