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Post by North American Republics on Jun 29, 2012 22:00:19 GMT
Bank of North American Republics/Banco de las Republicas Norte Americanos Welcome one and all! I noticed that you all have this lovely thing called a Sluan, and some of you have much more than one. I would like to present to the great people of this region a simple proposition. Why not put your Sluans in a savings account at the Bank of North American Republics? BONAR can give everyone who places their trust in BONAR a modest return on that trust. We also offer free checking. We are known for our meticulous record keeping and banker-customer confidentiality, so you know that you can trust us. WE NOW OFFER LOANS! We also have a special program through which businesses can get a loan of up to §500 at a low, low rate. Savings Account: 1% yearly
Loans: 5% monthly interest
Business Loans: 2% monthly interest
¡Hola senores y senoras! He visto que todos ustedes tienen esta cosa que se llama "Sluan", y algunos de ustedes tienen mas de uno. Quiero presentar a las personas muy buenas del region una proposition simple. ¿Por que no pongan tus Sluans en una cuenta de ahorros en el Banco de las Republicas del América del Norte. BRAN puede dar a todos que confian en BRAN mas dinero da vuelto por su confianza. Tambien ofrecemos cuentas de cheques gratis. Somos conocidos por nuestro mantenimiento de nuestro archivos y por eso, sabes que puedes confiar en nosotros. (We rushed our translator to produce this translation, and so there may be errors, including, but not limited to, missing accent marks, wrong word choice, and poor grammar.)
The Bank of North American Republics is now almost completely and officially open for business. We are utilizing the Union Reserve's form for business for now while we set up another form for ourselves. Just make sure to sign up for a checking or savings account here first using the following. Nation Name:
Checking or Savings Account? Please send me your preferred pin number so that you can be identified. If your pin number is not available, you will be notified. |
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Post by North American Republics on Jun 29, 2012 22:08:56 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jul 1, 2012 17:31:45 GMT
Shut up and take my money! All of it! Just as long as you are not an Illuminati-backed bank. It should be about 13 sluans thingy. Can you guarantee me 20% interest? If you can, then please take my money!
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Post by North American Republics on Jul 1, 2012 17:33:43 GMT
May I refer you to this thread for general knowledge of this sub-board. Also, please re-read the first post. |
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Post by Eggy216 on Jul 8, 2012 3:18:06 GMT
The Free Land of Eggy216 would like to set up a savings account. We will make our first deposit shortly.
Thank your for your time.
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Post by Eggy216 on Jul 19, 2012 14:55:55 GMT
We would like to request information on how we can keep track of the status of our account with BONAR.
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Post by North American Republics on Jul 19, 2012 15:04:46 GMT
Merely submit an inquiry to your friendly neighborhood bank manager ;D
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Post by Eggy216 on Jul 19, 2012 15:07:48 GMT
Thank you very much. Might I inquire as to the interest rates? I feel as though I should familiarize myself with that information. I know my balance right now at least XD
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Post by Kingdom of Grolsch on Jul 19, 2012 20:24:27 GMT
The Central Bank of the Kingdom of Grolsch would like to inquire as to the minimum deposit, full details on interest rates, your risk metrics and how your bank uses money generated from deposits.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2012 23:53:34 GMT
LOL its called BONAR :P anyhow, there are some spelling errors in the English bits of the first post, idk about Spanish.
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Post by North American Republics on Jul 26, 2012 13:39:50 GMT
Thank you, Grolsch, for your inquiry.
Minimum Deposit: §5
Interest Rate (annually): 1.00%
Risk Metrics: Covariance approach
We invest money into start-ups and provide loans to those who need them and have a good credit history.
Where in my initial post, Equum?
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Post by Eggy216 on Jul 26, 2012 15:34:50 GMT
Where in my initial post, Equum? I dunno. I read through it myself and I didn't see anything. |
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Post by North American Republics on Jul 26, 2012 15:43:52 GMT
Maybe a spelling difference akin to the difference in spelling between labour and labor?
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Post by Kingdom of Grolsch on Jul 26, 2012 15:45:41 GMT
The Central Bank of the Kingdom of Grolsch will not deposit money into your bank, nor will it allow Grolschian financial institutions to do so. We feel the approach to risk management at BONAR is insufficiently sophisticated to allow dealing with deposits. We will, however, continue to facilitate international transactions through the Central Banks of NAR and Grolsch.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2012 10:15:08 GMT
hmmmm, I read it again myself, I think i was mistaken. I did post at 11:35 pm after all!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2012 10:16:52 GMT
Wait! i found it! you said your translator rushed to produce a translator and perhaps it should be "missing accent marks"
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Post by North American Republics on Jul 28, 2012 15:24:46 GMT
Thanks a million ;D
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Post by North American Republics on Aug 15, 2012 0:11:09 GMT
OFFICIAL NOTICE FROM BONAR
BONAR IS BEING SHUT DOWN. WHATEVER FUNDS THAT REMAIN IN BONAR WILL BE GIVEN BACK TO THE ONLY DEPOSITOR. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. |
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Post by Eggy216 on Aug 15, 2012 0:15:53 GMT
OFFICIAL NOTICE FROM BONAR
BONAR IS BEING SHUT DOWN. WHATEVER FUNDS THAT REMAIN IN BONAR WILL BE GIVEN BACK TO THE ONLY DEPOSITOR. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.Lol "Only Depostior" wonder who that could b- oh wait. |
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Post by North American Republics on Aug 15, 2012 0:16:35 GMT
Shh, it's in the archives now. :P
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Post by Eggy216 on Aug 15, 2012 0:24:22 GMT
Shhhhhh yourself
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Post by North American Republics on Aug 16, 2012 20:19:42 GMT
From the office of Michael Scorn, CEO of BONAR
The Bank of NAR is officially reopened! We're back in business baby like it's December 1, 2001!
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Post by Eggy216 on Aug 16, 2012 20:22:08 GMT
:D I CAN START USING MY BONAR CREDIT CARD AGAIN!!!!!!
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Post by North American Republics on Aug 16, 2012 20:24:01 GMT
NO! Not yet, please re-establish an account first.
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Post by Eggy216 on Aug 16, 2012 20:26:34 GMT
I've re-opened my account!
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Post by North American Republics on Aug 16, 2012 20:28:42 GMT
Thank you. Now that the issue with our previous depositor has been resolved, we are open to the general public!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2012 0:18:30 GMT
I'll open an account, and I'd like to apply for a BONAR credit card if it's alright with you.
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Post by North American Republics on Nov 11, 2012 1:59:16 GMT
Thank you for your business. Your accounts have been created. Please give us a day to get an application to you for a credit card. Please remember your pin number as that is the only way for me to be sure that the deposit/withdraw is really you.
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Post by Eggy216 on Dec 6, 2012 2:42:20 GMT
So. . . .do I have any interest yet? lol
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