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Post by North American Republics on Feb 12, 2012 15:23:44 GMT
I'm sorry but the chat room is open and the people there say that I'm king.
(Please enter)
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Post by Millyland on Feb 12, 2012 15:24:24 GMT
It's true! We do!
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Avaerilon
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Post by Avaerilon on Feb 12, 2012 15:24:40 GMT
The chatroom is run by me. I'm telling you this while I'm eating dinner at my inauguration.
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Post by North American Republics on Feb 12, 2012 15:28:23 GMT
Good day gentlemen, I am sorry to say that King Aubrey was not able to come. He has appointed me as King of the hill.
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Avaerilon
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Post by Avaerilon on Feb 12, 2012 15:29:31 GMT
Oh, thanks for taking care of my chair, NAR! :) Why don't you sit over there ad hand me the torc? Aw, thank you so much. <way too nice smile>
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Post by North American Republics on Feb 12, 2012 15:30:59 GMT
As you put it on, an assassin's poison dart flies through the air and is lodged into your neck.
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Avaerilon
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Post by Avaerilon on Feb 12, 2012 15:32:49 GMT
Ah my neck!
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Post by North American Republics on Feb 12, 2012 15:33:29 GMT
Here, let me help <laughs uncontrollably>
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Post by Kingdom of Grolsch on Feb 12, 2012 15:34:51 GMT
Ouch ouch
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Avaerilon
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Post by Avaerilon on Feb 12, 2012 15:36:09 GMT
Gaaahhh! Oh wait, the laughing is healing my wound and restoring me! NAR, you saved my life! Here, you can become Crown-Prince. Aaaaahhh, isn't that nice (everyone else says)?
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Post by North American Republics on Feb 12, 2012 15:38:52 GMT
But, you are the pretender to the throne!
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Avaerilon
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Post by Avaerilon on Feb 12, 2012 15:41:34 GMT
Not any more....
Army of beautiful women storm the room and raise me to the throne....
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Post by North American Republics on Feb 12, 2012 15:56:58 GMT
These women are unable to lift you up due to the weight gained at the feast and you fall on top of them.
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Avaerilon
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Post by Avaerilon on Feb 12, 2012 16:02:25 GMT
But my magic carpet lifts me up....
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Post by North American Republics on Feb 12, 2012 16:04:28 GMT
But I paid it handsomely to take you to the middle of the ocean.
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Avaerilon
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Post by Avaerilon on Feb 12, 2012 16:06:10 GMT
And there the hill lies, my friend! Toodle-oo!
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Post by North American Republics on Feb 12, 2012 16:17:04 GMT
I've created a bunker on the top of the hill that cannot be penetrated by missiles. I have won.
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Avaerilon
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Post by Avaerilon on Feb 12, 2012 16:17:59 GMT
I'm right behind you. With a gun. Fully-loaded. I HAVE WON.
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Post by North American Republics on Feb 12, 2012 16:18:45 GMT
Hey, look behind YOU, an empty pit. THIS... IS... SPARTA!!!!!
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Avaerilon
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Post by Avaerilon on Feb 12, 2012 16:19:46 GMT
Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaarrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhh.....
THIS............ IS.................. MILKMAN!!!!!!!!!
Spews milk from his mouth, powering him out of the pit and crushing NAR.
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Avaerilon
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Post by Avaerilon on Feb 12, 2012 16:21:34 GMT
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Post by North American Republics on Feb 12, 2012 16:22:59 GMT
That was nasty and entertaining.
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Avaerilon
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Post by Avaerilon on Feb 12, 2012 16:23:36 GMT
Wasn't it just....lol
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Avaerilon
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Post by Avaerilon on Feb 12, 2012 16:24:15 GMT
Well, shall we call it a day and declare it quits, since the force of the fall probably killed me as well?
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Post by Millyland on Feb 12, 2012 16:25:25 GMT
Since you are both dead, I claim the hill for my own
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Post by North American Republics on Feb 12, 2012 16:25:32 GMT
You may, but I shall never call it quits!!!!!
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Avaerilon
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Post by Avaerilon on Feb 12, 2012 16:27:24 GMT
No wait! Millyland will not be King! Gaaarrrrhhhh!
<Wolverine claws appear in his hands>
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Post by North American Republics on Feb 12, 2012 16:29:59 GMT
*Helps Avaerilon up* go get him tiger.
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Avaerilon
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Post by Avaerilon on Feb 12, 2012 16:32:02 GMT
*Gives NAR an award-winning look of determination* YIPPEE-KAI-YAY!
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Post by North American Republics on Feb 12, 2012 16:32:50 GMT
*pulls out a spear* CHARGE
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