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Post by North American Republics on Feb 12, 2012 14:31:24 GMT
The people have stormed your headquarters atop the hill and have removed you from power to instill me as their king.
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Avaerilon
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Post by Avaerilon on Feb 12, 2012 14:32:20 GMT
Actually, they did it on my orders and have poisoned the torc you're now wearing and you are sick with deadly poisoning. All hail King Aubrey!
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Post by North American Republics on Feb 12, 2012 14:34:15 GMT
That was my double, I feared something like that would happen. I am still the king.
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Post by Avaerilon on Feb 12, 2012 14:35:07 GMT
No you are not, you did not pass your Trial like I have done. The constitution of the hill demands a trial to be passed.
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Post by North American Republics on Feb 12, 2012 14:38:36 GMT
We do not follow archaic laws on this hill. So unfortunately, you have been disposed of.
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Post by Avaerilon on Feb 12, 2012 14:41:39 GMT
Who's we? The massive crowd behind me says we do follow archaic laws and therefore I have not been de-throned, unfortunately.
Now, someone mark my victory by erecting a statue of a thumbs-up. And dress in violet for the day. And drink lots of ale!
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Post by North American Republics on Feb 12, 2012 14:44:30 GMT
People of the hill, your archaic laws have made you serfs under Avaerilon's rule. We are coming to free you from this life of servitude.
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Post by Avaerilon on Feb 12, 2012 14:46:02 GMT
These people are not serfs, how dare you accuse them of such! They are shocked at your harsh words and are crying in their homes. Meanwhile, the angriest of them are armed with the power of the Thu'um and are coming to meet your force.
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Post by North American Republics on Feb 12, 2012 14:49:04 GMT
My army is not afraid as we have read Sun Tzu's "The Art of War" and are positioning themselves accordingly.
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Post by Avaerilon on Feb 12, 2012 14:49:59 GMT
My army shouts as one:
FUS-RO-DAH!
Knocking your army off their feet and they tumble into the air.
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Post by North American Republics on Feb 12, 2012 14:51:35 GMT
We just aerial dumped a ton of dirt onto the hill, burying you and anyone else in an effort to reclaim the environment and the throne.
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Post by Avaerilon on Feb 12, 2012 14:53:53 GMT
We actually teleported away a millisecond before the dirt came down.We are very unhappy that your soil smothered and killed the last two specimens of Violeta Regis we were trying to save. Shame on you, flower-crusher!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 12, 2012 14:55:48 GMT
I sent in the Narglandian Army and it blew the hill up, along with anyone on the hill. Than we built a MOUNTAIN with fortified reinforced walls with ten thousand troops and a giant castle with ten AA guns. WHO'S KING NOW NOOBS
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Post by Avaerilon on Feb 12, 2012 14:56:56 GMT
Oh, so it's like that, is it? I take it you didn't see the EMP grenade under your chair....
Who's the newb now, sucka?!?!?!? lol
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Post by Millyland on Feb 12, 2012 14:57:04 GMT
I'm king. NUCLEAR BOMB
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Post by North American Republics on Feb 12, 2012 14:57:13 GMT
Ha, you think you blew up the mountain, but in fact it was a hologram. We are waving hi to you right now from the actual hill.
Edit: I love being ninja'd in a game like this.
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Post by Avaerilon on Feb 12, 2012 14:58:08 GMT
Yes, we are. NAR, would you mind sweeping the floor after you've finished waving at Narglanida?
EDIT: NAR is not a woman and I am not a misogynist, but we can pretend....
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Post by North American Republics on Feb 12, 2012 14:59:19 GMT
I would indeed. Peasant uprising!!!!!!
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Post by Avaerilon on Feb 12, 2012 15:00:47 GMT
Aaaarrgghhhh!!!!! Where's my wife?! LELIANA! Shoot arrows at these fools!
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Post by Millyland on Feb 12, 2012 15:02:42 GMT
Our peasants try to lynch King Aubrey in response to that List of Nations Post. Who's King now?
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Post by North American Republics on Feb 12, 2012 15:02:50 GMT
Ah, I took one to the knee! Medic!!
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Post by Avaerilon on Feb 12, 2012 15:03:30 GMT
Try. Try. But not succeed! Hehehe, I got skills to run away and nick the torc from Millyland!
And we give NAR a bandage. We're all good sports here.
And NAR's days as an adventurer are over... he will have to become a guard :(
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Post by North American Republics on Feb 12, 2012 15:04:38 GMT
I'm positive I'm king now after the skirmish between Avaerilon and Millyland.
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Post by Avaerilon on Feb 12, 2012 15:06:00 GMT
Actually, the sign above your head says "NEGATIVE - ." Looks like you've been inserted the wrong way. As someone who's the right-way up, I am sure I am now king.
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Post by North American Republics on Feb 12, 2012 15:13:16 GMT
But you're the wrong size. So I flipped myself right-side up to become king.
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Post by Avaerilon on Feb 12, 2012 15:14:32 GMT
But 6"2" is the ideal height, according to the popular magazine Kings, Queens and Leaers of Hills. I am 6"2", the ideal height. Therefore, I am king.
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Post by North American Republics on Feb 12, 2012 15:15:07 GMT
With shoes or without?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 12, 2012 15:15:14 GMT
Now I am blowing up the hologram and going to the real hill.
ME:hey guys, did you notice the Nuke under you
Everyone else: what nuke?
ME:the whole hill, stupid!
NUKE: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
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Post by North American Republics on Feb 12, 2012 15:16:39 GMT
Actually, the bomb went poof. We discovered it earlier and deactivate it.
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Post by Avaerilon on Feb 12, 2012 15:18:22 GMT
NAR: Without shoes, naturally.
Yeah, the bomb sounded big cos of the microphone on my plinth, where I am giving a speech as king.
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