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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2013 6:46:43 GMT
Welcome to the WAR ZONE!!!
If you wish to declare war on some one because of a (super) serious reason such as them calling you a doodie head or taking to long too telegram you back, this is your chance to declare war on them!
This is not the place to release your actual anger at other nations.... Not even bronies...
If you actually kill people in other nations than you will be referred to as "meanie head" for ex: Meanie-Head Comanici. We won't actually do anything about it because we are a peaceful people. In other words, even if we wanted to do something, all we have are fish, samiches and bubble gum. So the worst we can do is make you lunch. An evil lunch filled with hate and lust... And (Enter Evil Here) salami. 8-)
The most important rule is to have fun! ;D
P.S One more rule. No cannibalism because it is frowned upon and if your nation is in the first world, it is most likely illegal in your country. :-/
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Post by Kanoria on Jan 12, 2013 7:14:27 GMT
Hey there Comanici. We loathe war in all it's forms, so I am afraid, that Kanoria declares war on you. Evil, picnic making wars. We shall start with a light pasta salad.
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Post by Avaerilon on Jan 12, 2013 7:46:02 GMT
The Magnificent Kingdom of Avaerilon, by the grace of the Gods, hereby declares war on Kanoria for the use of pasta salad in this sordid venture. We respond by throwing 20,000 tonnes of strawberry jam at them! May the wasps have mercy on you!
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Post by Kanoria on Jan 12, 2013 7:52:27 GMT
Avaerilon should have left well alone! This was a private war! We shall respond in kind with Orange juice and hair driers. How'd ya' like them apples... Or wasps. Them Wasps.
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Post by Avaerilon on Jan 12, 2013 8:01:58 GMT
Gah! Now I need to wash my luxuriant hair...
Release the electric eels!
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Post by Kanoria on Jan 12, 2013 8:17:56 GMT
Okay, I shall release them, they need to be free!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2013 5:45:46 GMT
The Comanician Super-Soaker and Nerf-Gun Infantry closes onto the borders of Kanoria as the people there run and scream from the eight year old yielding false arms. The two squad groups give evil sandwiches to everyone in its path, closing in on the capital.
Comanician Casualties: 1 due to the over-consumption and addiction to strawberry jam.
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Post by Kanoria on Jan 13, 2013 6:29:56 GMT
Our people took your evil sandwiches, and evilly snuck over the borders between here and there, before evilly feeding your endangered penguins the components of the sandwiches that were good for them.
Kanorian Casualties: -13000, we gained penguin followers!
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Post by Avaerilon on Jan 13, 2013 9:11:47 GMT
Penguins?!?! Oh sh-
I mean... we, er, have, er...
Oh, right! Men, send in the sea lions!
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Post by Kanoria on Jan 13, 2013 9:18:35 GMT
Well... Err... We will respond with... No... we lost our tame whales...err Last years fish take that has been pickled, and then stewed and canned should do it!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2013 15:32:23 GMT
The Comanician Super-Soaker and Nerf Gun 8-Year Old Infantry has been defeated by the many shopping malls in Kanoria. They seem to all be interested in the Chanel No.5 Perfume which is exclusively at Macy's!
We will than use our catapults to fling evil mashed potatoes and gravy onto the border towns of Kanoria!
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Post by Kanoria on Jan 13, 2013 20:25:10 GMT
Duck and cover men!
Wrap daisy chains around their necks. The can't like war then!
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Post by Avaerilon on Jan 13, 2013 20:58:27 GMT
Daisies smell!
*hurls a cartload of red roses over*
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2013 23:10:54 GMT
You communist naturalists! *Hurls over a huge water balloon full of febreeze
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2013 1:09:19 GMT
Alterio declares an cannibalistic war on Comanici!
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Post by Kanoria on Jan 14, 2013 4:09:50 GMT
Daisies smell! *hurls a cartload of red roses over* The people of Kanoria would like me to make it known that they are universally flattered! We send a shipment of chocolates.
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Post by Kanoria on Jan 14, 2013 4:13:29 GMT
You communist naturalists! *Hurls over a huge water balloon full of febreeze you say that like it's a bad thing! Gah now how do we get our homes to smell fresh? We will never get the smell of that out of our hair! We will... Set fire to a small piece of paper with Comanici written on it!
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Post by Avaerilon on Jan 14, 2013 14:01:42 GMT
The people of Kanoria would like me to make it known that they are universally flattered! We send a shipment of chocolates. *puts the empty boxes in the recycling* Marvellous! We declare an end to hostilities with Kanoria, and hereby declare war on the evil and wicked Comanici. We begin with modifying their satellite broadcasts to only play Trolololololololol.
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Post by Kanoria on Jan 14, 2013 14:36:11 GMT
'The enemy of my enemy is my friend. The friend of my enemy will be my friend... soon.'
We are glad to be at peace with Avaerilon, and propose a cultural exchange of a few ministers, and some college kids.
On a similar note, Comanici, we are sending you loads of poorly written essays on why your possition is wrong, and you should adopt a different one, probably involving farming, and some sort of internet activity.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2013 3:24:36 GMT
Comanicians prepare for the onsuing ammounts of essays by equipping themselves with paper shredders.
Farming in Comanici is very dangerous so we make robots do it :)
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Post by Avaerilon on Jan 23, 2013 11:35:24 GMT
Robots of Comanici! Join us, and we'll give you free beer!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2013 17:39:39 GMT
Can't turn that one down!
I AM A RO-BOT
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2013 8:07:35 GMT
Can't turn that one down! I AM A RO-BOT Hey Comanici, Alterian forces just killed 4 innocents and citizens if Comanici! So if you edit my name to 'Meanie-Head Alterio' Alterio will send out our air-force bombers.
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Post by Avaerilon on Jan 26, 2013 20:22:09 GMT
Hey Comanici, Alterian forces just killed 4 innocents and citizens if Comanici! So if you edit my name to 'Meanie-Head Alterio' Alterio will send out our air-force bombers. You left out a comma! *sends a legion of explosive grammar books into Alterio, killing many troglodytes*
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2013 21:20:53 GMT
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Go Trogdor!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2013 3:07:05 GMT
Biting the heads off of four gold fish while pretending you're a shark does not count as murdering four citizens, Silly-Face.
The Royal Comanician Air Force is dropping dictionarys all over Alterio.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2013 3:17:10 GMT
Biting the heads off of four gold fish while pretending you're a shark does not count as murdering four citizens, Silly-Face. The Royal Comanician Air Force is dropping dictionarys all over Alterio. Dictionaries* Maybe you should flip through them... And learn that you don't use them to improve one's punctuation.
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Post by Avaerilon on Jan 29, 2013 8:24:37 GMT
Agh! Nobody can write properly!
*unleashes a horde of rabid grammar-nazis, ready to criticise YouTube comments*
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2013 8:39:30 GMT
Ava! y u no b nic?
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