|
|
Post by North American Republics on Mar 8, 2012 0:24:49 GMT
One does not simply send 30 ICBMs into Mordor.
|
|
Avaerilon
Member State 
The Royal Cartographer, Peritus Scriptor Litterarum
Former Delegate, Minister of DA and Registrar of the Court
Posts: 6,518
|
Post by Avaerilon on Mar 8, 2012 0:26:10 GMT
One does not simply send 25 lorry-loads of cheese into Mordor.
|
|
|
|
Post by North American Republics on Mar 8, 2012 0:28:42 GMT
One does not simply reject cheese going into Mordor.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2012 0:31:37 GMT
One does not simply do the fandango into Mordor.
|
|
Avaerilon
Member State
The Royal Cartographer, Peritus Scriptor Litterarum
Former Delegate, Minister of DA and Registrar of the Court
Posts: 6,518
|
Post by Avaerilon on Mar 8, 2012 0:31:50 GMT
One does not simply throw the inept customs guard into a prison van going into Mordor.
|
|
|
|
Post by North American Republics on Mar 8, 2012 0:38:08 GMT
One does not simply get a fare for $59 one way into Mordor.
|
|
Avaerilon
Member State
The Royal Cartographer, Peritus Scriptor Litterarum
Former Delegate, Minister of DA and Registrar of the Court
Posts: 6,518
|
Post by Avaerilon on Mar 8, 2012 8:51:43 GMT
One does not simply travel 1st Class into Mordor.
|
|
|
|
Post by North American Republics on Mar 8, 2012 11:11:23 GMT
One does not simply harass the flight attendants into Mordor.
|
|
Avaerilon
Member State
The Royal Cartographer, Peritus Scriptor Litterarum
Former Delegate, Minister of DA and Registrar of the Court
Posts: 6,518
|
Post by Avaerilon on Mar 8, 2012 11:55:17 GMT
One does not simply plant some Semtex within a car and send it into Mordor.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2012 20:47:44 GMT
One does not simply shout "Rings don't kill Sauron, Hobbits do!" then charge into Mordor.
|
|
|
|
Post by North American Republics on Mar 8, 2012 21:13:33 GMT
One does not simply procrastinate going into Mordor.
|
|
Avaerilon
Member State
The Royal Cartographer, Peritus Scriptor Litterarum
Former Delegate, Minister of DA and Registrar of the Court
Posts: 6,518
|
Post by Avaerilon on Mar 8, 2012 22:49:19 GMT
One does not simply consider going into Mordor.
|
|
|
|
Post by North American Republics on Mar 8, 2012 23:10:57 GMT
One does not simply spoiler into Mordor.
|
|
Avaerilon
Member State
The Royal Cartographer, Peritus Scriptor Litterarum
Former Delegate, Minister of DA and Registrar of the Court
Posts: 6,518
|
Post by Avaerilon on Mar 8, 2012 23:14:07 GMT
One does not simply appear to be going into Mordor.
|
|
|
|
Post by North American Republics on Mar 8, 2012 23:37:24 GMT
One does not simply bookmark into Mordor.
|
|
Avaerilon
Member State
The Royal Cartographer, Peritus Scriptor Litterarum
Former Delegate, Minister of DA and Registrar of the Court
Posts: 6,518
|
Post by Avaerilon on Mar 8, 2012 23:39:21 GMT
One does not simply link into Mordor.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2012 23:46:37 GMT
One does not simply bribe the Mouth of Sauron to get into Mordor.
|
|
Avaerilon
Member State
The Royal Cartographer, Peritus Scriptor Litterarum
Former Delegate, Minister of DA and Registrar of the Court
Posts: 6,518
|
Post by Avaerilon on Mar 8, 2012 23:53:26 GMT
One does not simply compare the Mordor as described in the books by Professor Tolkein to Jackson's inferior film and realise what environmental destruction yet salvageable life there is into Mordor.
|
|
|
|
Post by North American Republics on Mar 8, 2012 23:55:51 GMT
One does not simply watch the movies instead of reading the books by Tolkein and expect to realize that one simply does not care for the difference
|
|
Avaerilon
Member State
The Royal Cartographer, Peritus Scriptor Litterarum
Former Delegate, Minister of DA and Registrar of the Court
Posts: 6,518
|
Post by Avaerilon on Mar 8, 2012 23:59:24 GMT
One does not simply decide to write a better and more truthful screenplay and film both The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings in Britain, where they should be filmed, rather than in New Zealand, which is as bad as going into Mordor.
|
|
|
|
Post by North American Republics on Mar 9, 2012 1:17:06 GMT
One does not simply write long, boring strings of text explaining how a better Lord of the Rings movie would be executed going into Mordor.
|
|
Avaerilon
Member State
The Royal Cartographer, Peritus Scriptor Litterarum
Former Delegate, Minister of DA and Registrar of the Court
Posts: 6,518
|
Post by Avaerilon on Mar 9, 2012 10:35:54 GMT
One does not simply throw an silly American because he was being silly into Mordor.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2012 12:10:09 GMT
One does not simply try and impress Arwen by going into Mordor.
|
|
Avaerilon
Member State
The Royal Cartographer, Peritus Scriptor Litterarum
Former Delegate, Minister of DA and Registrar of the Court
Posts: 6,518
|
Post by Avaerilon on Mar 9, 2012 16:01:52 GMT
One does not simply placate Sauron by sending a basket of fruit into Mordor.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2012 21:15:12 GMT
One does not simply search for the entwives by going into Mordor.
|
|
Avaerilon
Member State
The Royal Cartographer, Peritus Scriptor Litterarum
Former Delegate, Minister of DA and Registrar of the Court
Posts: 6,518
|
Post by Avaerilon on Mar 9, 2012 21:21:37 GMT
One does not simply prepare for taking a leap of faith from the top of Barad Dur by driving a cart of hay into Mordor.
|
|
|
|
Post by North American Republics on Mar 9, 2012 21:34:59 GMT
One does not simply sticky this thread from a computer with an Ethernet cable going into Mordor.
|
|
Avaerilon
Member State
The Royal Cartographer, Peritus Scriptor Litterarum
Former Delegate, Minister of DA and Registrar of the Court
Posts: 6,518
|
Post by Avaerilon on Mar 9, 2012 22:10:45 GMT
One does not simply time out when trying to get into Mordor.
|
|
|
|
Post by North American Republics on Mar 9, 2012 22:25:09 GMT
One does not simply focus on their education while into Mordor.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2012 22:46:30 GMT
One does not simply hail a taxi to get into Mordor.
|
|
