Vernima
Ungrouped
Minister of Immigration
Who's on first.
Posts: 237
|
Post by Vernima on Jun 23, 2014 22:01:54 GMT
Granted, but you lost your papers so none of the cops believe you. I wish for a TARDIS
|
|
Avaerilon
Member State
The Royal Cartographer, Peritus Scriptor Litterarum
Former Delegate, Minister of DA and Registrar of the Court
Posts: 6,518
|
Post by Avaerilon on Jun 26, 2014 12:08:02 GMT
Granted, but you can't understand the interface and end up in Telos. Good luck with the Cybermen! I wish I had a great big wine cellar for my recently arrived Armagnac.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2014 14:26:32 GMT
Granted, but it's filled with several hundred violent, power-hungry, bottle-smashing Gunters.
I wish I had more time in a day to slack off.
|
|
Vernima
Ungrouped
Minister of Immigration
Who's on first.
Posts: 237
|
Post by Vernima on Jun 26, 2014 19:57:46 GMT
Granted, but the change in the Earth's rotation happens so suddenly that everyone is still moving at about 800 miles per hour while the Earth has slowed to 10 mph. You get the idea of what happens next.
I wish for enough money to buy the games I want on the Steam Sale.
|
|
|
Post by Northern Inertia on Jun 26, 2014 20:11:50 GMT
Granted, but suddenly only Goat Simulator has a discount.
I wish for world peace.
|
|
Avaerilon
Member State
The Royal Cartographer, Peritus Scriptor Litterarum
Former Delegate, Minister of DA and Registrar of the Court
Posts: 6,518
|
Post by Avaerilon on Jun 26, 2014 20:24:30 GMT
Granted; the overly happy atmosphere drives you mad.
I wish for all the swagfags to vapourise and never bother us with "yolo" again.
|
|
Vernima
Ungrouped
Minister of Immigration
Who's on first.
Posts: 237
|
Post by Vernima on Jun 27, 2014 1:28:39 GMT
Granted but their remaining vapor (known only as "swagdust") fills the atmosphere and kills everyone.
I wish for a cookie
|
|
Newhalla
Ungrouped
Omnia mirari etaim tritissima (marvel at evrything even the most commonplace)
Posts: 841
|
Post by Newhalla on Jun 27, 2014 20:42:03 GMT
You get all the cookies in the world, and the inevitable diabetes from eating all those cookies.
I wish for a Star Trek type Federation
|
|
Avaerilon
Member State
The Royal Cartographer, Peritus Scriptor Litterarum
Former Delegate, Minister of DA and Registrar of the Court
Posts: 6,518
|
Post by Avaerilon on Jun 27, 2014 22:38:59 GMT
Granted, but you have to live by the Prime Directive.
I wish that ALDE would win a landslide in the next EU elections.
|
|
|
Post by Chameliya on Jun 28, 2014 7:58:28 GMT
Granted, but due to the Eurocrisis of 2016 which sparked a mass Eurosceptic movement led by the revolutionary Farage, the EU only consists of a couple of barrels of tar floating in the North Sea.
I wish I had some dark chocolate right now.
|
|
|
Post by United Democracy of Scientists on Jun 28, 2014 8:02:57 GMT
Granted, but the cocoa was harvested by child slaves in a developing country.
I wish I had my own lab.
|
|
Avaerilon
Member State
The Royal Cartographer, Peritus Scriptor Litterarum
Former Delegate, Minister of DA and Registrar of the Court
Posts: 6,518
|
Post by Avaerilon on Jun 28, 2014 10:46:54 GMT
Granted; the rent is outrageous and the ventilation is appalling.
I wish my cold would go away.
|
|
Vernima
Ungrouped
Minister of Immigration
Who's on first.
Posts: 237
|
Post by Vernima on Jun 28, 2014 20:35:44 GMT
Granted, in its place arrives a little-known superbacteria that is one of the main prey species of your specific cold virus. I wish I could be any dragon I wanted.
|
|
|
Post by Free Newdepolderian States on Jun 30, 2014 23:09:26 GMT
Granted. You are subsequently slain by a daring young knight. I wish for a better calculator
|
|
|
Post by United Democracy of Scientists on Jul 1, 2014 5:47:39 GMT
Granted, but the calculator is so good that it is able to divide by zero, thus causing the Universe to disappear in a poof of logic.
