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Post by North American Republics on Feb 12, 2012 19:30:53 GMT
I dare say good sir, that you are readily defeated in this wild endeavor. Your troll's brain is miniscule and only follows a point and rush tactic. I side-stepped him and he flew out the window.
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Post by Kingdom of Grolsch on Feb 12, 2012 19:38:26 GMT
My airplane landed on the house you were in and is still intact :P
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Post by Avaerilon on Feb 12, 2012 19:38:49 GMT
And I dare say, my fine fellow, that you are equally defeated with ease in your foolish manner. You side-stepped into a sarcophagus that has just shut and stabbed you with twenty-thousand spikes tipped-in cyanide and arsenic. I also padlocked it and then put it over a roaring fire to boil you inside.
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Post by Kingdom of Grolsch on Feb 12, 2012 19:41:54 GMT
The airplane maintenance engineer overfilled the water and toilet tanks of the plane, and the water put the fire out. And the person you shut and stabbed was my co-pilot, as I was trying to fix the toilet
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Post by North American Republics on Feb 12, 2012 19:42:00 GMT
Aha! It is here that I have won. I slipped some hallucinogenics into your drink and this is all a dream of yours.
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Post by Kingdom of Grolsch on Feb 12, 2012 19:44:07 GMT
But I am the septic tank!
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Post by Avaerilon on Feb 12, 2012 19:44:43 GMT
Aha! it is here that I have won, dear sir! You see, you dreamt that you drugged Grolsch. In fact, you are currently being dragged into the aeroplane's septic tank by a massive hand composed of faecal matter.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 12, 2012 19:53:13 GMT
I nuked the world this takes place on, wiping out any and all attempts to take the hill.
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Post by Avaerilon on Feb 12, 2012 19:53:58 GMT
No fair! :(
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Post by Avaerilon on Feb 12, 2012 19:55:03 GMT
<Avaerilon throws a glass of ice-cold water over Narglandia>
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Post by Avaerilon on Feb 12, 2012 19:55:29 GMT
BTW- Back in an hour, Top Gear's on! :D
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Post by Kingdom of Grolsch on Feb 12, 2012 19:56:00 GMT
Damn
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Post by Deleted on Feb 12, 2012 19:56:53 GMT
very fair. you should have advanced your power while you had the chance.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 12, 2012 19:57:13 GMT
not nice grlosch.....
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Post by Kingdom of Grolsch on Feb 12, 2012 19:58:01 GMT
I am nice but evil.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 12, 2012 20:00:36 GMT
dont say bad words. and im gone, too. gotta go find out what channel BBC america is to go watch Top Gear.
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Post by North American Republics on Feb 12, 2012 20:04:14 GMT
Yes! I have no need to see Top Gear. I. AM. ON. TOP!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 12, 2012 20:05:07 GMT
NO NEED FOR TOP GEAR?!?!?! YOU HAVE NO NEED FOR LIFE...
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Post by Kingdom of Grolsch on Feb 12, 2012 20:06:37 GMT
No need for Top Gear here either.
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Post by North American Republics on Feb 12, 2012 20:08:26 GMT
Grr. Well, I declare a thumb war
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Post by Avaerilon on Feb 12, 2012 21:07:08 GMT
While you troglodytes were bickering and faffing about with your thumb war, I have taken the hill once again and set-up a complex defensive perimeter designed by a man with no face. And for that reason, it is impenetrable.
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Post by North American Republics on Feb 12, 2012 22:11:09 GMT
Well, my man with no limbs was able to successfully flop around your "complex defensive perimeter" and assassinate Avaerilon and his man with no face.
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Post by Avaerilon on Feb 12, 2012 22:13:53 GMT
Your man shot you by mistake! You forgot to remove your "King Aubrey novelty souvenir mask."
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Post by North American Republics on Feb 12, 2012 22:18:42 GMT
We would never wear the likeness of you. I would rather wear a mask of a dog than one of you. By the way, I'm on top.
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Post by Avaerilon on Feb 12, 2012 22:25:13 GMT
Gasp! I am outraged! I have been told I have a beautiful jaw! Well, if it's a mud-slinging you want...
Nah, I'll just push you off :P
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Post by North American Republics on Feb 12, 2012 22:38:19 GMT
Your arms have no pushing force so now I am wrestling you to the ground.
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Post by Avaerilon on Feb 12, 2012 22:45:05 GMT
My arms might not, but my legs do! Hi-yah! I kick you into the air and onto a handy spike of rock.
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Post by North American Republics on Feb 12, 2012 22:52:21 GMT
This guy is helping me take the hill. Good luck.  |
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Post by Avaerilon on Feb 12, 2012 22:56:01 GMT
These people are helping me... Ahem. So good luck with that.
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Post by North American Republics on Feb 12, 2012 23:05:10 GMT
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