Lie about the Person Above You

[Avaerilon]

Alterio uses a wand to type, since his fingers are far too fat.

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Averlion eats small puppies.

[Goncar]

Alterio is a pokemaster

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Goncar dresses like Austin Powers.

[Avaerilon]

Comanici is well-known in Lichtenstein as a popular cereal character.

[Goncar]

Ava is the newest guy on the Bud Lite commercials,

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Goncar owns a pair of fuchsia wayfarers.

[Kanoria]

Comanici took your Biros.... All of them.

[Avaerilon]

Kanoria, after being arrested outside of an Eagles concert, admitted to being the world's most notorious streaker.

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Avaerlion is a Creationist.

[Millyland]

Alterio is Honey Boo Boo

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Millyland is a Soviet Russian Bear on a unicycle.

[Avaerilon]

After his public disgrace involving baby oil, two Croatian accountants and a pancake machine, Alterio became a best-selling detective writer.

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Avaerlion's favorite pony is not Fluttershy.

[North American Republics]

Alterio really hates ponies to the point where he started a gelatin factory and only accepts ponies. Business is booming.

[Avaerilon]

Once the head of a multi-national hotel-chain, NAR had an epiphany, converted to Buddhism, and lives in a monastery high in the Himalayas.

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Avaerilon, unlike popular belief, is actually Michael Jackson's daughter, Paris.

[Avaerilon]

The Cult of Comanici, once popular across Eastern Europe, fell out-of-favour after Comanici, its founder and central figure, proclaimed cabbage to be sinful.

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Cabbage is sinful! Have you ever had it? Blech!

Avaerilon is actually living in the stomach of a whale docked outside of Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam. It's a wonder how he gets a wi-fi signal down there. In his early years, he was a beach hermit in Momtengro.

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Comanici can regularly be found talking long walks at the beach while completely naked. It is common knowledge among the local community that you should not venture to the beach between the hours of 1 and 2pm for fear of the sight you may be greeted with.

[Vernima]

Karpopotamus got his name from killing a large hippopotamus with a large car. It is still unclear how he managed to fit that car into a significantly smaller car before attaching it to the hippopotamus's back. We're also not entirely certain why there was a hippo in Northeastern Russia.

[Free Newdepolderian States]

Vernima once made cider from partially decomposed carrots and served it to Chairman Mao's severed, but still living head. It is now a staple in the chairman's household.

[Avaerilon]

FNS, contrary to popular belief, owns the largest manufacturer of stamps in the northern hemisphere.

[Chameliya]

Avaerilon was once renowned for the streams of milk and honey that oozed from springs in the mountains but they were destroyed and wiped from history when a lactose-intolerant child fell in and blew up.

[Vernima]

Jasminia is not actually posting any of this. The real Jasminia died years ago in a horrible carhippo accident in Northern Russia. Details are sketchy, but the police currently believe that the current Jasminia is actually his younger brother, on a vigilante hunt for his brothers murderer.

[Avaerilon]

Having worked his way up the chain, Vernima is now a Burger King restaurant manager in a major American city.

[Northern Inertia]

A former Minister of Foreign Affairs in Timor Leste, Avaerilon was forced to resign in disgrace after it was discovered he had given preferential treatment to the Australian rubber duck industry in exchange for fine French wines.

[Avaerilon]

Northern Inertia is known across the motoring world for their fanatical hatred of the automatic gearbox.

[Vernima]

Our brave WA Delegate is not so brave at all, having run from 17 cockroaches and 28 spiders in the past 5 days alone.

[Chameliya]

Vernima once tripped over a bench he was sitting on. Some, however, dispute this saying it was in fact a commode.