I wish I lived in a large city.
|
|
Newhalla
Ungrouped
Omnia mirari etaim tritissima (marvel at evrything even the most commonplace)
Posts: 841
|
Post by Newhalla on Jul 1, 2014 9:45:14 GMT
Granted, Pyongyang is your new home, forever.
I wish i could move between planets.
|
|
Avaerilon
Member State
The Royal Cartographer, Peritus Scriptor Litterarum
Former Delegate, Minister of DA and Registrar of the Court
Posts: 6,518
|
Post by Avaerilon on Jul 1, 2014 10:23:32 GMT
Granted; you end up in the middle of Jupiter's super-storm, and are lost forever.
I wish I had a large chalet in the Jungfrau region of Switzerland.
|
|
Vernima
Ungrouped
Minister of Immigration
Who's on first.
Posts: 237
|
Post by Vernima on Jul 1, 2014 16:05:04 GMT
Granted, but a heavy blizzard destroys your cottage and freezes you to death. I wish I didn't have to Google almost every single one of Ava's wishes.
|
|
|
Post by Free Newdepolderian States on Jul 1, 2014 16:25:22 GMT
Granted, but now you have to Google mine. I wish I could circumambulate Kailash.
|
|
Avaerilon
Member State
The Royal Cartographer, Peritus Scriptor Litterarum
Former Delegate, Minister of DA and Registrar of the Court
Posts: 6,518
|
Post by Avaerilon on Jul 1, 2014 17:01:10 GMT
Granted; you undergo a spiritual awakening and become the next prophet of an eastern religion, only to later be excommunicated for heresy.
I wish the news wasn't so bleak this year.
|
|
|
Post by Free Newdepolderian States on Jul 1, 2014 18:08:32 GMT
Granted; you are murdered in a highly complicated plot which is eventually traced back to the Swiss Federal Council through a complex series of covers ranging from a sportswear superconglomerate to an old woman in Taipei, making for a very exciting news year.
|
|
Vernima
Ungrouped
Minister of Immigration
Who's on first.
Posts: 237
|
Post by Vernima on Jul 1, 2014 18:13:36 GMT
I wish FNS didn't forget to make a wish.
|
|
|
Post by Free Newdepolderian States on Jul 1, 2014 18:17:22 GMT
Granted; I wish I hadn't made such a PARADOXPARADOXPARADOXPARADOXPARADOXPARADOXPARADOXPARADOXPARADOXPARADOXPARADOXPARADOXPARADOXPARADOX
|
|
Avaerilon
Member State
The Royal Cartographer, Peritus Scriptor Litterarum
Former Delegate, Minister of DA and Registrar of the Court
Posts: 6,518
|
Post by Avaerilon on Jul 1, 2014 20:09:01 GMT
Granted; existence has now been destroyed. Thank you very muc-
...
I wish the diplomatic dinner goes well.
|
|
|
Post by Chameliya on Jul 1, 2014 20:31:23 GMT
Granted, only a few delegates will die...
I wish for something good on TV.
|
|
|
Post by Free Newdepolderian States on Jul 1, 2014 20:44:09 GMT
Granted; your television implodes, and a video of it becomes the runner up on one of those home video shows
I wish I had more time to do things
|
|
Avaerilon
Member State
The Royal Cartographer, Peritus Scriptor Litterarum
Former Delegate, Minister of DA and Registrar of the Court
Posts: 6,518
|
Post by Avaerilon on Jul 1, 2014 20:56:43 GMT
Granted; everyone you know disappears, giving you all the free time in the world.
I wish my keyboard worked properly for once.
|
|
|
Post by Free Newdepolderian States on Jul 1, 2014 21:37:57 GMT
(Me too!) Granted; your computer crashes
EDIT: Good Lord! Twice now!
I wish I would stop doing that
|
|
Avaerilon
Member State
The Royal Cartographer, Peritus Scriptor Litterarum
Former Delegate, Minister of DA and Registrar of the Court
Posts: 6,518
|
Post by Avaerilon on Jul 1, 2014 21:55:35 GMT
... still waiting for that wish... xD
|
|
Vernima
Ungrouped
Minister of Immigration
Who's on first.
Posts: 237
|
Post by Vernima on Jul 1, 2014 22:16:34 GMT
Granted, you stop doing that. You stop doing everything. You do literally nothing forever. Absolutely nothing. For all eternity.
I wish the SLU replaced the EU
|
|